Aubrey O"Day Sizzles on Instagram; Is She Trying to Seduce Donald Trump?

Donald Trump Jr. is now a single man.

This is a fact, considering the President’s son and wife Vanessa Trump announced their divorce filing in the middle of last month.

Trump was also once in love with Aubrey O’Day, based on a number of recent celebrity gossip reports.

Therefore, when we combine the two statements above and then consider the latest photos O’Day shared on Instagram, we’re left with only one conclusion:

O’Day is clearly trying to win her ex-lover back over!

By now, you must have read the reports.

They were all over the Internet last week, with various tabloids alleging O’Day and Trump Jr. carried on an affair between 2011 and 2012, back when the former was a Celebrity Apprentice contestant and the latter served as an advisor on that show.

Neither O’Day nor Trump has commented on this claim, at least not publicly.

But we’re pretty sure Aubrey confirmed the relationship way back in 2013 when she released a track titled “DJT.”

Take a listen to it here:

Aubrey O’Day Sings Ode to Donald Trump Jr: Hear It Here!

Then, just a couple days ago, O’Day shared an intense selfie and wrote as a caption to it:

“Embrace the shade.”

She’s clearly aware of the chatter making its way around the Internet and also aware of all the cruel things people are saying about her.

But she doesn’t seem to care, does she?

“Happy Easter,” O’Day simply wrote as a caption along with the first photo above, later adding another scantily-clad image to her account and penning along with it:

“I’m nobody’s fool.”

Can we say for certain that these images were meant for Donald Trump Jr. to drool over

No, of course not.

But an insider recently said that the romance between O’Day and Trump was no fling. It was so serious that the pair discussed making a family together!

“Don told Aubrey he wanted to have a baby with her,” an insider claimed to Us Weekly a bunch of days ago. “They were trying for one.”

This would be hilarious if true.

Trump Jr. would “call Aubrey and leave long voicemails telling her he loved her over and over,” this same tabloid wrote, adding:

“He’d cry and say he was nervous his wife would take the kids away.”

Instead, however, Vanessa supposedly called up O’Day and told her to end the affair.

It finally did come to an end when Donald Trump Sr. delivered this same message to his son.

Last month, about six years later, the Trumps announced their divorce after 12 years and five kids together by stating the following:

After 12 years of marriage, we have decided to go our separate ways. We will always have tremendous respect for each other and our families.

We have five beautiful children together and they remain our top priority. We ask for your privacy during this time.

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Lenny Dykstra Attempts to Seduce Lena Dunham, Repulses Twitter

If you’re not a fan of baseball or tobacco-chewing ex-cons with tobacco chewing ex-con names, then you might not be familiar with Lenny Dykstra.

We won’t bore you with the details of Dykstra’s career on the field or the shady shenanigans that later landed him behind bars, but suffice it to say, he’s one of the sports world’s great dirtbags.

In fact, “Nails” is such a colossal douche wagon that he’s got us out here defending Lena Dunham.

In one of the most random encounters in the history of social media, Dykstra wound up sleazing up Lena’s timeline last night in an exchange that’ll leave you in desperate need of a bleach and Brillo pad bath.

It all started when Lena announced that ball players are the new Williamsburg urban farmers:

“I’m horny for baseball players! Wow!” Dunham tweeted without context.

In a feat of either horn-dog opportunism or a surprisingly amusing trolling, Dykstra encouraged Dunham to act on her impulse:

“DM me,” Dykstra tweeted to Lena, later adding video highlights from his career in order to help her “get the bloodflow going.”

When fans began to question Dykstra’s intentions, he confirmed that he was not actually interested in Dunham sexually, and is actually just bored, presumably having run out of Skoal.

“Oh, I’m just looking to tease her and break her heart,” Dykstra tweeted.

“You guys I’m being simultaneously trolled & seduced by @LennyDykstra this day has gotten really f–king weird,” Dunham remarked seemingly have no more idea about what the hell is happening here than we do.

It was then that Dykstra invited Dunham to ride on his – sigh – “space shuttle.”

“You know deep down you want to take a ride on the space shuttle,” Dykstra tweeted, presumably in reference to his penis.

“Do you just sit around asking your friends ‘what’s the least witty way I can revolt a woman?” Dunham fired back.

Dykstra responded that he can be “so much less witty” than proved his point by offering Lena the use of his baseball bat, before remarking that “Darryl Strawberry’s is bigger.”

Believe it or not, the two of them went on like this for over an hour.

In terms of WTF?! Lena Dunham scandals, this one is somewhat more shocking than Lena abandoning her dog.

But it’s far less baffling than Dunham’s comments about her sister, because just about everything on the planet is.

Thanking you for sticking with us through this saga, and we apologize for the loss of your lunch.

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