Thursday, August 11, 2016

Dog Fetches Dildo for Owner, Refuses to Put It Down

Dogs can do the goofiest things, can"t they?


Some of them are afraid of cats.


Others get really emotional when watching The Lion King.


And still others think their owner might benefit from a sex toy.



Wait… WHAT?!?


In the following video, a chocolate labrador named Galaxy discovers a giant dildo while out for a stroll in England with humans Amy Brown and Natalie Ferguson.


Obviously unaware of what this item was, but sensing its similarity to a stick, Galaxy went ahead and picked up the dildo.


“I was gobsmacked,” Ferguson told Metro, adding:


“Galaxy obviously didn’t have a clue and was just strutting round like it was the most normal thing in the world."


She added:


"We couldn’t believe it. He was so proud when he brought it over to us. We were looking at it thinking: ‘That’s impossible." It was enormous."



Ferguson went on to tell the publication that the canine clung to the dildo for a half hour. Which is hilarious.


While the dog walkers would typically toss away the things their puppies pick up while on their walks, they figured this one was too funny.


So they brought the sex toy home to Galaxy’s owner, Ami Harrison.


Harrison says she had a good laugh over the dildo and then decided to recycle the dildo; It’s now a trophy at her husband’s golf tournament.



No, really.


The dildo was recently given out to the winners of a golf tournament at The Wargrave Inn.


"It has been washed," one of these winners told The Metro.


We should hope so.



Watch Galaxy begin his quest for the dildo, pick it up and set these hilarious events in motion now:


Dog stumbles upon dildo happily brings it to owner