Thursday, September 24, 2015

Kim Kardashian Goes Krazy with Kleavage for New Website

We’re inching ever closer to a second Kim Kardashian sex tape!


We (mostly) kid, but Kim and her sisters have all released brand new websites/applications – and, with Kylie Jenner dominating sales at the moment, Kardashian has grown more and more desperate in pushing her new online home.



As previously reported, she recently shared a picture of herself basically just a black bra.



And now Kim is here with a couple more seductive snapshots, both of which are meant to prompt sign-ups to KimKardashianWest.com.


And both of which feature a great deal of Kim Kardashian cleavage.


“Shot this for KimKardashianWest.com when I was 3 months pregnant,” Kim wrote as a caption to the image above, giving credit to photographer Steven Gomillion.


She added of the one below:


“Love this shoot I did with @stevengomillion for my app & website.”



Fans can enjoy a one week free trial of Kim’s new website; after that, they must pay $ 2.99 per month for access.


That may seem like a giant waste of money, considering we’ve already seen pictures of Kim Kardashian nude and considering Kim has already shared practically every aspect of her life.


But… but nothing, really.


That is a giant waste of money.


It’s one thing to waste some time online by checking out Kim’s Instagram photos. It’s one thing to watch Keeping Up with the Kardashians online in order to make fun of its contrived storylines.


But to actually pay money in order to see some Kim Kardashian pictures and videos?!? 


That’s money better spent on therapy anyone who thinks about doing this clearly needs. #SorryNotSorry.