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Michael Blackson Forget Super Bowl ... Jaguars Are In The Toilet Bowl!
Showing posts with label Toilet. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Toilet. Show all posts
Friday, December 7, 2018
Michael Blackson Forget Super Bowl ... Jaguars Are In The Toilet Bowl!
Wednesday, August 8, 2018
Diane Warren Wants To Turn Donald Trump"s Walk of Fame Star into a Toilet
Diane Warren says we’ve taken enough crap from Donald Trump, so it’s only fair to s**t on him. We got the songwriting legend in WeHo Tuesday night at Craig’s and asked her about the proposal to remove Trump’s star from the Hollywood Walk of…
Friday, February 9, 2018
Student Claims Airline Forced Her to Flush Emotional Support Hamster Down Toilet
A Florida college student says she was left in tears late last year after a Spirit Airlines employee said she wasn’t permitted to bring her emotional support hamster on board a flight.
Yes, her emotional support hamster.
Before you laugh at this story, however, keep reading down below. It’s actually pretty sad…
According to The Miami Herald, Belen Aldecosea, a 21-year old from South Florida, was flying home from college due to an urgent medical issue in November.
She says she checked with Spirit on multiple occasions prior to the day of her flight and was assured that the hamster, Pebbles, would be allowed on the plane.
(Yes, Belen also says, a doctor certified the hamster as an emotional support companion. We assume this means she had a note from the physician.)
However, upon arriving at the Baltimore airport, Aldecosea was told the opposite.
She was told that Pebbles could not accompany her on her trip.
With no friends or family members anywhere in the area, and being too young to rent a car, Aldecosea says she was at a loss about how to proceed.
She claims an airline employee suggested she flush Pebbles down a toilet.
“One of the representatives started giving me little tips like, ‘Oh you should just leave her, or flush her down the toilet,’” Aldecosea told The Herald.
She didn’t want to murder little Pebbles, but Aldecosea explained to the newspaper that she didn’t have “any other options.”
Therefore, crying uncontrollably, she went through with the recommended act, figuring it was more humane than releasing Pebbles outside, only for him to eventually get hit by a car.
“She was scared. I was scared,” Aldecosea told the publication. “It was horrifying trying to put her in the toilet.”
We can only imagine.
Aldecosea has hired an attorney and is considering filing a lawsuit against Spirit Airlines for the conflicting information that she says led her to flush her emotional support pet.
In response to Aldecosea’s allegation, Spirit released the following statement on Thursday:
After researching this incident, we can say confidently that at no point did any of our agents suggest this Guest (or any other for that matter) should flush or otherwise injure an animal. It is incredibly disheartening to hear this Guest reportedly decided to end her own pet’s life.
Our reservation representative, unfortunately, did misinform the Guest that a hamster was permitted to fly as an emotional support animal on Spirit Airlines.
When the Guest appeared with the hamster at the airport, our agents offered and the Guest accepted an opportunity to take a later flight, so she had time to find other accommodations for the animal.
Our records indicate she was scheduled to take the 10:39 am flight on Nov. 21, but ended up taking the 7:42 pm flight that day.
We did offer the Guest a voucher for the inconvenience, but we never heard back from her.
This story has gone viral because… well… an emotional support hamster was involved.
But also because airlines of late have been cracking down on emotional support pets in general.
For example, click around below to find out what happened when a woman wanted to bring a peacock on board a cross country flight with her…
Saturday, December 23, 2017
NBA"s Charlie Villanueva Gets Emotional About New Toilet
Lot of toilet information to unpack in this post … First, Charlie Villanueva finally got his replacement toilet (courtesy of Poo-Pourri) after his crapper was stolen from his Dallas home earlier this week. Charlie says ever since he…
Friday, December 22, 2017
Charlie Villanueva Gets Toilet Xmas Miracle
Twas 3 days before Christmas, and at Charlie Villanueva’s pad … A new TOILET was being delivered after someone took the one that he had. Some scumbags in Dallas broke open his door … And ripped Charlie’s beloved crapper right out of the…
Wednesday, December 20, 2017
NBA"s Charlie Villanueva: Burglars Stole My Toilet!
