Showing posts with label Pearls. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Pearls. Show all posts

Friday, February 26, 2016

Blac Chyna: Uses Vaginal Detox Pearls?!?

We beg you, please read this entire post before going out and buying bogus vagina pills just because Blac Chyna says so.


It’s no secret that many celebrities, including Blac, shill products on Instagram to make a pretty easy buck. But some of these plugs are positively shameless and the products should not be purchased by anyone.



Case in point: the “vaginal detox pearls” that Blac just promoted on her Insta.


“Ladies have you been self conscious about whats going on down there? Men have you smelled anything funny about your girl lately?” she wrote in the caption.


And now, some actual common sense:


Ladies, if you notice a foul odor emanating from your hoo-ha and have some concerns, TAKE IT TO A DOCTOR. 


DO NOT shove these herbal balls in your girl because Blac Chyna tells you to, for the love of all that is holy.


This is what they look like:



Blac also listed some of the conditions these “magic” pearls are purported to treat, including fibroids, cysts, yeast infections and polyps. 


NO. NO, NO, NO, NO, NO!


If you have one of the conditions listed above, these voodoo balls won’t help you.


And for the average woman, chances are, your lady garden is just fine and needs no detoxing.


Your vag is a self-cleaning organ and purges itself monthly, but if there is truly something funky going on, it might be an infection that should be assessed by a physician – NOT AN INSTAGRAM MODEL.


Of course, I’m just a writer. But here is a doctor who says the same.


We understand that Rob Kardashian really enjoys Blac’s vagina, but I can almost guarantee it has nothing to do with this product.


If you’d like to see how much Blac may have made just to post a photo of these dubious suppositories, check out the gallery below: 


Blac Chyna: Uses Vaginal Detox Pearls?!?

We beg you, please read this entire post before going out and buying bogus vagina pills just because Blac Chyna says so.


It’s no secret that many celebrities, including Blac, shill products on Instagram to make a pretty easy buck. But some of these plugs are positively shameless and the products should not be purchased by anyone.



Case in point: the “vaginal detox pearls” that Blac just promoted on her Insta.


“Ladies have you been self conscious about whats going on down there? Men have you smelled anything funny about your girl lately?” she wrote in the caption.


And now, some actual common sense:


Ladies, if you notice a foul odor emanating from your hoo-ha and have some concerns, TAKE IT TO A DOCTOR. 


DO NOT shove these herbal balls in your girl because Blac Chyna tells you to, for the love of all that is holy.


This is what they look like:



Blac also listed some of the conditions these “magic” pearls are purported to treat, including fibroids, cysts, yeast infections and polyps. 


NO. NO, NO, NO, NO, NO!


If you have one of the conditions listed above, these voodoo balls won’t help you.


And for the average woman, chances are, your lady garden is just fine and needs no detoxing.


Your vag is a self-cleaning organ and purges itself monthly, but if there is truly something funky going on, it might be an infection that should be assessed by a physician – NOT AN INSTAGRAM MODEL.


Of course, I’m just a writer. But here is a doctor who says the same.


We understand that Rob Kardashian really enjoys Blac’s vagina, but I can almost guarantee it has nothing to do with this product.


If you’d like to see how much Blac may have made just to post a photo of these dubious suppositories, check out the gallery below: 


Wednesday, October 7, 2015

Yeezus Speaks: 16 Pearls of Kanye West Wisdom


Kanye West has done some crazy things over the years, such as interrupting Taylor Swift at the MTV Video Music Awards and such as marrying Kim Kardashian.


But he"s also said some crazy things, on a nearly daily basis.


Below, we"ve collected a bunch of Kanye West quotes and we"ve left it to readers to decide: Is he crazy? Or is he a crazy genius?




1. We All Make Mistakes


We all make mistakes

But not everyone learns from them as well as I do.



2. I’m Not Perfect


Im not perfect

I did marry a woman known for having sex on camera, after all. But don’t diss my music!



3. I Will Change the Entire World


I will change the entire world

If I do say so myself.



4. Reading is Not Fundamental


Reading is not fundamental

Not when you’re so busy writing, people! Writing history, that is.



5. Music Trumps Slavery


Music trumps slavery

Or something to that effect. All I know is that I’m more important than Nelson Mandela.



6. Be Proud!


Be proud

And I will raise my daughter to be a proud non-reader, dammit!


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