Showing posts with label Jogger. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Jogger. Show all posts

Thursday, June 7, 2018

Infamous Poo Jogger Caught, Photographed in the Act

We all know that there are sick people in this world … but why are so many of them so-called pillars of the community?


Well, one anonymous “Poo Jogger” was horrifying an Australian neighborhood with his excrement.


But he has now been exposed. Has his reign of terror has come to an end.




Excrement Emoji


Last Septamber, a female “Mad Pooper” was terrorizing Colorado Springs. But she’s not one of a kind.


Brisbane’s Poo Jogger has been leaving his (fortunately delible) mark on a Greenslopes apartment block.


This has been going on for months. It is believed that he has struck at least 30 times.


But this villain’s campaign of olfactory and psychological torment came to an end. It seems that he never expected that one of his victims would be proactive enough to lie in wait with a camera at the ready.


After Steve Smith followed the sightings of human feces enough to get a good grasp of the Poo Jogger’s route and schedule, he hid, waiting to expose the miscreant responsible.


Was it some disaffected youth? Some impoverished man with few options? An oversized dog who also leaves toilet paper at the scene?






The Poo Jogger has been identified as Brisbane resident Andrew Douglas Macintosh.


He is 64 years old.


Macintosh is the national quality manager at a major Australian retirement community company.


He also happens to be a member of the Brisbane City Council board.


So, just like on virtually every episode of Scooby Doo, the unidentified culprit striking fear into the hearts of the innocent was just some rich guy.




Excrement Emoji Cupcakes


While Macintosh has resigned from the company at which he works — for obvious reasons — it seems unlikely that he will face real consequences.


Queensland police only charged him with a single count of “public nuisance.”


A bit of a surprise, considering that he is accused of having “nuisanced” in this neighborhood at least 30 times.


Additionally, his attorneys are reportedly negotiating this down to a fine rather than a criminal charge.


So, like we said, no real consequences for someone doing the unthinkable.


Though perhaps he’ll face some social reprisals, at least.


Hard to be a pillar of the community when you’re infamous for leaving pillars around a community.


Obviously, Twitter had a field day.




Poo Jogger Tweets


Queensland police made a frankly incredible statement, saying:


“Just before 5pm on 11th May, the man attended a unit complex on Logan road and did a poo.”


Police note that there were signs of premeditation.


“He did have toilet paper on him though. At least he made sure his bum was clean, if not the surrounding area.”


You know, there are plenty of people in this world who can’t bring themselves to even use a friend’s bathroom — let alone a stall in some public restroom.


So we question how a person could physically make themselves defecated in open areas in a neighborhood near people’s homes.


Not to mention the more pressing quesiton of why.


This world is full of worse things than any of us would care to imagine.


But they do make for some entertaining headlines sometimes.


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Tuesday, March 14, 2017

Female Jogger to Rapist: Not Today, Motherf-cker!


Kelly Herron for all the wins, people.


And we mean it: All… The… Wins!


As documented below, the 36-year old was out for a run in Seattle last week when she stopped to use the bathroom.


But this basic decision led to a complicated and dangerous encounter with a registered sex offender, someone who is now under arrest and someone who learned a very important lesson the hard way:


You do NOT want to mess with Kelly Herron.




1. Meet Kelly Herron


Meet kelly herron

At 36 years old, Kelly is training for a marathon. This would be an impressive enough feat, even before getting to the story that follows.



2. A Fateful Decision


A fateful decision

Four miles into her run in Seattle’s Golden Gardens Park last week, she stopped to use a public restroom. “As I was drying my hands, I became aware that something was wrong,” Herron told ABC News.



3. And She Was Right


And she was right

As it turns out, Gary Steiner – a registered sex offender in Arizona – was hiding in the bathroom. He tried to attack Kelly.



4. But He Chose the Wrong Victim


But he chose the wrong victim

Explained Kelly to ABC: “He immediately took me down to the ground, hit both my knees and legs, and then it was a fight on the bathroom floor and I just kept screaming, ‘Not today, Motherf-cker!"”



5. And Kelly Wants the World to Know About It


And kelly wants the world to know about it

Herron shared this collage on Instagram and wrote as a caption: “My biggest running nightmare became reality- 4 miles into my long run Sunday afternoon, I stopped to use the restroom and was assaulted by a man hiding in a stall (that is my GPS in red lines). I fought for my life screaming(“Not today, M**F**er!”), clawing his face, punching back, and desperately trying to escape his grip- never giving up. I was able to lock him in the bathroom until police arrived. Thankfully I just took a self-defense class offered at my work and utilized all of it. My face is stitched, my body is bruised, but my spirit is intact.”



6. She Told You!


She told you

Kelly managed to escape and lock the man in the bathroom until police arrived. She also posted this photo and message online.


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Tuesday, August 9, 2016

Vanessa Marcotte: Body of Jogger Found Stripped, Burned Near Mom"s Home

She was a New York City-based Google employee home in Princeton, Massachusetts for the weekend, just over an hour west of Boston.



On Sunday, August 7th, Vanessa Marcotte went out for a jog around 1 p.m., but when she didn’t return three hours later, her family called the police.


Marcotte’s body was located in the woods around 8:20 p.m, a half mile from her mother’s home.  Several reports state that the 27-year-old was partially buried with burns to the hands, face and feet. 


“We have a horrible set of facts, a horrible circumstance here right now,” Worcester District Attorney Joseph D. Early Jr said, according to the Worcester Telegram & Gazette.


“A preliminary review of the body has led the detectives to believe that this is a homicide investigation.  I must stress that we do not know if this is a random act. We’re asking the residents of Princeton to use an abundance of caution.”


Marcotte was a 2011 graduate of Boston University and was an avid runner, according to the Telegram & Gazette.  


Google released a statement upon learning the news, according to CBS Boston.


“Vanessa Marcotte was a much loved member of the Google team, working in our New York office for the last year and a half, and known for her ubiquitous smile, passion for volunteer work, and love of Boston sports.


“We are deeply shocked and saddened, and our thoughts are with her family and friends.” We are deeply shocked and saddened, and our thoughts are with her family and friends.”


She is the second victim this summer to be attacked and killed while jogging in broad daylight.


Last week, Karina Vetrano was strangled to death while running in Queen, New York.  Police believe the 30-year-old was also sexually assaulted before being killed.


Authorities are asking the public to contact 508-453-7589 with any information related to Marcotte’s death.


Monday, December 14, 2015

Jogger Interrupts News Report, Becomes Internet Sensation

Say hello to Ethan Renoe.


He"s also now known as The Internet"s Favorite Shirtless Jogger.


With unseasonably warm weather spread across the East Coast and Midwest (Yay for climate change! In the short term!), Renoe was running around Lake Michigan in Chicago over the weekend when he happened upon a WGN-TV live news report.


Journalist Tahman Bradley was taken aback by the encounter, which started with the reporter posing a simple question to the pedestrian.


Dude, where is your shirt, man?" Bradley asks Renoe on camera.


Says Ethan in response, also on camera:


"It’s a great day for a run, [and] it’s too wet for a shirt. I love running in the rain, and I’m also single!"


HA! It doesn"t sound like someone lacks for confidence, does it?


Renoe also revealed that he"s originally from Colorado and he"s heading home for the holidays this week.


The video was posted to WGN-TV"s Facebook page and has been viewed over 1.7 million times, earning a spot in our Hilariously Awesome Moments in News collection.


"It"s really been crazy. I have about 900 friend requests [on Facebook] right now that I have to sort through," Reno told WGN-TV reporters on Monday.


"The feedback has been really crazy."


When asked if he"s "looking for love," Renoe replied very simply: "I am."


So he looks like this AND he"s honest? Let the lines begin, ladies!


Shirtless jogger interrupts news report becomes internet sensati