John Cena says he doesn’t just want to have kids to win Nikki Bella back — telling TMZ Sports he’s had an epiphany about wanting to have a family outside of his career. The 41-year-old WWE superstar says he KNOWS his new outlook is a complete…
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Monday, June 4, 2018
John Cena Wants to Be a Dad, Life Exists Outside of Work
John Cena says he doesn’t just want to have kids to win Nikki Bella back — telling TMZ Sports he’s had an epiphany about wanting to have a family outside of his career. The 41-year-old WWE superstar says he KNOWS his new outlook is a complete…
Tuesday, May 1, 2018
Prince Louis Officially Exists! See His Birth Certificate!
He’s here, folks!
The Royal Baby is officially here!
What’s that now? You already knew that Kate Middleton gave birth to a gorgeous little boy back on April 23 and you even knew she named him Louis?
Or, to be exact, Prince Louis Arthur Charles?
Yes, you’re right.
Both these developments have already taken place.
However, Kensington Palace released the newborn’s birth certificate on Tuesday, making this child’s birth truly, completely, legally official and exciting.
The document (below) is chock full of basic nuggets regarding little Louis, such as where he was born; he gender; and the names of his parents.
One thing that jumps out to us, however, is the listed occupation of those parents.
As you can see here, William is dubbed “Prince of the United Kingdom,” while Middleton is referred to as “Princess of the United Kingdom.”
These aren’t titles with which we weren’t already familiar of course — it’s just funny to see someone’s job listed as “Prince” or “Princess.”
Unlike his siblings – Prince George, 4, and Princess Charlotte, 2 – Louis’ birth certificate is typed and not handwritten.
We don’t know why this is or if it means anything, but we figured we’d point it out.
We can confirm, however, that Prince William signed the document above at his Kensington Palace residence on Tuesday, May 1.
It was witnessed by Westminster City Council registrar Patricia Gordon.
“It has been a great honor to register and formally welcome the latest addition to the royal family, Prince Louis Arthur Charles,” Gordon said in a statement, adding:
“This follows a long history of Westminster City Council registering royal bites including Prince Louis’ siblings Prince George and Princess Charlotte.”
Prince William and Kate Middleton’s third child was born at the private maternity unit of St Mary’s Hospital, Paddington on Monday, April 23, at 11.01am.
He weighed in at 8lb., 7oz. and he was shown off to the world just seven hours later when Mom and Dad posed for photographers in London outside the hospital.
The royal family’s latest addition was probably named after Prince Philip’s late uncle Louis Mountbatten.
While we’ve heard a lot of speculation regarding the name Louis, we do know that Mountbatten was assassinated by members of the Provisional Irish Republican Army during a trip to Ireland in 1979.
Sad stuff.
Worthy of a tribute, we’d say.
Back on April 25, William told reporters that his new son was sleeping “reasonably well” and behaving himself.
He added that his beloved wife was also doing well (and also behaving herself, we assume, hehe).
Overall, parenthood suits Kate and William “really well,” a friend recently told People Magazine.
This friend added that the famous stars “are enjoying it and are very happy.”
That makes us really happy to hear!
Check out a slew of Prince Louis photos right here and now:
Thursday, July 13, 2017
Floyd Mayweather on Conor: "Racism Still Exists" But I"m No "Boy"
How does Floyd Mayweather feel about Conor McGregor calling him a “boy” twice? “We all know there’s only 2 types of boys — a white boy and a cowboy — and I’m neither.” TBE landed in NYC on Wednesday night, so we had to ask him about the outrage…
Wednesday, May 17, 2017
Yes, A Male Romper is Now a Thing That Actually Exists
Attention, Internet!
Please direct your attention away from Donald Trump’s latest confusing Tweet and focus your energy on something even more disturbing:
A line of rompers for men is now available for purchase.
Hilariously called RompHim, the line was launched on Kickstarter by the company ACED Design … and it has significantly exceeded its $ 10,000 goal, despite offering rompers for men.
The creators of this product say RompHim is designed to be your “favorite summer outfit.”
They say it’s perfect for trips trios to the beach… or parties on rooftops,… or attendance at music festivals. For any time or place, really.
As you can see in the photos above and below, these rompers features a front pocket, an adjustable waist for all shapes and sizes, a zippered back pocket and a zipper fly.
“We’re revolutionizing men’s fashion, and that doesn’t stop at product aesthetics,” reads the Kickstarter page.
It adds:
“We tested our RompHims on guys of all shapes and sizes to make sure we offer something for everyone – and our buttoned waist tabs help you get the most flattering contours possible.
“We promise that once you put it on, you won’t wanna take this thing off.”
