Teen Mom Couples: RANKED From Worst to First!

Ranking Teen Mom and Teen Mom 2 couples past and present is an arduous task, but one The Hollywood Gossip is more than up for.

If you"re a fan of the MTV franchise, you"ve seen quite a few significant others come and go, while some have been longtime staples.

Some relationships have been terrific, while others were (or are) utter train wrecks. Here, we break them all down from worst to first.

NOTE: Due to his tragic death before Farrah Abraham gave birth to their daughter Sophia, Derek Underwood has been left off this list.

Also notably absent is Andrew Lewis, the father of Jenelle Evans" son Jace, and a man of whom almost nothing is known to this day.

Everyone else, however, is fair game!

17. Jenelle Evans and Courtland Rogers

Even by her standards, Jenelle Evans and Courtland Rogers were a complete disaster … worse than any couple in franchise history. Multiple arrests, massive drug abuse, one long stint in prison and a pregnancy that ended in an abortion tell you all you need to know.

16. Jenelle Evans and Kieffer Delp

Jenelle Evans and Kieffer Delp weren’t much better. It’s really amazing that she survived some of these toxic relationships to become as stable as she is today (which is relatively unstable, sure, but much improved). Delp, to his credit, did give us Barbara Evans’ hilarious pronunciation of his name during her frequent rants to Jenelle at least. YA HIGH! I SEE YOU WIFF KIEFFAH!!

15. Kailyn Lowry and Chris Lopez

Kailyn Lowry and Chris Lopez dated for like a few weeks, and he wouldn’t even show his face on Teen Mom 2, let alone when their third child is born this summer, but they were a couple, and she is having his baby, so … dude’s on this list by default.

14. Jenelle Evans and Nathan Griffith

Yes, she is in a league of her own with these winners. We’ll get to someone other than Jenelle in a second, we swear.

13. Maci Bookout and Ryan Edwards

Ryan Edwards, for a time, competed for the title of the worst of the worst, the absolute lowest guy on the Teen Mom ladder. He’s still battling drug abuse, if you believe his exes (including Maci Bookout). He has made some strides in the parenting department, and is engaged to what seems like a nice girl in Mackenzie Standifer, but Maci and Ryan were not a good match and have feuded for years. Years.

12. Chelsea Houska and Adam Lind

Chelsea Houska and Adam Lind were about as bizarre a couple as you could conjure up, given her long list of redeeming qualities and the fact that she once dated Adam Lind. Fortunately, she got it right the second time around (needless to say, she and her husband are much higher on this list) and the Housk has done the bulk of the parenting of their daughter Aubree.

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Big Brother Winners: RANKED!

Nineteen. 

It"s hard to imagine there have been nineteen winners in the history of Big Brother. 

Whether they won competitions, floated along or manipulated their way to the finish line, all of the house guests below have won $ 500,000 as a result of coming out on top of this show. 

But who was the BEST winner and why? Let"s count them down!

19. Adam Jasinski

Adam was a decent player, but he was part of the Winter edition of the series that was only on the air because of the 2007 Writer’s Strike. With bizarre changes to the format, it was the worst edition of the series. After winning the $ 500,000, Adam thought it was a good idea to use the money to fund his one drug ring. Yes, he’s the worst.

18. Lisa Donahue

Lisa Donahue made some bold moves during her time in the house, but there’s no denying that Danielle Reyes played the better game. Danielle never won because the jury was bitter as hell because she got them all out. Lisa’s win paved the way for a rule change that meant the jurors were sequestered.

17. Steve Moses

Steve was a genuinely nice person in the house, but his strategy did not match up to Vanessa Rousso’s. She had more competition wins, and manipulated everyone in the house. Steve pretty much coasted to the end, but because Vanessa was evicted at the final hurdle, he was in the final two with a less deserving winner.

16. Jordan Lloyd

Jordan Lloyd only won because she was the nicer of the two at the end. She took Natalie Martinez. Jordan had a higher competition win, but Natalie was a solid strategist who fought for her survival every week. Unfortunately, Jordan didn’t really start playing the game until she returned for Big Brother 13.

15. Eddie McGee

Eddie won Big Brother when it was a completely different show. He was a deserving winner of the initial iteration of the series. There was no strategy at that point, but he was a likable guy.

