Tuesday, June 26, 2018

Jinger Duggar: Has She Secretly Given Birth?!

It’s been over six months since the world learned that Jinger Duggar is pregnant with her first child.


The announcement came much later than expected, not only because Jinger broke the Duggar tradition of getting pregnant almost immediately after saying “I do,” but also because she waited until her second trimester to share the news with fans.



Now, it looks as though Jeremy and Jinger might be keeping yet another big secret from their adoring public.


Jeremy posted the above photo to his Instagram account today, and fans are convinced it’s his way of hinting that Jinger is knocked up.


It’s a bit of a stretch, but the theory goes something like this:


As you can see, that’s the most recent photo of Jinger’s baby bump.


She usually posts just about every day, but this pic is several days old.



So Jeremy posted a slightly outdated image, along with a caption reading simply, “ETA: Soon.”


Again, hardly a definitive announcement, but we suppose it’s not hard to see why some fans have jumped to conclusions.


“Is she in labor?!” one fan asked point-blank.


“Hope she’s in labor and has a smooth delivery!” another remarked.


Several fans cut right to the chase and commented simply, “Congrats!”


The Vuolos have yet to respond.



And that’s interesting, as many fans think this is a case in which their silence speaks volumes.


But even more interesting is the fact that Jeremy’s pic launched an intense conversation about the sinfulness of iWatches.


“You can’t evolve and love thy God … I don’t believe in it. Didn’t evolve from a money or ape and I hope Jinger isn’t evolving either that would be so sad,” wronte Nutjob 1.


“iWatch makes sin automatic. Same with the Apple phones,” Nutjob 2 replied.


“Pornographers is up 689% since 2007 when Aphone came out. iWatch is going to double that with all the porn on the watch. Men are easily led to lust and women too.”


“I would be so sad if she evolved to an ape with an iPhone watch,” sayeth the first nutjob.



“In the semen that my Pasture gave today he spoke of the devil that resides in them there iWatches. Just to easy to sin with those things on,” responded her nutty friend.


“People getting send pornography on them. Using Siri to satisfy burgers and also losing sight of the lord and focusing too much on time,” the best conversation in the history of the world concluded.


You heard the nutjobs!


Listen to the semen and stop using Siri to satisfy your burgers!


We’ll keep you posted on any and all #BabyVuolo updates, so stop watching your watch porn and pay attention!



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