It sure sounds like Keeping Up With the Kardashians really is over.
… Like, over for real, not just over in the minds of everyone whose got one.
Sources close to production reveal to TMZ that the shop is closing its doors for the remainder of the year … and that it’s all because of Kim Kardashian and Kanye West’s troubles.
According to the celeb news site, production is shut down indefinitely — and may not restart until well into the new year.
“Possibly longer,” is how TMZ put it, and to be quite honest, we’re cackling with glee.
We’ve always wanted the KUWTK empire to fall, and since we’re not totally heartless bastards, we are a little sad to see that it’s because Kim was robbed and Kayne had a breakdown and lost his marbles.
We were just kind of hoping that folks would come to their senses and realize, “OMG, I’m watching a show about absolutely nothing,” but not in a good-nothing way, like how Seinfeld was about nothing.
The sources close to TMZ report that Kim herself has been “rethinking everything,” and yeah, we were wondering what that burning smell was, too.
The site also claims that production has enough footage to mock up a season, but the Christmas holidays were always one of the show’s big selling points … and it’s definite that the show is done for the holidays.
It was said that Kanye would be released from the hospital yesterday … but that didn’t happen.
Sources revealed that West had not recovered from his breakdown last week, and would remain in hospital custody “indefinitely.”
Which means there’s no set release date for Kanye West.
That sure doesn’t sound promising, as far as the show’s foreseeable future goes.
As far as Kanye’s mental health?
Good move.
It’s been reported that Kim has remained by his side throughout the difficult duration, but even Kanye’s gonna get sick of Kim’s ass all day every day eventually.
Get well, Kanye.
Get over your robbery, Kim.
And for the love of all that’s holy, keep Keeping Up With the Kardashians off the damn TV, okay?
Maybe that’s what y’all need — a good, solid break of nothing for a while.
DO YOU AGREE?
DO YOU THINK KEEPING UP WITH THE KARDASHIANS OUGHT TO BE CANCELED IN LIGHT OF ALL THESE ISSUES?
OR SHOULD WE PERISH THAT THOUGHT AND COUNT DOWN THE DAYS UNTIL KIM AND KOMPANY ARE BACK ON THE SMALL SCREEN?