Showing posts with label HAPPEN. Show all posts
Showing posts with label HAPPEN. Show all posts

Wednesday, March 2, 2016

Blake Shelton & Gwen Stefani Wedding Could Happen Soon, Source Says

It’s only been four months since we first learned that Blake Shelton and Gwen Stefani are dating, but the couple has gone from friends with benefits to A-list item in record time.



Rumors about Blake and Gwen getting married have been circulating for much of that time, but now, the reports are coming from more legitimate sources like People magazine.


Asked about the likelihood of Stefani and Shelton getting hitched sometime in 2016, a source described the future wedding as “very possible.”


“Gwen thinks of Blake as the biggest blessing,” says the insider. “They share both good life experience, like work, and bad ones, like their divorces.” 


“They seem too perfect for each other for it to just be fluke. For now, they seem happy with their relationship, but Blake is old-fashioned and a future engagement seems very possible.”


We can’t say we’re surprised.


These two are so inseparable that there are rumors Blake is pissed at Christina Aguilera for replacing Gwen on The Voice.


Maybe if he flexes enough star muscle he can get his possible-fiancee her chair back.


Then they can get married and work together on a show where they’re in direct competition with one another. What could go wrong?


Monday, January 11, 2016

A Black Bachelor: Will It Finally Happen?!?

Every week on The Bachelor, viewers are treated to the MOST EXCITING, CRAZIEST AND UNPREDICTABLE ROSE CEREMONY ON TELEVISION HISTORY.


But here is something to which viewers have yet to be treated:



An African-American star.


As viewers have mentioned and complained about for years, not once in the history of this ABC favorite have you been able to watch The Bachelor online and see a black man or woman at the center of it.


But – The Bachelor Spoilers Alert! – that may soon change.


ABC’s Entertainment Chief Paul Lee was asked about the lack of diversity during his panel at the Television Critics Association Press Tour late last week and responded as follows:


“We’re doing a whole lot of tweaks. We had a Latino Bachelor, obviously. We’re doing a whole lot of tweaks…


“I’d be very surprised if The Bachelorette in the summer wasn’t diverse.


“Perhaps I shouldn’t have said that, but I think that’s likely to happen. I think the tweaks that [creator] Mike Fleiss have put in place will get us where we want to go.” 


So that’s not really an explanation for why it hasn’t happened yet.


Nor is it a guarantee that The Bachelor himself or The Bachelorette herself will be African-American.


Still, it’s something, we guess. It’s a sign of some kind of progress.



Because no matter how much we enjoy looking at Ben Higgins (and we really, really enjoy looking at Ben Higgins!), this is getting a tad bit ridiculous.


In this, the 20th version of The Bachelor, there are only three non-white women vying for Ben’s attention.


Come on now. Tweak it up, ABC. Tweak it up good.

Tuesday, October 6, 2015

Lindsay Lohan: Still Trying to Make Mean Girls 2 Happen, Is Basically Gretchen Wieners

In case you weren’t reminded of it 47 times on social media, October 3 was “Mean Girls Day” – so called because Lindsay Lohan says the date in the movie, and the Internet exists for the purpose of beating obscure references into the ground.




Obviously, no one was more excited about this than LiLo herself, because when you’ve only done one good thing in your life, you’ll take any opportunity to celebrate it.


We’re sure the members of Chumbawamba throw a huge party to mark the anniversary of the release of “Tubthumping” every year. Same idea.



Of course, Lindsay isn’t content to just look back on her past successes. She’s still delusionally planning her big comeback, and as she’s said in the past, her plans involve an Oscar and a Mean Girls sequel. Seriously.


So naturally, on Saturday, Lindsay posted about a dozen references to what’s really the only successful movie that she starred in as an adult, and she capped the day off with an Instagram post reading, “Next step: #MEANMOMS (I’m trying to make it happen!)”


Sadly, we don’t think Lindsay got her own Gretchen Wieners reference with the “trying to make it happen” part. Otherwise, she would realize that “Mean Moms” is like “fetch”: 


It’s kinda lame, and no one cares about making it “happen” except for her.


Hopefully, Lindsay will get back to running around naked at weddings and dancing on yachts, and let go of this silly “being an actress that actually gets paid to be in movies” dream. It’s just sad at this point.