Woman Uses PowerPoint to Proves She"s the Ideal Girlfriend

Lizzy Fenton has gone to a length we’ve never before seen in an attempt to date the man of her dreams.

As documented below, the college student (who is studying Genetics, Cell Biology and Development) actually created a PowerPoint titled “Why You Should Date Me” and send it to her crush; some dude named Carter.

The presentation highlights Fenton"s personality, hair and, yes, her boobs.

It"s an impressive creation, no doubt, but was it an effective one?

Scroll down to read all about Lizzy… why she thinks she makes an ideal girlfriend… and what Carter said in response.

1. This is Lizzy

Let’s start by putting a face to what you’re about to see.

2. No Shame Here

Lizzy told all her followers on Twitter about her plan. She even sent them the following photos!

3. Why You Should Date Me

Lizzy didn’t mince any words or beat around any bushes when it came to titling her presentation.

4. I’m a SERIOUS Girlfriend

Trust me. Your family will be impressed.

5. You Don’t Need To Be Monogamous!

I mean, you do. For sure. This wouldn’t be an open relationship. But I can make it look like you have multiple girlfriends!

6. A Growth Chart

About boobs. This is a growth chart about her boobs. Lizzy is either very desperate or very smart. Perhaps some of both.

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Taylor Swift: Working Out to Achieve Calvin Harris" Ideal Body?

Last month, rumors about Taylor Swift and Calvin Harris getting engaged were everywhere online.

Sources say Calvin has asked Taylor’s mom for permission to propose, but he still hasn’t gone through with it.

Now, according to several hilarious articles on the topic, it seems the problem has less to do with Calvin’s cold feet, and more to do with Taylor’s non-existent butt.

As you may know, Taylor’s lack of booty has been a source of controversy in the past, because the world we live in is incredibly dumb sometimes.

Now, sources are claiming that Calvin has issued Taylor the most ridiculous ultimatum in history: Grow an ass, or I’m out of here!

“Calvin’s always preferred really toned girls,” an insider tells ever-reliable National Enquirer.

“While there’s not an inch to pinch on Taylor, he wants her to get more bootylicious!”

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The source says Taylor has been obsessively hitting the gym in hopes of building a better butt, which is ridiculous, because she obviously has enough money to just inject her ass with Kardashian DNA.

It’s possible there’s some truth to this story, but we tend to have less faith in any piece of journalism that features the word “bootylicious.”

Imagine if you read that Ted Cruz described the Iowa Caucus results as bootylicious, or Peyton Manning said he expects his team to put in a bootylicious performance at the Super Bowl.

Yes, it would be amazing, but you’d be right to doubt the credibility of the source.

Speaking of ridiculous stories, we hear Beyonce might be single soon, so maybe Calvin should just hold out for the Queen of Bootylicious. Make it happen, Tabloid Gods!

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