Just a few weeks ago, Halsey dumped G-Eazy and publicly implied that he had cheated on her. Yikes.
G-Eazy moved on and is currently touring. He decided to announce to his Instagram followers that he has “Big Dick Energy.”
Well, Halsey had something to say about that in the comments. Take a look:
G-Eazy posted a photo of himself at the Sunlit Supply Amphitheater, standing on a car with countless spotlights providing a dramatic visual effect.
His caption for the photo reads: “Big Dick Energy.”
While a man describing himself as having BDE is just about the polar opposite of actually possessing this quality that became a meme in recent weeks, that’s not what got people’s attention.
No, what made people marvel in wonder is that his ex, Halsey, commented under the photo.
She left three emojis — a cloud, a tornado, and a water droplet.
Followers absolutely noticed Halsey’s comment, which left many scratching their heads.
“I’m so f–king confused,” one fan wrote.
It’s unclear if they were confused by her emojis or the fact that she commented at all.
Another commenter explained: “Couples can break up and not hate each other.”
That is true!
When one commenter accused Halsey of being “petty,” the singer explained herself.
“No petty here,” Halsey writes. “Caption damn funny and stage looks dope. Jealous of everyone who gets to see the show.”
Her words are clear. Her emojis are … less so.
We don’t know exactly what Halsey meant. Interpreting a string of emojis like that is a little like trying to work out hieroglyphs without the Rosetta Stone.
If she had replied with an emoji conveying mocking laughter, that would mean one thing.
If she had replied with an eggplant emoji, that would have been another thing altogether.
But, with the cloud and the tornado, it looks like she’s referring to a storm — or possibly energy.
The water droplet can be used to imply thirst (as in, sexual attraction) or, well, ejaculation.
We should, of course, clarify that Big Dick Energy is not synonymous with someone who is assumed to be well-endowed.
They can totally overlap, but they don’t have to.
The meme has made it very clear that someone might be known to have an absolutely gargantuan penis but lack Big Dick Energy.
Similarly, a cisgender woman can absolutely radiate Big Dick Energy with an intensity that should set off Geiger counters.
That, folks, is the difference between Jared Leto and Tessa Thompson.
This really does seem to be a situation of two exes who still respect each other.
Even if Halsey’s emoji choice was all but inscrutible. But that’s okay.
They’re exes, and she can post whatever emojis she likes. Considering what some of the other emoji options were, her reply was very tasteful.
In the mean time, G-Eazy has been spotted being a bad influence on Demi Lovato as her relapse continues.
This is a guy who’s still getting past that little incident where he got into a fight and was then caught with coke. Whoops.
Big Dick Energy or not, he and Halsey were together for nine months. It’s healthy for them to not treat each other like enemies.
