Attention world class fighters who want to punish regular guys for disrespect — but don’t wanna go to jail … former boxing champ Andre Berto has a work-around for your frustrations. Berto was leaving Mastro’s in Bev Hills when we told him about…
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Saturday, May 5, 2018
Andre Berto Says He Doesn"t Punch Regular Dudes, He Slaps Them
Attention world class fighters who want to punish regular guys for disrespect — but don’t wanna go to jail … former boxing champ Andre Berto has a work-around for your frustrations. Berto was leaving Mastro’s in Bev Hills when we told him about…
Saturday, April 14, 2018
Kylie Jenner Does Coachella: I"m Not a Regular Mom, I"m a Cool Mom!
Before we get started, you need to know that this is a very lovely, super precious story about Kylie Jenner.
Just a super relatable little thing about a 20-year-old millionaire mom taking a moment from her newborn to attend a music festival.
We’ve all been there, right?
… Right?
Of course we haven’t: Kylie is in a really bizarre situation. She’s 20, she’ll be a billionaire in a few years, she’s got a two-month-old baby she had with a guy she’s been with for maybe a year now.
But hey, this is reality now. This is what’s happening.
And so when we learned that Kylie left little bitty Stormi at home to head out to Coachella, we weren’t too surprised.
Also not surprising?
Her wig game is on point.
Kylie’s always broken out the colorful wigs for Coachella, and this year is no different.
In the photo above, she’s also advertising a product from her insanely successful makeup company, Kylie Cosmetics — she’s wearing one of her cream highlighters in the shade “cotton candy.”
But while her makeup looks good and her wig is fun and all, what’s really important here is the caption she wrote for another Coachella selfie.
Are you ready? You’re not ready.
“I’m not a regular mom I’m a cool mom,” she wrote, of course quoting the iconic Mean Girls.
And it’s … it’s just … like … it’s a really great reference.
Because how often is Kylie in on the joke, you know? How often does she say something intentionally funny? It’s nice to laugh with her, you know?
Also the quote in Mean Girls was from Regina George’s mother — Amy Poehler’s character — and can’t you just see Kylie being that kind of mother in the coming years?
Trying to hang on desperately to her youth, trying to make friends with Stormi’s friends, being generally embarrassing.
Just give it about 15 years, it’s going to be amazing.
Anyway, Kylie and Kourtney Kardashian went to Coachella yesterday to host a party, and they also brought along their boyfriends, Travis Scott and Younes Bendjima.
Travis was there to perform, too, as his alias Cactus Jack, which … sure, whatever.
As you can imagine, Kylie’s photos and her decision to go off to the festival while Stormi stayed home got a whole lot of attention.
Several people complimented her on how great she looks, which is fair — she does look really nice here.
Many others asked if she would also be their mom, which is supposed to be a compliment but is usually just creepy.
And then the hate … oh, the hate …
“A child should get more love and affection from her mother than it does from nannies,” one person lectured Kylie. “I just feel sorry for Stormi.”
On that same note, someone else told her “Your baby must come first because she didn’t ask you to be born you chose it.”
Another said that she wasn’t actually a cool mom, she’s a “dangerous mom bc ur not even thinking for toxic chemincals used on parfumerie hair dyes synthetic isn’t healthy for breast milk assuming someone besides a guy would need them for something.”
And if you thought the comments couldn’t get any more nonsensical than that, thing again: another hater told her “YOU NEED JESUS OR YOULL BURN IN HELL FOREVER.”
But the worst comments of all were from people who thought that Kylie was just making a statement about herself — yep, the Mean Girls reference flew right over some heads.
As painful as that may be, and as much as people don’t seem to understand that parents can do things on occasion without their children, Kylie looks great, and we’re sure she had a great time.
It’s just a shame she couldn’t have waited until Wednesday to wear pink.