14. Maggie Ausburn

Maggie Ausburn was part of the infamous “The Friendship” alliance. Some argued that she was protected throughout her time in the house. Others would say that she knew when to cause a scene. With just one HOH win, she is one of few winners who managed to float to the end with little wins.

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Dancing with the Stars Winners: RANKED!

It"s hard to imagine there have been 24 seasons of Dancing with the Stars. 

That"s 24 winners who are all very capable dancers.

but how do they all stack up?

Scroll down to find out!

1. Meryl Davis and Maksim Chmerkovskiy

Meryl and Maksim were one hot duo during Season 18 of Dancing with the Stars. Their chemistry was off the charts.

2. Amber Riley and Derek Hough

Amber Riley partnered up with the right Dancing with the Stars pro because they won.

3. Kellie Pickler and Derek Hough

Kellie Pickler was an outstanding singer, but she was a better dancer, as evidenced by her win with Derek Hough.

4. Melissa Rycroft and Tny Dovolani

Melissa Rycroft and Tony Dovolani beat the odds and emerged as the winners of Season 15.

5. Donald Driver and Peta Murgatroyd

Donald and Peta were awesome performers, and that’s part of the reason why they won at the final hurdle.

6. J.R. Martinez and Karina Smirnoff

Army veteran, J.R. Martinez, and Karina Smirnoff were instant favorites to win Dancing with the Stars Season 13.

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The Voice Winners: RANKED!

The Voice prides itself on finding the best voice in the United States of America. 

With 12 seasons in the can, how do the 12 winners stack up to one another?

We"ve compiled a list, ranking the contestants from worst to best. 

Scroll down!

1. Craig Wayne Boyd

Craig already released two albums before winning The Voice. It seemed things were only going to get better for him, but he parted ways with his record label in 2015, before releasing singles through his own imprint. Craig maintains that he left the record label and was not dropped.

2. Jermaine Paul

Jermaine emerged victorious on The Voice Season 2. He released a string of singles under the Universal music banner, but his album is still in limbo. He was a great singer, but the chances of him album ever materializing are slim to none.

3. Sawyer Fredericks

Sawyer was a roaring success during his stint on The Voice Season 8, with several of his songs climbing the charts. After winning the season, he was signed to Republic Records, but announced in 2017 that he was an independent artist.

4. Sundance Head

Sundance won The Voice in late 2016 and has not done much since. He’s apparently working on his album.

5. Chris Blue

Chris won Season 12 of The Voice. With a strong voice and cosmic wit, we’re sure he’ll be up there as one of the most successful.

6. Alisan Porter

Alisan Porter won season 10 of The Voice in 2016. She has a solid voice, but her album is yet to materialize.

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The Bachelor Stars: Ranked By Relationship Length!

Take heed, Nick Viall and Vanessa Grimaldi. Take heed.

You may be blissfully in love and content beyond your wildest dreams right now (or not, based on last night"s After the Final Rose special).

In any case, even in the very best of romantic circumstances, love is often a losing game on The Bachelor, and for no fault of your own.

Time passes. Life happens. Fame – and the fire – fades.

That sounds cynical, we know. But it"s also factual. The Bachelor stars have not had the best track record when it comes to love lasting.

How bad is it? Simply by virtue of being together a year later, Lauren Bushnell and Ben Higgins rank among the biggest success stories.

And they just broke up! That says it all right there.

Think Nick and Vanessa have what it takes to make it to the altar? Or at least go down as one of the few couples who gave it a real shot?

The jury"s still out on that, to say the least. Check out the full Bachelor relationship rankings by length and see how bad the odds are …

1. Brad Womack

Brad Womack, in the first of his two stints as The Bachelor, takes the cake by not choosing to propose to, or even continue his relationship with, either of the final two women, Jenni Croft or DeAnna Pappas (pictured). Wow.

2. Brad Womack (Take 2)

In his second stint as The Bachelor, Brad Womack was briefly engaged to Emily Maynard. That ended pretty quickly, as she was single again in a couple of months.

3. Travis Stork

Dr. Travis Stork and Sara Stone were broken up so fast, they got to talk about it on the After the Final Rose special.

