Wednesday, November 9, 2016

Kylie Jenner Nude: God Bless America

Sometimes, when times are hard, you have to grab onto every little bit of happiness that comes your way.


And right now, times are hard AF.



Donald Trump won the election, the actual presidential election for the entire country, and it seems like things couldn’t look any bleaker.


But please allow Kylie Jenner to ease your burdens, if only for a moment:



Oh hell yes.


This is Kylie, completely nude except for all that paint.


Usually this girl is absolutely insufferable — she is a Kardashian, after all, if not by name then by species — but who are we to argue with a little bit of nudity in these trying times?


If Kylie wearing only blue paint brings you comfort, then embrace that.


Embrace it, and God bless.


In her caption, Kylie mentions that this photo is part of an “unreleased project” with photographer Sasha Samsonova, which means that we’ll probably be seeing more of this side of Kylie.



Not that it’s anything we haven’t seen before.


Ever since Kylie turned 18, she’s been eager to show off the goods, and hey, more power to her.


She kicked off her adulthood, if you’ll remember, with this racy cleavage shot:



Hey, at least it was racy for her back then.


And she’s always loved a good bikini selfie, so we’ve seen one or two (thousand) of those over these past couple of years:



But lately it seems like she’s been favoring lingerie selfies over bikini selfies.


Not a bad problem to have, really:



Just last month she posed topless for a photo shoot with Complex magazine.


When it rains, it pours, right? And sometimes that’s a good thing:



Now we have this new paint-covered nude photo to throw on the pile of scandal and shame.


By the time this girl turns 21, we’re going to be getting selfies of her actual insides, won’t we?


Well, we can only hope that her insides are as hot as her outsides.



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