WHO STEALS A TOILET?! Whoever broke into Charlie Villanueva’s house, that’s who … this according to the NBA player himself. Villanueva — who made more than $ 50 million in his career — says he came home to his Dallas pad and realized…
Saturday, September 16, 2017
"Lethal Weapon" Teen Star Chandler Kinney Can"t Flush $150k Payday Down a Toilet
The teen who plays Damon Wayans’ daughter on the TV remake of “Lethal Weapon” banked nearly $ 150k for her first season, but still couldn’t get a toilet guaranteed from the show. Chandler Kinney plays Riana Murtaugh on the FOX series. She signed…
Friday, September 8, 2017
This Tinder Date Clogged His Toilet and Got Stuck in His Window
Think you"ve been on a terrible first date?
Think these are examples of some terrible first dates?
HA! Think again.
An Internet user named Liam Smyth has shared the following first date story on social media and we promise you"ve never heard anything quite like it.
After scrolling through each detail below, you"ll pray you never experience anything quite like it, either…
1. They Swiped Right!
Liam says he met his unnamed date on Tinder, which is a perfectly fair, reasonable and normal way to meet someone these days.
2. A Promising Start
And a promising middle part, too: “After our meal, we repaired back to my house for a bottle of wine and a scientology documentary,” Liam writes on his GoFundMe page. (Why did he create this GoFundMe page? Keep reading to find out!)
3. An Hour Into the Netflix and Chilling…
… Liam’s date got up to use the bathroom, returned and confessed: she popped in his toilet and clogged up the drain.
4. Panic Ensues
We’ll let Liam explain what his date said/did next: “I reached into the toilet bowl, wrapped it in tissue paper, and threw it out of the window.”
5. WAIT!
It gets worse: This woman’s didn’t make it out the window all the way; instead, it fell inside the wide gap between the window’s two panes and got stuck there.
6. The Date Has an Idea!
She says she was once a gymnast and can slide between the windows and hurl the poop down to the street. And she actually succeeds! But then gets stuck herself between the panes, as you can see in this photo.
Sunday, May 7, 2017
Donald Trump"s Hollywood Star Vandalized with Golden Toilet (PHOTOS)
Donald Trump’s star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame is now the gold standard for vandalism — it got hit again … this time with a toilet. A golden toilet was placed right next to Trump’s star at some point between Saturday and Sunday, which was…
Donald Trump"s Hollywood Star Vandalized with Golden Toilet (PHOTOS)
Donald Trump’s star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame is now the gold standard for vandalism — it got hit again … this time with a toilet. A golden toilet was placed right next to Trump’s star at some point between Saturday and Sunday, which was…
Wednesday, April 19, 2017
Mortified Woman Gets Hand Stuck in Toilet, Calls 911
Talk about a crappy day!
And a story that is full of $ hit!
And someone who could use a (clean) hand!
Indeed, Gracie Henderson has made headlines for something that happened to her soon after she moved into a new home in New Caney, Texas.
Earlier this month, Henderson told The Houston Chronicle that the entire moving experience was a nightmare for her, considering the following hiccups:
“A water pipe busted in the wall the day I moved in. I got my car stuck in the mud in the front yard. My brand new lawn mower stopped working.”
On April 12, however, things really took a turn for the terrible when her toilet got clogged and she didn’t have a plunger.
Did she run to the store and purchase one? Nope.
Henderson thought she might be able to fix the clogged commode herself. With her bare hand.
First off: YUCK!
Secondly: FAIL!
Henderson says her watch got caught inside the toilet, which led to her entire hand getting stuck and no viable option remaining on the table except to call the authorities for assistance.
“It’s not really stuck, I’m not really about to call 911 for this,” Henderson told Inside Edition of her mindset at the time.
Making matters even more embarrassing and ironic? Henderson works as a medic. She’s responded to plenty of emergency phone calls over the years.
“We’ve done all kinds of crazy stuff [as medics], but I have never done a hand stuck in the toilet call,” she told the celebrity news outlet.
That was likely the case beforehand for the EMTs who arrived on the scene last week and came to Henderson’s rescue at her home.
The operation required removing the toilet from the bathroom, carrying it outside with her hand still in it and then breaking it open with a sledgehammer, according to the Houston Chronicle.
We can only imagine what the neighbors must have been thinking upon witnessing this display.
Note to Readers: Never underestimate the value of a plunger.
“My son was mortified when all the EMS and fire showed up!!!” Henderson told the newspaper.
He’s probably really glad his mother is sharing the endeavor with reporters, however.
Henderson is now in need of a new toilet for the home, but she already has something that is nearly as important, something she will never be without ever again: a new plunger.
It donated to her by the good folks at Inside Edition.
“This is my best friend from now on,” she told the program.
