Chelsy Davy Claims Dating Prince Harry Was "Scary," Is Obviously Insane

Before the Duchess of Cambridge, the (albeit unofficial) royal trio consisted of Prince Harry, Prince William and Chelsy Davy.

The Zimbabwe-born blond dated Harry on and off from 2004 to 2010, and though she was training to be a lawyer, right now she’s in the midst of launching her own jewelry line, AYA.

Davy was always portrayed in the press as a bohemian party girl, when in reality she wanted nothing to do with public life.

“It was so full-on: crazy and scary and uncomfortable,” Davy said about the amount of unwanted press she received while dating Harry.

“I was trying to be a normal kid and it was horrible.”

Like the former Kate Middleton, Davy was bombarded by paparazzi when leaving night clubs with Harry.

“I found it very difficult when it was bad. I couldn’t cope,” she told The Times.

Some gossip sites claimed their relationship to be volatile at times, but in truth, Davy just didn’t want to be in the papers.

“It was nuts,” she said of being chased by photographers and written about without her consent.

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“That’s also why I wanted to go back to Africa. Now it’s calm, it’s fine,” Davy, whose father is a wealthy landowner in South Africa, has said.

Though she was Harry’s Plus 1 at William and Catherine’s wedding in April 2011, she reportedly told friends she had no interest in becoming a royal wife.

“There’s no way we are getting married,” she told friends.

“It’s not a life for me.”

A source told the Daily Mail at the time that Davy “has watched what Kate has gone through and how much she has had to sacrifice, and says it’s not for her.

“Chelsy thought the wedding was wonderful and she had a ball, but there’s no way marriage is on the cards for her. She wants her freedom and to start a career,” the source added.

Davy is still close to Harry’s cousins, Princess Beatrice and Princess Eugenie.  in fact, the Princesses of York also introduced Harry to his other blond girlfriend, Cressida Bonas.

Harry and the actress dated for two years, before breaking up after two years.

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Jenelle Evans and Nathan Griffith Agree to Drug Testing, Then Don"t Do So Obviously

Teen Mom 2 train wrecks Jenelle Evans and Nathan Griffith both agreed to drug testing as part of their recent custody settlement agreement.

The only catch? Neither one of them actually doing it.

As we reported yesterday, Jenelle quietly agreed to drug testing in the wake of the couple’s custody battle and reunion show fireworks.

On Monday’s Teen Mom 2 post-mortem with Dr. Drew, s–t hit the fan HARD between the combative duo, who share young son Kaiser, 2.

Griffith pointedly said that Evans and David Eason are drug addicts, saying he doesn’t feel Kai is safe with Jenelle and her new boyfriend.

Jenelle countered by calling Nathan a steroid abuser and saying that SHE is the one who worries about the little boy’s safety half the time.

Not content to let her have the last word, the always-classy Nathan also said Jenelle is painful in bed and has put in 30-40 pounds.

This was all taped awhile back, of course.

Since then, the parties settled their issues in court, with Jenelle receiving primary custody and Nathan visitation every other weekend.

As part of the custody pact, however, both parties agreed to drug testing before their agreement could be finalized. The language reads:

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“[Both the] parents agree to undergo testing for opiates, marijuana and steroid use, through a certified, third-party drug testing facility.”

The deal also specified that the results of the aforementioned tests will be communicated with each parent’s respective legal counsel.

Makes sense, but the sad reality here?

After signing off on the documents, insiders say that neither troubled party ever followed through with the “expensive” testing specified.

According to Starcasm, the judge did sign off on the final agreement between Evans and Griffith, which says all the appropriate things.

The agreement reads in part: “The parents believe that each is an important continuing presence in their child’s life.”

“[This] reflects the desire of both parents to create a positive environment for Kaiser’s development and to ensure each parent’s continuing relationship with him.”

It’s not clear if Jenelle and Griffith have knowingly flaked on drug tests, or how often, and whether that may impact the deal’s future.

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50 Cent Posts Video of Cat Slurping Vodka, "Cuz Obviously

50 Cent is in hot water after posting an Instagram video of his cat apparently drinking vodka, because of course this is a thing that happened.

The thought of 50 Cent doing something inappropriate isn"t exactly unheard of, and it"s not hard to imagine by a long shot, but this video he posted last night is a little much, even for him: he"s been working as a spokesperson for a vodka brand for a while now, and he posted a video that seems to show his cat drinking that vodka from a martini glass, and, understandably, everyone is SO MAD at 50 Cent. You can check it out right up there.

Note the caption as well, particularly the very end of it, the part where 50 claims that the cat is drinking water, not vodka. But honestly? It"s still awful. We"re not experts when it comes to cats and their liquor preferences, but it seems pretty unlikely that a cat would be so into straight vodka that she"d be lapping it up like that, but regardless of what the liquid in the glass is, he obviously wanted it to look like his cat was sipping on his stupid booze. At best, it"s just really dumb and mildly irresponsible.

Do better, OK, 50 Cent? Because it"s seriously not that difficult.