Showing posts with label Koala. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Koala. Show all posts

Friday, December 18, 2015

Kylie Jenner: Tyga Sucks in Bed! More Like a "Tired Koala" Amiright!?

Kylie Jenner has a major problem with Tyga, but amazingly, this report says that cruel texts are hollering at underage girls are not it.


Dude is flat-out terrible in the sack!



For a rapper who likens himself to a tiger and brags about “Stimulating” his young lover, he’s doing a pretty underwhelming job of it.


Tyga’s sexual prowess is so unimpressive, Kylie has been venting to her sisters about the disappointment she feels, says an insider.


Hey, what are siblings for?


Yes, Kylie may be just 18 but she knows what she wants, and that would be for her man to go hard and roar, if you will, in the bedroom.


When he’s on stage in concert, his energy is off the charts, but at home “he’s more of a tired koala in bed than he is a young Tyga.”


The source says this even led to the couple’s recent split, which is among the funnier theories we’ve read on that particular topic:


“Kylie would never have kicked Tyga out and asked for space if the sex were bomb and he was laying it down properly in bed.”


Definitely not acceptable, T-Raww. Go ahead and send cruel texts about her lip kit, but you gotta knock it out where it counts.


“Had he done that job right, he’d still be under her roof,” the source goes on, but cautions that this is not the end of the duo’s romance.


They are still together, for now, but “Kylie’s cut the umbilical that connected she and Tyga at the hip and is loving her freedom.”


“She’s not stressing over Tyga much these days. She’s got a lot of people telling her she’s the prize and can do so much better.”


In recent weeks, “she’s starting to listen and really is believing the hype … Kylie’s throwing up deuces and living her life.”


NOTE: We have no idea what that means, and the source (thankfully, or sadly) did not explain exactly how Tyga falls short in bed.


Keep your eye on this story, though, because the list of things Kylie could possibly be with this guy is growing shorter by the day.


Thursday, October 15, 2015

Frightened Koala Asks for Hug, Is Cutest Animal EVER

We really don"t want to exaggerate here. And we definitely don"t want to get your hopes too far up.


But the following piece of footage may be the most adorable thing ever shared in the history of the World Wide Web.


It features a baby koala who is not cranky, like some others of his kind, but instead is clearly frightened on her first day as a resident of Symbio Wildlife Park in New South Wales.


Fortunately, she finds a tree to climb up briefly at the outside of this video. And then she finds a human.


Watch now as she also climbs up the human"s leg, simply looking for a hug and some reassurance that everything is gonna be okay.


Does it get any more precious?!?


Frightened koala asks for hug is the cutest animal ever