Tuesday, March 21, 2017
Arnold Schwarzenegger to Trump, You"re Ratings are in the Toilet (VIDEO)
Arnold Schwarzenegger just hit Donald Trump where it hurts. Arnold posted a video in which he calls out the prez for low performance ratings … in the 30s. After Arnold gets his licks in, he gives Trump some advice about protecting after-school…
Friday, March 10, 2017
Steph Curry Busts Out Dance Moves, Toilet Paper ... Best Roommate Ever (VIDEO)
Steph Curry’s in a rap video now … dancing, high-fiving, seasoning food and swapping out toilet paper. Why? Cause money. Curry hooked up with YouTube superstar/actor King Bach for a “dream roommate” commercial for those Brita water filters. It’s…
Thursday, January 5, 2017
Country Star Brett Eldredge Finds a Snake in His Toilet!! (VIDEO)
Country singer Brett Eldredge woke up on vacation like any normal dude looking to relieve his one-eyed snake, but got one helluva a surprise when he found an actual snake in the toilet! Brett was down in the Caribbean with his brother…
Monday, August 22, 2016
Serial Pooper Uses Children"s Playground As Toilet
Someone thinks that pooping in a playground where children play is hilarious, because it’s happened in Virginia about four or five times in the past couple of months.
According to KOMO News, parents at an Arlington, VA playground have reported spotting human feces. More than once.
“I have three kids — one is a cancer survivor — and if you run into something like that and put your hands in it, oh my gosh, gross,” mom Andy Delafield said.
The area’s Parks and recreation department has confirmed that someone has been polluting the park on purpose.
“It was inside the little stall over there,” another mom said, pointing to a section of the playground where her two-year-old plays.
“Nobody would want your kids to have to deal with that on a playground.”
What’s worse is that the culprit hides the poop under an item of clothing, so when a parent or kid picks it up, they’re faced with a big steaming pile of nastiness.
“To defecate outside is one thing, but then in a kids’ park where kids can easily fall into it, that really shocks me,” another parent said.
Park officials assume that the person responsible is committing the act after dark. Every time it happens, park employees have to clean it up and disinfect the area.
The police have gotten involved, since public urination and defecation are misdemeanor offenses. Not to mention that human feces are a big public health violation.
If someone poops in a pool, for instance, swimmers are required to get out immediately while lifeguards shock the water for 24 hours to rid it of bacteria.
“Who could be sick enough to like do something like that? It’s just absolutely disgusting,” Delafield said.
There you have it. Someone has enough screws loose to poop in an area where children play.
Serial Pooper Uses Children"s Playground As Toilet
Someone thinks that pooping in a playground where children play is hilarious, because it’s happened in Virginia about four or five times in the past couple of months.
According to KOMO News, parents at an Arlington, VA playground have reported spotting human feces. More than once.
“I have three kids — one is a cancer survivor — and if you run into something like that and put your hands in it, oh my gosh, gross,” mom Andy Delafield said.
The area’s Parks and recreation department has confirmed that someone has been polluting the park on purpose.
“It was inside the little stall over there,” another mom said, pointing to a section of the playground where her two-year-old plays.
“Nobody would want your kids to have to deal with that on a playground.”
What’s worse is that the culprit hides the poop under an item of clothing, so when a parent or kid picks it up, they’re faced with a big steaming pile of nastiness.
“To defecate outside is one thing, but then in a kids’ park where kids can easily fall into it, that really shocks me,” another parent said.
Park officials assume that the person responsible is committing the act after dark. Every time it happens, park employees have to clean it up and disinfect the area.
The police have gotten involved, since public urination and defecation are misdemeanor offenses. Not to mention that human feces are a big public health violation.
If someone poops in a pool, for instance, swimmers are required to get out immediately while lifeguards shock the water for 24 hours to rid it of bacteria.
“Who could be sick enough to like do something like that? It’s just absolutely disgusting,” Delafield said.
There you have it. Someone has enough screws loose to poop in an area where children play.
Tuesday, September 29, 2015
Chewbacca Toilet Paper Dispenser: Something That Sort of Exists!
How many times has this happened to you:
You are sitting in a public restroom. You have finished your business and it"s time for some clean up. You reach for the toilet paper and you are greeted by that scary sound.
It"s the screech of a very old apparatus that you know has been used by countless people who have popped a squat in the past. It"s sort of a gross sound and feeling.
But what if someone took advantage of this opportunity to create the ultimate (okay, the only) Chewbacca toilet paper dispenser?!?
That"s what a genius has done here. Watch the video to see what we mean.
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