Everyone around you with two working eyes may want you to take it off, but hey. Whatever!
Why the need for a guy romper, you may be wondering?
“Everything was either too corporate… too fratty… too ‘runway’ … or too basic. Something was missing,” ACED Design explains.
“Why wasn’t there anything out there that allowed guys to be more stylish and fun without also sacrificing comfort, fit and versatility?”
It’s a good question.
And, in case you were wondering, yes, there’s a special Fourth of July RompHim that you can purchase just in time to celebrate the nation’s birthday this summer:
Sizes range from extra small (25-28 inch waist) to extra large (37-41 inch waist), so it doesn’t matter if you’re 5’3” or 6’3”. There’s a romper for you!
“Our team has done extensive due diligence and product testing on these garments and we love the way they look and wear,” ACED Design also writes on Kickstarter, assuring readers:
“We’ve also lined up production partners for every step of the journey from design to doorstep.”
As for how Twitter feels about this fashion forward garment? Well…
Not overly positive, we’d say.
But quite hilarious.
To wit:
Among the Frequently Asked Questions on the Kickstarter site:
Who is this product for?
ANYONE who wants to make a statement. And ladies, if you’ve been looking for an athletic fit romper, this is the garment for you.
Why is it called the RompHim?
We think there is still a stigma around hetero men wearing clothing that is traditionally seen as “female,” and thought that if we lowered the barrier to trying out an item of womenswear by giving it a silly name that indicated it was designed with men in mind, some men might be more willing to jump out of their comfort zones and onto #teamromper.
Hey, makes sense to us!
We’d write more about it, but we need to run out and go buy a bunch of staff rompers!
Wednesday, December 7, 2016
Dane Cook Turban-Shames Nick Cannon on Instagram, Apparently Still Exists
Dane Cook has taken serious issue with Nick Cannon’s latest fashion choice.
In related news, Dane Cook is apparently still alive.
Who knew?!?
But the comedian has chosen to make his presence felt once again in a semi-coherent rant against Cannon that comes across as confusing, misguided, mean and unfunny.
In other words: it’s Peak Dane Cook!
On Tuesday night, Cook WENT OFF on Cannon after photos of the America’s Got Talent host surfaced online from his attendance at the Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show.
In these images, Cannon was wearing a pink turban on his head.
And Cook… simply… could… not… handle it.
“Last night Nick Cannon wore this sh-t,” Cook began, merely getting warmed up and adding:
“He put this on his head and he looked in a mirror and he walked away from the mirror without saying to himself, ‘Hey self mayyyyyybe I shouldn’t look like Zoltan and wear a f-cking pink turban with one of the infinity stones from Avengers on it.’
He went outside and people didn’t stop him and say ‘Nick Cannon from Americas Best Talents Competition we love you so please remove that from your head please and thank you."”
Maybe they didn’t say this because they know Cannon has a history of wearing turbans.
He does so in order to make a political statment.
But Cook was undeterred. He continued to rant and rave…
“This pic makes me so frustrated that I want to delete it already and I think I will because this makes me want to quit Instagram,” he wrote, teasing us with such a promise.
“Don’t get me wrong Nick is a good guy and he and I go way back but I’m gonna have to call Nick out here and say he Cannon’t wear this f-cking thing again.”
Cook ended his message by trying and failing to make some jokes:
“I just opened my fridge and randomly punched into it in utter disbelief.
“I also just called hammered a nail into my own tire so I could walk into the woods off the side of a rural highway to spit on a birds nest.
“Ahhhh I’ve been ranting since my Voice of Doom 12 years ago on my website. Follow meeeeeeeee. Hahahaahhaah.”
Shortly after Cook’s tirade went viral, Cannon calmly responded on Twitter and Instagram.
“Yo @DaneCook call me so I can explain this Muthaf***in King Business to you!!” the comedian wrote.
He had some fun adding turban emojis and the hashtags, “#MoorishMindset #SikhLife #ReconditioningOurCommunities.”
Indeed, Cannon has donned a variety of turbans in the past, including to this year’s America’s Got Talent finale and the MTV Video Music Awards.
It’s unclear why Cook chose to speak out about this fashion statement now.
It’s also unclear how Dane Cook still has any fans.
We guess some things will forever remain a mystery.
Thursday, May 5, 2016
KFC Nail Polish is Now Something That Exists
Remember when KFC came out with the Double Down Dog? Which was a hot dog wrapped in a piece of fried chicken?
Remember when we thought this was the end of the world as we knew it?
We no longer think this. Because KFC has gone ahead and outdone itself.
The food chain has expanded its business by coming out with its own type of nail polish.
Yes, you read that correctly: KFC has come out with nail polish. Did we mention that its edible?
