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Dog Fetches Dildo for Owner, Refuses to Put It Down

Dogs can do the goofiest things, can"t they?

Some of them are afraid of cats.

Others get really emotional when watching The Lion King.

And still others think their owner might benefit from a sex toy.

Wait… WHAT?!?

In the following video, a chocolate labrador named Galaxy discovers a giant dildo while out for a stroll in England with humans Amy Brown and Natalie Ferguson.

Obviously unaware of what this item was, but sensing its similarity to a stick, Galaxy went ahead and picked up the dildo.

“I was gobsmacked,” Ferguson told Metro, adding:

“Galaxy obviously didn’t have a clue and was just strutting round like it was the most normal thing in the world."

She added:

"We couldn’t believe it. He was so proud when he brought it over to us. We were looking at it thinking: ‘That’s impossible." It was enormous."

Ferguson went on to tell the publication that the canine clung to the dildo for a half hour. Which is hilarious.

While the dog walkers would typically toss away the things their puppies pick up while on their walks, they figured this one was too funny.

So they brought the sex toy home to Galaxy’s owner, Ami Harrison.

Harrison says she had a good laugh over the dildo and then decided to recycle the dildo; It’s now a trophy at her husband’s golf tournament.

No, really.

The dildo was recently given out to the winners of a golf tournament at The Wargrave Inn.

"It has been washed," one of these winners told The Metro.

We should hope so.

Watch Galaxy begin his quest for the dildo, pick it up and set these hilarious events in motion now:

Dog Fetches Beer, Would Also Like Some for Himself

Baron the German Shepherd is officially the smartest, most innovative, best trained in the history of animalkind.

Remember Baron the German Shepherd? We recently shared a video of him tucking in his best young friend, helping the boy with his prayers, his snuggles and even his bedroom lights.

Now, Baron is being there for his older owner.

In the following video, the woman in charge of Baron says a few simple words to her pet:

I"ve had a long day.

At this, the dog springs into action, leaving the comfortable confines of the front porch to fetch a bottle of beer for his master. (A bottle of Sam Adams; nice choice, man!)

That would be impressive enough on its own, of course, even if Baron was unable to find a bottle opener in order to actually open the drink for his owner.

But then the amazing canine goes over to his water bowl, picks it up and presents it to the woman. He clearly wants a swig or two of beer for himself! 

And can you blame him? It"s tiring work to be so well-behaved. One works up a thirst doing so.

This isn"t the first time we"ve seen a dog bring its owner a beer, but the last one went with some Miller Lite. We can"t approve of that selection.

Throw in Baron"s desire here to share the beverage and we have an obvious winner.

All jokes aside, this really is an incredible video. Stand by in awe as you check it out now: