We probably don’t need to tell you that the ladies of the Kardashian-Jenner clan live very different lives than us peasants.
For example, Kylie Jenner welcomed her first child just six weeks ago, but while most new moms’ weekends are characterized by sleepless nights and dirty diapers, Kylie’s look more like this:
Yes, that’s Kylizzle giving the camera that Blue Steel realness alongside her longtime BFF, Jordyn Woods.
This isn’t the first we’ve seen of Kylie’s post-baby body, and we can’t blame her for wanting to show off.
For one thing, racy social media pics are Kylie’s bread and butter, and she’s been out of the game for most of the past year.
On top of that, she obviously went straight to work on her fitness and nutrition after welcoming little Stormi into the world, and who wouldn’t want to flaunt that kind of progress?
Women just gave birth might feel a pang of jealousy when they look at these photos, but it probably has less to do with Kylie’s body than with the amount of free time she seems to enjoy.
Look, we’re not hating.
When you reach that level of wealth, you can afford to purchase the most precious resource of all – time.
Anyone who thought Kylie was gonna be changing diapers at all hours of the night clearly hasn’t spent much time on her Instagram page.
She deserves credit for stepping away from the spotlight temporarily in order to focus on her pregnancy, but the girl is rich, famous, and 20 years old.
She’s not about to spend the next year in sweatpants with her hair in rollers.
And if she does, you can bet the sweats will be Balenciaga, and the rollers will be a new custom accessory that Kylie is trying to make happen.
The point is, Kylie seems to be transitioning back into the life she knew before she was pregnant, and it probably won’t take very long, because she has lots of help.
As for Kylie’s baby daddy, Travis Scott hasn’t been around lately, but it’s not because he’s clashing with the Kard clan.
Quite the reverse, in fact, as sources say he and Kanye West are currently in Jackson Hole, Wyoming recording music together.
So despite rumors to the contrary, it seems Travis has been embraced by his new pseudo-in-laws.
Of course, there’s still word on whether or not Travis and Kris Jenner are getting along, and as long as the momager disapproves, there will be no sleeping easy for Mr. Scott – but hey, at least it’s not because of a screaming baby!
