It turns out that Ariana isn’t the only person in her relationship who is, well, Grande.
Ariana Grande responded to an awkwardly phrased fan question by claiming that fiance Pete Davidson’s penis is very large. She got specific.
But she insists that, despite shotgun wedding rumors, her appreciation of what Pete is packing hasn’t gotten her pregnant … yet.
Pete Davidson already has two Ariana tattoos, but that decorative ink might not be the part of him that’s nearest and dearest to Ariana’s heart.
An Arianator on Twitter asked the singer, who has been engaging with fans left and right on social media because she’s a delight, a question:
“How long is Pete?” the fan asked, before quickly clarifying: “Oh, as in the interlude!”
That’s a fair question that’s normal to ask about musical guests. We have no idea if this person’s tweet was intended to begin that way or really was just awkwardly phrased.
Ariana, however, decided to just … blurt out her answer.
Take a look:
“Like 10 inches?” Ariana replied.
Global averages for penis length tend to hover between 5.5 inches and 6 inches, which would make Pete Davidson very impressive.
Ariana then, within the same tweet so that you know that her reply was deliberate, answered the fan’s real question.
“Oh f–k … I mean like a little over a minute,” Ariana answered, referring to the length of Pete’s interlude.
Do you care to guess which part of Ariana’s reply garnered more attention?
One fan responded by tweeting a still of meme queen Tiffany “New York” Pollard.
In this particular image, the reality star is saying: “I know his dick is big. I know it. I know it’s big! Oh god my heart hurts.”
Arianators are clearly enjoying imagining that Ariana’s statement is true. In fact, many saw it as confirmation of what they already suspected about the 6-foot-3 Saturday Night Live star.
If Pete’s megameat is really 10 inches in length, then that would put it at a whopping one sixth of 5-foot-0 Ariana’s total height.
On that note, another posted a photo of Ariana out and about with Pete.
This fan wrote: “This is how you look at someone that’s taking a battering ram to your cervix.”
The internet is good, actually.
Rumors have been bandied about since news of Ariana’s engagement first broke.
Because it happened so quickly, some fans could not help but wonder if Ariana was pregnant.
One fan parodied this notion, editing Ariana’s album art to show disdain with an eyeroll.
For caption, this fan wrote, using the Spongebob Squarepants mockery meme style of alternating capitalization: “aRiAnNA Is PreGnNanT.”
Ariana responded to this post and a number of follow-up comments.
First, she warned fans that these rumors would be recurring, writing: “oh this s–ts gonna be every other week now enjoy!”
Ariana also tweeted: “mood for the next few years til i’m actually ready #fertilequeen.”
A fan wrote that Ariana and Pete would make the cutest babies.
“Oh absolutely but ……… innnnnnnaaaaawhile,” Ariana replied, followed by a see-no-evil monkey emoji.
That is smart. She’s a smart young woman.
Ariana is such a delightful spirit and she has an amazing sense of humor.
So … there’s no way of knowing whether she’s being serious about how well endowed her fiance might be.
If he really is sporting a 10-incher, that might help explain their warp-speed engagement.
But Ariana is such a savvy Slytherin (just look at her uniform above), and it’s entirely possible that she said this to steer the conversation away from her vacant uterus and towards her fiance’s crotch.
There’s nothing wrong with that. She filled her fans with delight.
Not unlike how Pete presumably fills … you know what? Never mind.
The general Twitter consensus seems towards Ariana seems to be one of celebration with an undercurrent of pics or it didn’t happen.
