Miranda Kerr has seen Orlando Bloom naked on many occasions.
The model and the actor were married for about three years prior to getting divorced in 2013.
But that doesn’t mean the model was prepared to turn on her computer one day this summer and simply see Orlando Bloom’s penis right there in front of her.
It was just hanging out on the Internet.
For all to see.
Earlier this month, Bloom was paddleboarding with girlfriend Katy Perry – and he wasn’t wearing a bathing suit.
Or underwear. Or any bottom layer of any kind.
Indeed, Bloom was simply naked, making himself an easy target for photographers in the area.
As a guest on KIIS FM’s Kyle & Jackie O show this Tuesday, Kerr was asked about this strange incident.
“I don’t know if you’ve seen the same photos.
“But even when people are paddleboarding, people are supposed to be wearing pants of some description,” cohost Kyle said to Kerr.
To her credit, the model didn’t hem, haw or change the topic.
She just jumped right in with her take on Bloom’s public birthday suit.
“Oh, my God, he texted me,” she said.
“And he was like, ‘Um, I’m really embarrassed. Some photos are coming out. Just thought I should let you know."”
That was fair of Bloom.
And how did Kerr respond?
“I was like, ‘Hmm … right, what were you thinking? Seriously, what were you thinking?"”
We may never know the answer to that question.
The Pirates of the Caribbean actor and the Victoria’s Secret beauty broke up in 2013 after three years of marriage; they are parents of a five-year old son named Flynn.
Both have since moved on from the romance.
Bloom is seriously involved with Perry, while Kerr is actually engaged to Evan Spiegel, the founder of Snapchat.
Still, the two clearly keep in close touch, much to their credit. They both play a key role in their child’s life.
Bloom is yet to comment on his famous (infamous?) penis photos, but an insider tells Us Weekly that the star hasn’t lost much sleep over it.
“[Orlando] finds the whole thing amusing,” a source told Us Weekly a couple weeks ago.
As for Perry, the source added that the situation wasn’t “something that would annoy her.”
She does seem rather laid back as a person and performer.
And the same goes for Kerr.
We could see some ex-wives getting angry if asked about their former husband’s penis.
But she seemed to role with it here. Kudos!