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Monday, July 16, 2018
Wednesday, March 1, 2017
Derick Dillard Finally Cuts Hair, Fans Rejoice
If you watch Counting On online, you know that Derick Dillard’s look has changed dramatically in the years since he first started courting Jill Duggar.
There was a time when Derick’s health was a major concern for fans, and while his seemingly dramatic weight loss still hasn’t been explained, the focus has shifted to a less worrisome change in his appearance:
For months now, fans have been rabidly debating the topic of Derick’s hair.
Yes, his hair.
Obviously, it’s rare that so much attention is paid to a male television star’s ‘do.
In fact, it’s rare that anyone other than Jennifer Aniston circa 1994 is able to make tabloid headlines as a direct result of his or her coif, but that’s exactly what Derick pulled off with his Arkansan Jesus look.
Der cultivated his mane while he and Jill were performing missionary work in El Salvador last year.
Earlier this week, we learned that the Dillards are back in Central America (and still eagerly soliciting donations from fans).
Derick seems to have have sent the message that he’s adopting a “new year, new Bible-thumping campaign, new me” attitude by lopping off his Christ Cobain locks.
Naturally, like everything the Duggars and Dillards do, the moment of truth was documented for social media.
In fact, Jill didn’t post just one photo of Der receiving what fans feel is a long overdue haircut.
She posted a whole bunch of pics of the occasion:
So what do you think?
Do you prefer the “CPAC attendee/future unsuccessful school board candidate” Derick, or the “I’ve come to offer you salvation, but first, check out this crunchy riff” Derick?
We’re guessing Duggar fans will gravitate toward the former, particularly as Derick draws closer to his 33rd birthday and doesn’t have to spend much time worrying about running afoul of irritable Romans.
As the folks at Starcasm pointed out, Derick and Jill’s bathroom hilariously features a framed photo of Michelle and Jim Bob Duggar violatin’ those courtship rules like it ain’t no thang:
You can practically hear the Barry White bass thumping in the background.
Or whoever the white, Christian conservative equivalent of Barry White is.
Pat Boone?
Whatever the case, we don’t think there’s any question that that was one of the nearly three weeks’ worth of nights that Michelle and Jim Bob made ‘em some babies.
Alllllriiiiiight…
Tuesday, February 14, 2017
Playboy Confirms Return to Nudity, Men Everywhere Rejoice
Playboy has finally come to its sense.
And, in response, millions of men around the world will soon be able to pick up a copy of this magazine and come to completio… never mind.
Over a year since the publication made the shocking and confusing decision to go nudity-free, Chief Creative Officer Cooper Hefner has confessed this was a really dumb decision.
And he’s officially reversed it.
In October of 2015, Playboy chief executive Scott Flanders told The New York Times that it simply seemed silly for the magazine to keep focusing on boobs, butts and vaginas.
Hence the significant “redesign” the publication chose to move forward with.
“You’re now one click away from every sex act imaginable for free,” Flanders said at the time. “And so it’s just passe at this juncture.”
We mean… sure. This is clearly true.
You’re literally one click away from Kim Kardashian nude photos.
But you’re Playboy! If you’re going to get rid of naked centerfolds, why even exist?
That’s the conclusion Hefner, the 25-year old son of founder Hugh Hefner, finally acknowledged on Monday.
He released the cover photo for the March/April issue and said it will, indeed, feature Playmate Elizabeth Elam in her birthday suit.
“I’ll be the first to admit that the way in which the magazine portrayed nudity was dated, but removing it entirely was a mistake,” the younger Hefner wrote on Twitter in announcing this move.
He added:
“Nudity was never the problem because nudity isn’t a problem. Today we’re taking our identity back and reclaiming who we are.”
The upcoming issue will depict Elam in all her nude glory, along with an interview with Scarlett Johansson… a profile of CNN political commentator Van Jones … and a piece on the hip-hop outfit Run the Jewels.
(So that’s what you can tell people as confirmation when you claim you read Playboy “for the articles.”)
In December of 2015, Pamela Anderson covered what was believed at the time to be the final issue of Playboy with nudity.
“I got a call from [Hugh Hefner’s] attorney who said, ‘We don’t want anybody else,” Anderson told Entertainment Tonight of the honor. “There’s nobody else, could you do the last cover of Playboy?"”
Playboy’s first issue without naked actresses or models came out in February 2016, concliding a more than six-decade run of glossy centerfolds featuring young women baring EVERYthing.
The publication still featured “sexy, seductive pictorials of the world’s most beautiful women, including its iconic Playmates,” as Playboy put it at the time.
But it was ridiculed pretty hard for the change of focus.
“Old Playboy was a lifestyle bible,” BuzzFeed culture writer Anne Helen Petersen jabbed. “Current Playboy is a caricature of itself.
Pretty much, right?
But give Hefner credit for coming to this conclusion and admitting that he was mistaken.
In a post on the Playboy website, Hefner outlined a “new Playboy philosophy,” in which he said the decision to embrace the naked form again was partly rooted in the country’s political and cultural climate.
He ticked off a list of “collective accomplishments” from the past few years, such as:
- The election of the first “mixed-race” President (his term).
- A Supreme Court ruling in favor of same-sex marriage.
- Marijuana legalization in some places.
- The nomination of a woman by a major political party.
“One thing is clear that both my dad and I understand at its simplest form, and that is what Playboy and the United States strive to represent in their greatest forms: freedom,” Hefner wrote.
Yeah. You may be overthinking this one, Cooper.
Men purchased Playboy because they love boobs.
Take away the boobs and they will stop buying it.
Bring back the boobs and you’ll be successful again.
It doesn’t exactly matter who’s President or what the Supreme Court has or has not said.
Sunday, March 27, 2016
Justin Bieber Posts Naked Butt Pic, Fans Rejoice: PHOTO
There’s just something about bodies of water that makes Justin Bieber want to get naked.
The Biebs was hanging out by the lake this weekend, and was so inspired by the surrounding nature he decided to become a true naturist himself by stripping down and exposing his butt on Instagram.
“Dat ass doe,” he wrote in the caption.
Right? It’s a beautiful ass. Oh, and the lake and the trees are nice, too.
Of course, this isn’t the first time the singer bared his bum on the social media platform.
Fans saw his full moon last summer when he shared a pic of his backside while standing on a boat surrounded by a blanket of gorgeous blue water in Australia.
The world premiere of his badonkadonk caused quite the stir, not only because it was Justin Bieber’s nude ass, but because it was banned from Instagram not long after he posted it.
At of the time of this writing, the new photo has been up for 15 hours and hasn’t yet been removed, so perhaps they’re letting this one slide.
The REAL question everyone is asking, though, is how his ex Selena Gomez will respond.
Last week, Jelena fans worked themselves into a frenzy when Justin posted a throwback photo of the former couple kissing and captioned it “Feels,” only to have SelGo respond with the comment, “Perfect.”
Justin also recently liked a bikini shot Selena posted last week, so there’s been a lot of flirting on the ‘Gram for these two of late.
The “Hands to Myself” singer also attended her ex’s concert in Los Angeles last week, leaving many fans assuming a reconciliation is on the way.
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