Partnering with McCormick & Company – the flavoring giants who created the chicken chain’s 11 herbs and spices – KFC has created tastes that mimic KFC’s Original and Hot & Spicy recipes.
Just… you know… for one’s nails.
“To use [the nail polish], consumers simply apply and dry like regular nail polish, and then lick – again and again and again,” KFC explained to Adweek in a statement.
Makes perfect, gross sense, right?
For now, the item is only available in Hong Kong.
You can watch the following video to have a better understanding of how it works and what it looks like:
As you might expect, Original Recipe is somewhat of a nude shade, while Hot & Spicy has more of a fiery orange-red hue.
“It’s Finger Lickin Good,” reads the square glass bottles that comprise this product.
This seems pretty absurd to us.
Although… not as absurd as some of the stuff that have come out of fast food chains around the world, we suppose. To wit:
Monday, January 18, 2016
Khloe Kardashian Sex Tape: It Exists!
The Kim Kardashian sex tape may soon have some naked competition.
From a very familiar rival.
Appearing on Watch What Happens Live on Sunday evening, Khloe Kardashian got very candid with Andy Cohen…
… by telling the host that she once got very nude with estranged husband Lamar Odom. ON CAMERA!
“I’ve definitely recorded myself having sex with my ex husband,” Khloe said simply.
“But not like, talking to camera. You remember those little cameras, little video cameras, that was my jam for a moment.”
And does she still possesses these amateur attempts at porn?
“I do,” Kardashian responded, smiling. “In my safe.”
Wow. We’d like to jam out ourselves to Khloe and Lamar’s sex tape someday. If you know what we mean.
On a far more serious note, Kardashian also opened up about Odom’s medical struggles, with the former basketball star just beginning to walk again after falling unconscious inside a Las Vegas brothel on October 13.
“I didn’t know that particular situation was going to happen, but I always feared the end result, that was the reason why I left the marriage,” she initially said of Lamar’s drug habit.
“I had never imagined it would be at a brothel, I just knew I had to get to his side. His demons are overshadowing what a great heart he has.”
Soon after Odom first entered the hospital last fall, it was unclear whether he would survive.
And even though Khloe recently lambasted Lamar for his cheating, she remains by his side nearly everyday.
“He’s walking and talking, it’s literally a miracle,” she told Cohen on his Bravo talk show.
“He was in a coma, I was told he had four hours to live. Doctors are astounded but it’s because of his athleticism and he’s fighting for his life. I really pray that this is a wakeup call for him.”
Same for us.
Thursday, November 5, 2015
Ben Carson Rap Song is Something That Actually Exists
Move over, Donald Trump.
Ben Carson is here to prove that you may not be the craziest candidate in the field of 2016 Presidential nominees.
The Republican hopeful, who is now leading many national polls among the GOP, has released a new 60-second campaign ad… which comes in the form of a rap song.
Seriously.
According to ABC News, the $ 150,000 radio ad buy (titled “Freedom”) will air for two weeks in Miami, Atlanta, Houston, Detroit, Birmingham, Alabama, Jackson, Mississippi, Memphis, Tennessee and Little Rock, Arkansas.
The spot is meant to appeal to young African-America votes, featuring rapper Aspiring Mogul on the main vocals.
But his spit-out verses are interspersed with portions of Carson’s stump speech.
"America became a great nation early on not because it was flooded with politicians but because it was flooded with people who understood the value of personal responsibility, hard work, innovation and that’s what will get us on the right track now,” Carson says between Mogul’s rap.
He later adds:
“I’m very hopeful that I"m not the only one that’s willing to pick up the baton to freedom.
"Because freedom is not free and we must fight for it every day. Every one of us must fight for us because we are fighting for our children and the next generation."
The aim of the this commercial ad is to motivate the urban market, with Carson believing he can take down Hillary Clinton is he wins 20 percent of the black vote next year.
“Reaching them on a level they appreciate and follow and see if we can attract their consciousness about the election,” Carson campaign spokesman Doug Watts told ABC News.
“They need to get involved and express their voice through their vote.”
This is a real campaign ad.
We are not making it up.
Tuesday, September 29, 2015
Chewbacca Toilet Paper Dispenser: Something That Sort of Exists!
How many times has this happened to you:
You are sitting in a public restroom. You have finished your business and it"s time for some clean up. You reach for the toilet paper and you are greeted by that scary sound.
It"s the screech of a very old apparatus that you know has been used by countless people who have popped a squat in the past. It"s sort of a gross sound and feeling.
But what if someone took advantage of this opportunity to create the ultimate (okay, the only) Chewbacca toilet paper dispenser?!?
That"s what a genius has done here. Watch the video to see what we mean.
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