Khloe Kardashian’s fans may know that Tristan Thompson is just too dumb to be faithful, but that doesn’t mean that they’re willing to accept it.
Tristan took to Instagram to ask his baby mama what nice romantic spot the two should visit.
Commenters could not resist roasting him and the results are … hilarious.
On Instagram, Khloe shared a photo of a pink beach and wrote: “Take me please” in her captions.
Tristan decided to leave a publicly visible comment.
Perhaps he wasn’t thinking, perhaps he was feeling romantic, or perhaps Tristan’s still trying to rebuild his image with Khloe’s fans.
Whatever his reason, Tristan wrote: “Where do you wanna go my love?”
Almost immediately, his words racked up hundreds upon hundreds of replies from Khloe’s fans who had some suggestions for him.
According to TooFab, Tristan’s comment has over 1,800 replies, and some of these are pure gold.
“Somewhere where she can be loved and respected by a real man,” one suggested.
Possibly the best comment of the bunch was: “Which love are you talking about, you gotta be more specific.”
Another fan suggested that Tristan should take Khloe “to before 2016 before Tristan was her bae.”
“To a marriage counselor,” one commenter suggested, though of course Khloe and Tristan are not married.
Another chimed in with “Couple’s therapy.”
Tristan was advised to take Khloe “somewhere where you don’t take her granted.”
“You need to go to church,” another wrote.
(In general, we don’t recommend pushing people to change their personal religious habits, even as a joke)
Another commenter suggested that Tristan could dazzle Khloe with the tourist attractions on “Faithful island.”
Yet another said that Khloe would be happier “probably away from him.”
Ouch.
“You better take her ANYWHERE she wanna go bro,” another commenter.
That one seemed almost on Tristan’s side, suggesting that he owes Khloe and needs to act like it if he wants to keep this relationship going.
Another, poking fun at the names of many Caribbean island, suggested a trip to “St. Loyalty.”
Fun fact: Catholicism has a number of saints who are considered to be patron saints of “difficult marriages.” If Tristan and Khloe were married, that would be fodder for some obscure burns.
A comment suggested that Tristan should take Khloe “far far away from you.”
That would be sending, not taking.
“Where the faithful men at,” another wrote.
Interestingly, Khloe’s own sister, Kourtney, had a reply to Tristan’s comment.
Kourtney simply wrote: “good one.”
Unless Kourt was suggesting that Tristan himself is a good one, which would be kind of funny, it sounds like she was being a little shady.
Kourtney may have been chiming in about another comment — applauding the roasting that Tristan was receiving.
Or Kourtney may have been simply laughing at the notion that Tristan would take Khloe on vacation, treating his comment itself as a joke.
Khloe seems to be Tristan’s only fan these days.
