Kanye West Files YEEZUS Trademarks for Clothing and Kitchen Appliances

Kanye West and his legal team are working to deliver on Ye’s promise to take over the consumer world, by slapping YEEZUS trademark protection on everything from audio recordings to kitchen appliances. West fired out several tweets…

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Yeezus Speaks: 16 Pearls of Kanye West Wisdom

Kanye West has done some crazy things over the years, such as interrupting Taylor Swift at the MTV Video Music Awards and such as marrying Kim Kardashian.

But he"s also said some crazy things, on a nearly daily basis.

Below, we"ve collected a bunch of Kanye West quotes and we"ve left it to readers to decide: Is he crazy? Or is he a crazy genius?

1. We All Make Mistakes

But not everyone learns from them as well as I do.

2. I’m Not Perfect

I did marry a woman known for having sex on camera, after all. But don’t diss my music!

3. I Will Change the Entire World

If I do say so myself.

4. Reading is Not Fundamental

Not when you’re so busy writing, people! Writing history, that is.

5. Music Trumps Slavery

Or something to that effect. All I know is that I’m more important than Nelson Mandela.

6. Be Proud!

And I will raise my daughter to be a proud non-reader, dammit!

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Kim Kardashian & Kanye West Will Reportedly Welcome Yeezus Jr. On Christmas Day — Wait, Really?!

Talk about actually being Yeezus Jr!

On Tuesday, it was reported that Kim Kardashian West and Kanye West‘sunborn little one will be due on — Christmas Day! Shut the front door!

As we previously reported, it was said that the happy pair would be expecting the arrival of their son around the holidays but no one expected it to be ACTUALLY be on Jesus’ birthday!!

Related: Kim Kardashian Gets Up Super Early To Pick Out An Outfit For North West!

We can only imagine how pumped the All Day rapper is by this news. It’s not like it’s shocking to learn that the outspoken celeb’s compared himself to the Christian figurehead in the past.

Hmm, very inneresting. LOLz!

Still, this specific due date could be brought about for two reasons. For starters, the day was allegedly chosen by doctors as a potential birth date as it coincides with the time the bun cooking in Kimmy Kake’s oven was conceived. Secondly, the KUWTK star’s medical condition that causes her to have the placenta grow too deeply into her uterus could be dangerous and a C-section may be required.

Whoa!

In fact, it’s said Kimye has ALREADY booked a Deluxe Maternity Suite at Cedars-Sinai Hospital in El Lay. Color us jealous!

We couldn’t be happier for the power couple and their exciting Christmas present. Be sure to let us know where to RSVP for the baby shower. M’kay??

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