4. Jesse Palmer

Jesse Palmer, former NFL quarterback and current sports TV analyst, did not propose to Jessica Bowlin. They continued to date but broke up just weeks later.

5. Aaron Buerge

Aaron Buerge and Helene Eksterowicz also lasted a matter of weeks.

6. Bob Guiney

Bob Guiney did not propose to Estella Gardinier, but gave her a promise ring indicating that they would still date … for like a month it turned out.

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Who is Kailyn Lowry"s Baby Daddy? Meet the Contenders, Ranked!

Ever since we learned that our favorite, combative Teen Mom 2 star is pregnant for the third time, we"ve been asking the same question:

Who is Kailyn Lowry"s baby daddy exactly?!

It goes without saying that the fact that she won"t reveal this – while living a very public life online and on reality TV – has fueled speculation.

Every day, in corners of the Internet near and far, fans of Lowry are parsing every tweet and word she utters, while scouring for clues.

This has actually been effective at times.

Below, we break down all the men linked to Kailyn in the weeks since she revealed she"s expecting, ranked by likelihood of impending fatherhood.

1. Chris Lopez

For starters, sources close to the 25-year-old reality star have identified the baby daddy as “a friend Kail was briefly dating,” which would seem to place him ahead of other candidates, with whom she merely had flings, if that (see persons #2 and #3 below). Then there’s this tweet, posted by Lopez back in January: “To my miracle child, I’m so sorry.” The only person to like the tweet (which has since been deleted)? Lowry. She also referred to “Chris” holding their hypothetical baby Holden, when a fan suggested that as a possible name, and, at another point, she called the unborn child “Baby Lo.” Altogether, it’s easy to see why he’s the consensus pick in many fans’ eyes.

2. Tyler Hill

Tyler Hill, also known as Ty Jennings, is a classmate of Kailyn Lowry’s at Delaware State University, and the same guy who caused a fight between Kailyn and Javi Marroquin back when they were still married because Javi was suspicious of their relationship. No wonder he emerged as a leading candidate when the baby daddy sweepstakes began to heat up.

3. JC Cueva

JC Cueva, a producer on Teen Mom 2 who works on Kailyn’s MTV segments, was one of the first people linked to Lowry romantically after she got pregnant. That relationship, or lack thereof, has been shot down by pretty much all parties involved, although even if it were true that he got her pregnant, he would have a pretty good reason to lie – keeping his job and all. Because the format of Teen Mom entails producers interacting with the cast, and often appearing on camera themselves, JC is certainly the most visible of Kailyn’s (rumored) suitors … but does that make him the dad?

4. Cabrell

Now we’re starting to reach a little bit. A fan recently contacted Lowry to ask if some dude named “Cabrell” is responsible for the son or daughter growing in her womb. Research indicates that Cabrell is another student at Delaware State University, the same school from which Lowry is slated to graduate this coming May. It’s not clear what Cabrell looks like, or if that’s his first name or his last name, but this time, Kailyn wasted no time in setting this record straight, replying as follows: “no wtf.” Okay then.

5. Jordan Wenner

Jordan Wenner, whom Kailyn met and dated years ago, may be familiar to fans of Teen Mom 2, as he appeared often in early seasons after Kail and Jo Rivera split up. Not surprisingly, as he is a man who once had a real relationship with Lowry, even he has been mentioned as a speculative baby daddy in 2017.

6. Jo Rivera

While this would make for one of the all-time scandals, and they have been getting along so much better lately compared to years past (and even compared to Kailyn and her ex-husband, below), it’s not happening. Chances that Jo Rivera – the father of Kailyn’s first-born son Isaac – stepped out on his fiancee Vee Torres, had an affair with Kailyn and got Lowry a second time would be only slightly more believable than the father being …

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Kardashian and Jenner Reality TV Shows: RANKED!

In April of 2017, the inevitable was announced:

Kylie Jenner will receive her very own E! reality show, titled Life of Kylie.

As you"re about to discover below, this is merely the latest in a VERY long line of Kardashian-Jenner spinoffs.

Where will it fit into our rankings of previous programs? Find out below!

11. Dash Dolls

This show answered the question that nobody ever asked: What is the deal with the attractive young women who get ordered around by the Kardashians at the stores they pretend to manage? It’s unlikely to receive a second season.

