Tuesday, August 30, 2016

Blac Chyna vs. Kim Kardashian: Nude Cover Clash!

Blac Chyna made like Kim Kardashian this week.


No, she didn’t stick her world famous booty in the air and balance a champagne flute on its sizable cheeks.


But she did take all of her clothes off and pose naked for Paper Magazine.


Kim, of course, did this very same thing toward the end of 2014, prompting an obvious question: Whose naked spread is more alluring?


VOTE NOW:



And the Winner is?


Blac Chyna and Kim Kardashian have BOTH posed naked for Paper. Which of these magazine covers would you rather keep under your mattress for when you’re alone? View Poll »





Paper Magazine has turned itself into a household name by featuring an endless array of famous women in states of undress.


Or, really, just one state of undress.


Which is to say: they are entirely undressed.


Earlier this year, Paris Hilton tried to get back into the mainstream news by gracing the publication’s cover.


So let’s cast another vote, shall we?


These are two women sort of named after famous places in the world. Inside which would you prefer to spend more time?



And the Winner is?


Blac Chyna or Paris Hilton? If you could only choose one Paper Magazine cover, which would it be? View Poll »





Meanwhile, Miley Cyrus mixed things up with her Paper Magazine cover.


She also got naked, but she did so alongside one of her pet pigs.


No, really!


Feast your eyes below on Miley’s Paper photo, compare it to one of Chyna in her birthday suit and click away:


Would you rather hide Chyna’s issue under your mattress for when you are alone or Miley’s issue?



And the Winner is?


Both are naked, but only one is holding a pig. Whose Paper cover do you like best, Blac Chyna or Miley Cyrus? View Poll »





Finally, Kylie Jenner did NOT bare it all for Paper.


But she did bare a whole lot, including a unique wig that made her look nearly unrecognizable.


So while we’re on this topic and while we’re comparing Blac Chyna with other Paper Magazine subjects, it’s only fair to include Kylie.


What do you think of her hair color here? Of her seductive attire?


Do you wish she had also posed with a pig? Should that just be a rule for all Paper Magazine covers going forward?


Compare. Contrast. Decide.


And vote one more time below:



And the Winner is?


Blac Chyna went naked for Paper, while Kylie Jenner wigged out. Whose photo do you like best? View Poll »