Wednesday, July 26, 2017
Justin Bieber"s Religion Is His Escape, Chance to Be "Regular"
Justin Bieber’s religious lifestyle is the complete opposite of his life on the road … and that’s why he chose it over the Purpose tour … TMZ has learned. Sources at Hillsong Church tell us Justin worships in total peace, and at least feels he’s…
Tuesday, April 4, 2017
Paris Jackson Celebrates 19th Birthday Like Regular Teenager (PHOTO)
Paris Jackson’s birthday looked like a typical teen’s Monday — eating Mickey D’s, smoking cigs, hanging with friends — which is a full 180 from when she was a kid. She celebrated 19 by chillin’ outside a friend’s apartment … possibly the…
Tuesday, June 14, 2016
Omar Mateen Gay: Orlando Shooter Was Pulse Nightclub Regular, Former Classmates Say
A former classmate of Omar Mateen’s says Mateen was gay, once asked him out and visited the site of last weekend’s massacre often.
Officials say Mateen shot and killed 49 people (50 by some estimates) and injured 53 others at Orlando’s Pulse nightclub early Sunday.
The classmate quoted by the Palm Beach Post said he studied with the future killer at Indian River Community College police academy.
He said that he, Mateen and other classmates would go out to gay bars and clubs after classes, and that he asked him out romantically.
“We went to a few gay bars with him, and I was not out at the time, so I declined his offer,” the former classmate told the newspaper.
The source, who requested anonymity, said Mateen was gay, but not open about it, and that he was uncomfortable, and people felt sorry for him.
“He just wanted to fit in and no one liked him,” he said.
“He was always socially awkward.”
The Los Angeles Times, meanwhile, reports that Omar Mateen attended the Pulse nightclub as many as a dozen times before the rampage.
Kevin West said he had messaged Mateen back and forth for a year on the gay dating app Jack’d but never met him until 1 a.m. Sunday.
“He walked directly past me. I said, ‘Hey,’ and he turned and said, ‘Hey,’” and nodded his head, West said. “I could tell by the eyes.”
At least four regulars at Pulse, a popular night spot with the LGBT community, told the Orlando Sentinel that they’d seen Mateen there.
Ty Smith said he saw him a dozen times at least:
“Sometimes he would go over in the corner and sit and drink by himself, and other times he would get so drunk he was loud and belligerent.”
“We didn’t really talk to him a lot, but I remember him saying things about his dad at times,” Smith said. “He told us he had a wife and child.”
Mateen, whose ex-wife says he was unstable and violent with her, had been going to Pulse for three years, another source reveals.
Chris Callen says Mateen even had to be escorted out on multiple occasions, including one incident where he pulled a knife on a friend.
Before carrying out the worst shooting in U.S. history, Omar was interviewed by the FBI twice regarding suspicious ties, but never arrested.
Mateen’s father, for his part, emphatically said Monday that his son was not gay: “If he was gay, why would he do something like this?”
Thursday, November 5, 2015
Johnny Fratto Dies; Howard Stern Regular Was 61
Johnny Fratto, a fan favorite on The Howard Stern Show for years and years, died at the age of 61 following a battle with lung cancer.
According to TMZ, Fratto passed away peacefully at 12:06 a.m. surrounded by family. His wife Ivanka first confirmed his passing today.
Fratto was the son of famous mob boss Louis Fratto, a major shot caller in Chicago, Illinois and Iowa in the ’30s, ’40s, ’50s and ’60s.
Besides appearing on Stern, where he became a quasi-celebrity, Fratto ran several businesses, including Beverly Hills Choppers.
After hearing about Fratto’s death, fans took to social media to pay tribute. One commenter tweeted, echoing the sentiments of many:
“Sad to hear about the passing of @JOHNNYFRATTO. He was a great guest on @HowardStern and always good for a laugh. RIP.”
“Very sad to hear of Johnny Fratto’s passing, hope he is with Eric right now,” a second fan added. “You know what to do Johnny.”
Fellow Wack Pack member Eric the Actor died at 39 in September 2014, while Artie Lange has come close at least once in recent years.
Fratto, who listed Eric as his “friend” under his Twitter bio, is survived by his wife and his actor son, Johnny Fratto Jr. R.I.P.
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