Think you"ve been on a terrible first date?
Think these are examples of some terrible first dates?
HA! Think again.
An Internet user named Liam Smyth has shared the following first date story on social media and we promise you"ve never heard anything quite like it.
After scrolling through each detail below, you"ll pray you never experience anything quite like it, either…
1. They Swiped Right!
Liam says he met his unnamed date on Tinder, which is a perfectly fair, reasonable and normal way to meet someone these days.
2. A Promising Start
And a promising middle part, too: “After our meal, we repaired back to my house for a bottle of wine and a scientology documentary,” Liam writes on his GoFundMe page. (Why did he create this GoFundMe page? Keep reading to find out!)
3. An Hour Into the Netflix and Chilling…
… Liam’s date got up to use the bathroom, returned and confessed: she popped in his toilet and clogged up the drain.
4. Panic Ensues
We’ll let Liam explain what his date said/did next: “I reached into the toilet bowl, wrapped it in tissue paper, and threw it out of the window.”
5. WAIT!
It gets worse: This woman’s didn’t make it out the window all the way; instead, it fell inside the wide gap between the window’s two panes and got stuck there.
6. The Date Has an Idea!
She says she was once a gymnast and can slide between the windows and hurl the poop down to the street. And she actually succeeds! But then gets stuck herself between the panes, as you can see in this photo.