Showing posts with label Bless. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Bless. Show all posts

Friday, March 16, 2018

The Queen to Prince Harry and Meghan Markle: I Hereby Bless You!

The Queen has spoken, folks.


In an official statement issues on Wednesday, Queen Elizabeth II basically looked at Prince Harry and Meghan Markle, considered their affection for one another and said the following:


Hey, you kids are alright with me!



Okay, maybe she didn’t use those exact words.


However, as fifth (soon to be sixth, once baby Kate and William arrives!) in line to the throne, Harry must obtain formal permission from his grandmother in order to marry.


So states the Succession to the Crown Act.


And while numerous reports over the past few months have claimed The Queen is totally cool with Markle, this sort of official permission wasn’t granted until the following letter was released by Buckingham Palace.


What’s notable about the letter isn’t just that Elizabeth refers to Harry as her “dearly beloved” grandson, it’s that she uses the given names for both Harry and his fiancee.


“My Lords,” open the statement, which continues in very formal capacity as follows:


I declare My Consent to a Contract of Matrimony between My Most Dearly Beloved Grandson Prince Henry Charles Albert David of Wales and Rachel Meghan Markle, which Consent I am causing to be signified under the Great Seal and to be entered in the Books of the Privy Council.




queen statement


So there we have it!


The wedding may get underway as scheduled!


For those somehow not closely following the lives of this heretofore hard-partying Prince and the former Suits actress, Harry and Markle are set to exchange vows on May 19.


The knot-tying will take place at St. George’s Chapel at Windsor Castle.


No one expected The Queen to object, of course, but Markle is divorced.


This is very common among Americans, however, but it has been frowned upon over the years by Kesington Palace.


In the past, numerous royal relationships have hit a huge snag when a member of this famous yearned to marry a divorcée.


Princess Margaret, for example, was pressured to break off her romance with Captain Peter Townsend because he had previously been married… while King Edward VIII notoriously abdicated the throne to marry a twice-divorced woman named Wallis Simpson.



Markle is also a U.S. citizen.


She’s also mixed-race, with a white mother and a black father.


None of these facts about the beloved ex-actress ought to matter, of course; all that should be considered are her feelings for Harry and vice versa.


But the Royal Family lives by its own rules in many ways.


This is what has made them a source of interest and fascination for decades.


It’s very nice to see Queen Elizabeth leading the charge in easing up on certain guidelines that have been emphasized in the past when it comes to relationships and marriages.


Seriously, anyone who has chronicled the machinations of these folks for years would be stunned to learn that the monarch is down with her grandson marrying anyone who has posed like THIS in her career:



But times have changed and Markle is universally admired.


She and Harry truly do seem so very in love.


We continue to send them our best and we cannot wait for their wedding day!


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Wednesday, November 9, 2016

Kylie Jenner Nude: God Bless America

Sometimes, when times are hard, you have to grab onto every little bit of happiness that comes your way.


And right now, times are hard AF.



Donald Trump won the election, the actual presidential election for the entire country, and it seems like things couldn’t look any bleaker.


But please allow Kylie Jenner to ease your burdens, if only for a moment:



Oh hell yes.


This is Kylie, completely nude except for all that paint.


Usually this girl is absolutely insufferable — she is a Kardashian, after all, if not by name then by species — but who are we to argue with a little bit of nudity in these trying times?


If Kylie wearing only blue paint brings you comfort, then embrace that.


Embrace it, and God bless.


In her caption, Kylie mentions that this photo is part of an “unreleased project” with photographer Sasha Samsonova, which means that we’ll probably be seeing more of this side of Kylie.



Not that it’s anything we haven’t seen before.


Ever since Kylie turned 18, she’s been eager to show off the goods, and hey, more power to her.


She kicked off her adulthood, if you’ll remember, with this racy cleavage shot:



Hey, at least it was racy for her back then.


And she’s always loved a good bikini selfie, so we’ve seen one or two (thousand) of those over these past couple of years:



But lately it seems like she’s been favoring lingerie selfies over bikini selfies.


Not a bad problem to have, really:



Just last month she posed topless for a photo shoot with Complex magazine.


When it rains, it pours, right? And sometimes that’s a good thing:



Now we have this new paint-covered nude photo to throw on the pile of scandal and shame.


By the time this girl turns 21, we’re going to be getting selfies of her actual insides, won’t we?


Well, we can only hope that her insides are as hot as her outsides.



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Kylie Jenner Nude: God Bless America

Sometimes, when times are hard, you have to grab onto every little bit of happiness that comes your way.