10. Kourtney and Khloé Take The Hamptons

Because the Kardashians themselves aren’t obnoxious enough, they had to throw The Hamptons into this program. Excuse us while we vomit…

9. Revenge Body with Khloe Kardashian

We already saw this for many years. It was called The Biggest Loser. And, really, the ridiculous term “Revenge Body” has to go, please.

8. Rob & Chyna

So… much… fighting. E! pulled the plug on this show after one season, likely because it had no material to air aside from Rob and Chyna continually yelling at each other. That got old.

7. Kourtney and Kim Take New York

Remember when Kourtney celebrated the fact that they were riding the subway? Watching these two in The City That Never Sleeps was akin to never waking up from a nightmare.

6. Kourtney and Kim Take Miami

This one gets ranked the highest among these spinoffs because it took place in Miami. This meant that Kourtney and Kim often wore a bikini.

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The Bachelor Stars: Ranked By (Short) Relationship Length!

Take heed, Nick Viall and Vanessa Grimaldi. Take heed.

You may be blissfully in love and content beyond your wildest dreams right now (or not, based on last night"s After the Final Rose special).

In any case, even in the very best of romantic circumstances, love is often a losing game on The Bachelor, and for no fault of your own.

Time passes. Life happens. Fame – and the fire – fades.

That sounds cynical, we know. But it"s also factual. The Bachelor stars have not had the best track record when it comes to love lasting.

How bad is it? Simply by virtue of being together a year later, Lauren Bushnell and Ben Higgins are sure to rank among the best ever.

In 21 seasons of the show. That says it all right there.

Think Nick and Vanessa have what it takes to make it to the altar? Or at least go down as one of the few couples who gave it a real shot?

The jury"s still out on that, to say the least. Check out the full Bachelor relationship rankings by length and see how bad the odds are …

1. Brad Womack

Brad Womack, in the first of his two stints as The Bachelor, takes the cake by not choosing to propose to, or even continue his relationship with, either of the final two women, Jenni Croft or DeAnna Pappas (pictured). Wow.

2. Brad Womack (Take 2)

In his second stint as The Bachelor, Brad Womack was briefly engaged to Emily Maynard. That ended pretty quickly, as she was single again in a couple of months.

3. Travis Stork

Dr. Travis Stork and Sara Stone were broken up so fast, they got to talk about it on the After the Final Rose special.

4. Jesse Palmer

Jesse Palmer, former NFL quarterback and current sports TV analyst, did not propose to Jessica Bowlin. They continued to date but broke up just weeks later.

5. Aaron Buerge

Aaron Buerge and Helene Eksterowicz also lasted a matter of weeks.

6. Bob Guiney

Bob Guiney did not propose to Estella Gardinier, but gave her a promise ring indicating that they would still date … for like a month it turned out.

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19 Celebrity Couple Nicknames: RANKED!

Forget whether or not they had kids… or starred in movies together… or, heck, even stayed together.

When it comes to famous people dating, only one thing really matters:

What was the nickname given to this celebrity couple and how did it compare to nicknames given to other celebrity couples?

That"s right: it"s time for the definitive rankings of celebrity couple nicknames! Are you ready, Speidi? Are you prepared, Kimye? Where do you stand, Brangelina?

Let"s do this…

19. MIAM

Just terrible. We understand that Miley Cyrus and Liam Hemsworth require a nickname, but this one seems forced.

18. SPEDERLINE

Nearly as awful as the actual pairing of Britney Spears and Kevin Federline.

17. POSH and BECKS

This one should barely even count. But we understand why folks have felt a need to incorporate Victoria Beckham’s Spice Girl name into her relationship.

16. ROBSTEN

Sorry, did we just break your heart all over again by bringing Robert and Kristen up, Twihards? That wasn’t our attention. The lack of a strong nickname may have been why these two didn’t make it.

15. ZANESSA

We’re going old school for these former High School Musical co-stars and ex-lovers. The nickname never really rolled off the tongue and we’re pretty sure the relationship was a Disney-driven PR move.

14. KHLOMAR

We tried to push “Lhloe” back in the day, but it never caught on for some reason when it came to Khloe Kardashian and Lamar Odom.

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