If Teen Mom 2 star Kailyn Lowry has hopes of reuniting with estranged husband Javi Marroquin, well, we hope she isn’t reading this.
Javi was asked by Radar Online if there is any chance the reality stars’ divorce could be called off and they might get back together.
In a word: Not in your f–king life.
Okay, that’s five words, but the point is unequivocally the same: “No, there is nothing that could be done, said or heard,” he told the site.
“We both know it was too much.”
Despite vowing to completely move on, he insists he does not “regret marrying her,” even though things went south so fast and hard.
“We got married and everything was great,” he said, a rare positive acknowledgement in what has been a rough year for both.
“Our marriage wasn’t always on the rocks. We did have a lot of fun. She was my best friend, we did a lot of fun stuff together.”
The father of Lincoln, 2, revealed that marrying Lowry at age 19 could’ve contributed to their marriage meltdown … ya think!?
“Maybe we could’ve waited longer,” he said.
“A lot of our friends told us, ‘You’re 19 years old you guys haven’t even seen life yet,’” Javi recalls, though in reality, it was more than that.
His being deployed with the U.S. Air Force for months at a time didn’t help, nor did their utter lack of communication skills and trust.
You know. Minor details in a relationship.
On a positive note, rather than passive-aggressively calling her out for cheating like he’s been doing lately, he extended an olive branch.
Of sorts. For these two, it’s progress.
“At the end of the day that’s my son’s mother,” he said. “I have a lot of love for Kail and I have a lot of love for who she was.”
“If she’s ever going through a rough patch I’m still there for her. Co-parenting we’re going great. As far as a friendship goes?”
“Maybe one day.”
Despite Marroquin’s comments, Lowry previously explained how she is remaining open to the possibility of calling off the duo’s divorce.
“I think it would just take time,” she said on the MTV VMAs red carpet. “We have different visions, so I think it would just be a while.”
“I’m really career-driven right now and he’s wanting to grow a family,” she said, “and I want to put that on hold for a while.”
As you know if you watch Teen Mom 2 online, it’s been a rough road for some time, and Javi has strongly hinted at Kailyn’s infidelity.
“People she thinks are loyal to her now are still coming to me about certain situations,” he said. “People I haven’t even met.”
“I don’t know who you are and he said, ‘Oh I was with her one time and this it what happened.’ It’s been rough, everyday.”
He added that he plans to expose her secrets in his upcoming tell-all, though it’s unclear when he plans to release that page-turner.
In the meantime, just follow him on Twitter or Instagram for a sneak preview of what’s to come … and possibly a full-on virtual brawl.
Recently, mutual friend Christina “Peach” Pietrobon piled on Kailyn for cheating, implying on Twitter that she caused the split.
That resulted in a somewhat ironic request from Lowry – who loves a cryptic tweet more than anyone – to dial it down on social media.
Pot? Meet passive-aggressive kettle.