Wednesday, September 30, 2015

Kim Kardashian: Dumped (AGAIN!) While Pregnant (STILL!)

As recently reported, Kim Kardashian is due to give birth in Christmas Day.


Tragically, however, it appears as if she’ll be doing it all by herself.



That’s right, Kardashian has once again gotten dumped while pregnant. Darn you, Kanye West!



According to the latest (hilariously untrue) issue of Life & Style, Kanye kicked Kim out of their house after she got mad at him for being so “controlling.”


As you might expect, this “explosive fight” has left Kardashian “devastated” and the once-happy couple is now “headed for divorce.


The above cover even claims to quote Kim as fearing she’ll be “all alone in the delivery room” when she gives birth to her second child later this year.


Which totally proves this story is false because Kim would never say that… at least one doctor will totally be present as well! Sheesh!


“She’s been dumped again, and Kim is pretty much a single mom,” an anonymous source tells the magazine. “She and Kanye are barely speaking.”


Hmmm… interesting. Kardashian did just tell Ellen DeGeneres that Kanye never told her he was going to announce his 2020 Presidential run.


So perhaps they really are barely speaking. Perhaps there’s some truth to this story after all.


Just kidding. There’s no truth to this story. Or to any of the other ones listed below: