Tuesday, September 29, 2015

Justin Bieber & Kylie Jenner: Kicked Out of the Playboy Mansion Together?!

Yesterday, Justin Bieber discussed his love for Selena Gomez and his deeply-held religious beliefs in an in-depth interview with Complex.


The Biebs says he wants to “live like Jesus,” which in his case apparently means grabbing a Playboy bunny’s breasts and getting tossed out of Hef’s mansion with Kylie Jenner by his side.



Model Sarah Harris was being interviewed for a New Zealand radio show yesterday when she shared all the details of Bieber’s boob grab gone wrong.



Harris says she was defending Bieber to a fellow model who was irate over his refusal to pose for photos during a recent party at the Mansion. 


She says Bieber thanked her with a hug that quickly turned inappropriate:


“And then he grabbed my boob!” said Harris yesterday. “And it was my instant reaction to just backhand him across the face.”


“He kind of freaked out and didn’t even say anything and then Kylie Jenner pulled the finger at me and then security took them both out.”


Yes, apparently the Biebs was partying with Kylie, who snitched on Harris thinking she’d be disciplined, only to be tossed out DJ Jazzy Jeff-style herself.


There are a few important takeaways from this story:


  1. We already knew that Bieber is terrible at shotgunning beer, but apparently he just sucks at parties in general.

  2. His choice of companion is interesting, though. Maybe there is some truth to those rumors about Kylie posing for Playboy.

  3. We finally have the answer to the question WWJBD? That answer is  – grab the nearest boob. Amen.