Monday, March 26, 2018

Joanna Krupa: Engaged to Douglas Nunes!

Great news for Joanna Krupa fans: she’s engaged!


Technically, Joanna did not say the words … but she instead showed off her new ring (in the very conspicuous photo that you’ll see below) and tagged her new fiance in the photo.


She let fans but two and two together.



The photo that you’re about to see shows Joanna Krupa’s hand and Douglas Nunes’ hand, alongside some wonderful dogs.


Joanna tagged Douglas. She also tagged Winston, the large white dog, who has his own Instagram account.


On the ring finger of her left hand, fans and followers can clearly see what looks like a large, beautiful engagement band.


Her caption, however, belies the signficance of the photo. She writes:


“Just another weekend in the Krupa-Nunes household.”


But look:at the anything-but-ordinary picture.



We had to take a moment to admire the beautiful, precious, sleepy dogs for a moment before we noticed the ring. Take your time.


Joanna hasn’t exactly been outspoken about her relationship with fiance Douglas Nunes.


(Note: this is Douglas Nunes, not to be confused with the politician, Devin Nunes, of “Nunes Memo” fame)


In fact, she’s even playing coy in this photo announcement.


The whole relationship has been pretty hush-hush, and it seems like Douglas is a fairly private person.


Though a factor in the couple’s apparent shyness might be how recently Joanna ended her last relationship.



Here we see Joanna with her last husband, Romain Zago.


The two of them finalized their divorce just 8 months ago.


It was, however, an amicable split.


So amicable, in fact, that Romain Zago testified that her vagina smells great during the most absurd lawsuit in recent memory.


Plenty of women can’t get their ex to agree to a visitation schedule during a divorce, and Joanna had Romain sit at the witness stand and sing the praises of her genital odor.


That whole story was bonkers and amazing.



But, as you may recall, Joanna Krupa won her lawsuit against Brandi Glanville, who was forced to apologize for ever questioning the olfactory qualities of Joanna’s nether bits.


We can’t help but imagine the hours of law school and the courtroom experiences that led everyone involved to one day take a case involving a vagina odor lawsuit.


In general, though, Joanna leads an amazing life as a beautiful celebrity.


She endorses products on Instagram, she reminds the world that she is shockingly gorgeous, and she also promotes animal rights causes and shares stories related to that with fans.



Joanna’s fans are of course very happy for her and filled her comments with congratulations.


There were, unfortunately, some snide comments about how recently she divorced Romain.


But … remember, just because the divorce was finalized 8 months ago doesn’t mean that her relationship with Douglas is some sort of rebound.


Divorces, even the nice ones, take time. She and Douglas have had plenty of time to get to know one another.


We wish the two of them the best!



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