Krazy Kardashian Baby Names: The Definitive Kountdown!

On November 10, 2016, Blac Chyna gave birth to a daughter named Dream.

Dream Renee Kardashian, to be exact.

We"d be taken aback by this name, but… have you met Dream"s cousins?!?

This is a family as well known (nearly) for its collection of unique baby names as for its collection of sex tapes.

Which name is the most ridiculous? Which is the most normal? Let"s count em all down, shall we?

7. Mason Disick

He was the first child born to Scott Disick and Kourtney Kardashian. So it took them a couple more to fully grasp this weird name thing.

6. Penelope Disick

Again, nothing too unique here. Scott and Kourtney were clearly trying to throw fans for a normal swerve before having their third kid.

5. Reign Disick

… and there it is! Reign Disick is a cutie. But Kourtney and Scott must have assumed she’d be their final child and had no choice but to make an unusual name impact.

4. King Cairo

His dad is dating Kylie Jenner. His mom just gave birth to rob Kardashian’s son. King is totally part of the family!

3. Saint West

The second child born to Kanye West and Kim Kardashian, Saint somehow only has the second silliest baby name in the family.

2. North West

Yup, they really did it. Kanye and Kim really did name their first child North.

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Kardashians in Krisis: The Krazy Week That Was

Kim Kardashian started the week of May 1 by attending the MET Gala in New York City.

And she ended it as a future aunt!

Ready to keep up with all the Kardashian and Jenner news from the week that just was? Including fancy dresses, controversial Cuba trips and a baby on board?

Let"s do this!

1. They Returned to Reality TV!

Keeping Up with the Kardashians Season 12 Episode 1 aired on E! on Sunday night, and the drama was off the chain. Click on the headline above for our recap.

2. Kim Wore a Necklace from Nicole Brown Simpson!

Kim Kardashian is not just wearing any necklace in this photo. She’s wearing a necklace that was given to her mom by O.J. Simpson’s late wife.

3. The Sisters Attended the META Gala!

Kim Kardashian, her sisters and her mother all attended the MET Gala in New York City on Monday night. Which of them looked least ridiculous at the event? Click the above headline to vote!

4. And Kim Hated Her Gown!

Kim Kardashian reportedly wasn’t pleased with her Costume Institute Gala gown, designed by her friend, Olivier Rousteing. Kardashian blames Kanye West for forcing her to dress a certain way.

5. Kourtney May Have Revealed a Baby Bump!

Is Kourtney Kardashian pregnant again?! Many on social media believe Kourt is expecting her fourth kid.

6. Blac Chyna Got Pissed Over a Possible Sex Tape Leak!

Blac Chyna threatned to sue anyone who put snippets of the sex tape she made with Tyga online. Some claim Rob Kardashian is the one who released it.

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Kim Kardashian Goes Krazy with Kleavage for New Website

We’re inching ever closer to a second Kim Kardashian sex tape!

We (mostly) kid, but Kim and her sisters have all released brand new websites/applications – and, with Kylie Jenner dominating sales at the moment, Kardashian has grown more and more desperate in pushing her new online home.

As previously reported, she recently shared a picture of herself basically just a black bra.

And now Kim is here with a couple more seductive snapshots, both of which are meant to prompt sign-ups to KimKardashianWest.com.

And both of which feature a great deal of Kim Kardashian cleavage.

“Shot this for KimKardashianWest.com when I was 3 months pregnant,” Kim wrote as a caption to the image above, giving credit to photographer Steven Gomillion.

She added of the one below:

“Love this shoot I did with @stevengomillion for my app & website.”

Fans can enjoy a one week free trial of Kim’s new website; after that, they must pay $ 2.99 per month for access.

That may seem like a giant waste of money, considering we’ve already seen pictures of Kim Kardashian nude and considering Kim has already shared practically every aspect of her life.

But… but nothing, really.

That is a giant waste of money.

It’s one thing to waste some time online by checking out Kim’s Instagram photos. It’s one thing to watch Keeping Up with the Kardashians online in order to make fun of its contrived storylines.

But to actually pay money in order to see some Kim Kardashian pictures and videos?!? 

That’s money better spent on therapy anyone who thinks about doing this clearly needs. #SorryNotSorry.

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