Call us crazy, but we’re just gonna go ahead and say it:
We really don’t think Ronnie Ortiz-Magro and Jen Harley are right for each other.
Because they got into a fight weeks ago during which Magro slammed Harley as a cum dumpster and Harley said that Magro was a cokehead?
That was the first sign.
But those were also just words.
On June 24, the tension between this Jersey Shore cast member and his girlfriend (with whom Ronnie shares a three-month old girl named Ariana) boiled over to violence.
As previously reported on The Hollywood Gossip, Harley was arrested on that date for domestic battery after she allegedly beat up Ronnie inside of a car and then dragged him down the road by this same vehicle as he was trying to get out.
The details, as originally described online, were crazy enough.
But now the official police report has been made public and… HOLY FLYING PUNCHES AND BLOODY BRAWLING! It’s nuts.
When police got to the scene on the aforementioned date in Las Vegas, they described Ortiz-Magro as exhibiting “erratic speech, crying, hysterical,” with “irregular breathing.”
There was also “blood all over the center console and inside of the car, as well as smears along the driver side.”
According to Ronnie’s version of events, Harley “hit him in the face with her right fist two-five times.”
The long-time reality star then tried to flee from the vehicle, only for Harley to hit the gas and drag him several feet down the road.
Ronnie “had apparent injuries to his mouth and arms and road rash,” the responding officer says in the report.
Ortiz-Magro proceeded to call Harley to come back and get him, which she did, before Harley pulled over again, taking their three-month-old daughter, Ariana, out of her car seat.
“She explained that she got out of the car asking for help and stated that Ortiz was hitting her in the car,” the report read, adding:
“She explained that she arranged for a friend to come pick up her child before officers arrived.”
What did Harley have to say about all of this?
She told the cops that Ortiz-Magro grabbed the steering wheel while she was behind it, causing her to drive “over the concrete median which flattened the tires on the passenger side.”
The report states that Harley refused medical attention and had a “cut” on her left arm.
She was also “crying [and] hysterical” upon speaking to the officers at the scene.
“Based upon the above facts and circumstances, I have probable cause to believe that a recent mutual battery occurred between both Jennifer Harley and Ronald Ortiz who are in a domestic relationship,” the police report stated.
Harley was considered the aggresor, however, hence her booking for battery.
The Clark County District Attorney’s Office later confirmed to Us Weekly, however, that Harley would not face charges following the altercation “due to insufficient evidence.”
And just in case this doesn’t all sound insane enough, consider:
Jen and Ronnie spent July Fourth together!
We’re glad things have calmed down. We’re glad Ariana’s parents are on decent terms again.
But it’s only a matter of time until things blow up again, let’s be honest.
Ronnie and Jen need to come to an agreement and co-parent Ariana as best they can, without actually being together.