And right now, times are hard AF.



Donald Trump won the election, the actual presidential election for the entire country, and it seems like things couldn’t look any bleaker.


But please allow Kylie Jenner to ease your burdens, if only for a moment:



Oh hell yes.


This is Kylie, completely nude except for all that paint.


Usually this girl is absolutely insufferable — she is a Kardashian, after all, if not by name then by species — but who are we to argue with a little bit of nudity in these trying times?


If Kylie wearing only blue paint brings you comfort, then embrace that.


Embrace it, and God bless.


In her caption, Kylie mentions that this photo is part of an “unreleased project” with photographer Sasha Samsonova, which means that we’ll probably be seeing more of this side of Kylie.



Not that it’s anything we haven’t seen before.


Ever since Kylie turned 18, she’s been eager to show off the goods, and hey, more power to her.


She kicked off her adulthood, if you’ll remember, with this racy cleavage shot:



Hey, at least it was racy for her back then.


And she’s always loved a good bikini selfie, so we’ve seen one or two (thousand) of those over these past couple of years:



But lately it seems like she’s been favoring lingerie selfies over bikini selfies.


Not a bad problem to have, really:



Just last month she posed topless for a photo shoot with Complex magazine.


When it rains, it pours, right? And sometimes that’s a good thing:



Now we have this new paint-covered nude photo to throw on the pile of scandal and shame.


By the time this girl turns 21, we’re going to be getting selfies of her actual insides, won’t we?


Well, we can only hope that her insides are as hot as her outsides.



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Wednesday, August 10, 2016

Farrah Abraham to Sophia: God Bless You and Your Future Porn Career!

Farrah Abraham talking about her daughter embarking on her own porn career when she turns 18 is enough to bring a tear to your eye.


Not in a sweet, poignant way, either.



In a recent podcast, a.k.a. The Gift That Keeps on Giving (not unlike Farrah in her “sex tape”), Abraham was asked about her daughter.


Specifically, how she would feel if Sophia, now seven, were to follow in her mom’s footsteps and entered the adult entertainment industry.


Her response? VINTAGE Farrah.


“God bless her!” Abraham said.


“Because you know what, when you’re 18, and, if you feel that you’re vulnerable enough or your mother wasn’t there,” she went on.


“Or if you feel you don’t have enough money in your bank account, and you decide to do that, then that’s your own choice.”


So, there you have it.



Long story short, she’s 100 percent cool with Sophia doing porn, so long as she feels she could make some good money or is vulnerable.


Good life lesson there.


While that may go down as one of the more asinine things ever said by any parent, or human being, it hardly surprises us with Farrah.


After all, this is a person who said she isn’t addicted to plastic surgery, despite describing how she’s basically addicted to exactly that.


Or said the other Teen Moms are desperate for fame and exploiting their kids … while Farrah herself hawks a signature sex toy line.


We could go on.



As for her ongoing penchant for giving her daughter permission to get dolled up and pursue her modeling “career” at such a young age?


“You know, when your kids are five or six, they already start playing with makeup,” the 26-year-old Abraham said, dubiously.


“And I was pretty much the only mother in freakin’ elementary school getting called in to deal with makeup on her daughter.”


The single mom told Sophia’s elementary school principal that if she doesn’t want to see this? Set a better example herself!


“So I said to them – and I proved my point because then the principal switched schools – I go, ‘Well then you should take off your makeup.”


“If you don’t want little girls coming to school with makeup then don’t wear makeup,’” the outspoken MTV personality explained.


“And then ever since,” Abraham said, clearly pleased with herself, “when I’ve seen that principal, she hasn’t had makeup on her face.”


Farrah adds that she’s no longer concerned about those who don’t agree with Sophia’s pursuit of modeling glory or love of beauty products.


“There’s bigger things to worry about than makeup,” she said, perhaps in the first and only coherent moment of her entire interview.



The entrepreneur, who may be an actual prostitute, received major backlash when she posted suggestive modeling photos of her little girl.


In one of the pics, a two-piece-clad Sophia appeared to be half-submerged in a pool, gazing into the camera while wearing heavy makeup.


Some called the series of snaps “disturbing” and “horrible,” or just another example of Farrah Abraham parenting fails (see below gallery).


Abraham seem pleased with the images, however.


“Happy #sunday @rlsmodelsphotography God gave me an extraordinary young lady @sophialabraham I’m so blessed,” she wrote.


Farrah added that she’s “Excited to see all the great things flourish in Sophia’s life journey #blessed #beauty #photography”


Therapy bills will definitely flourish, and soon.