Lenny Dykstra claims he was the real victim in a crazy ride with an erratic Uber driver — and now, we’ve learned prosecutors are accusing the DRIVER of wrongdoing. The night in question (May 23rd) is the same evening Dykstra was…
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Friday, June 8, 2018
Lenny Dykstra"s Uber Driver In Trouble with Cops Over Ride with MLB Star
Lenny Dykstra claims he was the real victim in a crazy ride with an erratic Uber driver — and now, we’ve learned prosecutors are accusing the DRIVER of wrongdoing. The night in question (May 23rd) is the same evening Dykstra was…
Thursday, May 24, 2018
Lenny Dykstra Arrested For Assault, Possession, Being Lenny Dykstra
Perhaps you haven’t been keeping up on the post-retirement antics of former baseball semi-great Lenny “Nails” Dykstra.
So allow us to fill you in with the breathless glee of someone bringing you up to speed on the world’s most bonkers reality show.
Basically, imagine a form of batsh-t behavior and ya boy Lenny D has done it twice and bragged about it on social media.
Random feud with Lena Dunham?
Did it and then tried to have sex with her.
Accusing Charlie Sheen of murder?
You better believe it happened and that every hard drug under the sun was involved.
That last story left us with the impression that the 55-year-old chewing tabacky enthusiast’s most depraved days were behind him.
But just as we were beginning to give up hope, Nails went ahead and out-Nailsed himself.
That’s Lenny’s latest mug shot, taken Wednesday after he was investigated for allegedly assaulting an Uber driver:
Dykstra was eventually charged with making terroristic threats, as well as possession of cocaine, marijuana, and MDMA.
So either police searched him, or they just casually asked, “What’s in ya pockets today, Lenny?” as soon as they arrived on the scene.
The driver told police that Dykstra put a gun to his head, but no weapon was recovered at the scene.
Dykstra denied the allegations in the sort of profanity-laced tirade that appears to be his sole means of communication:
“The guy went nuclear on me,” he told the New York Daily News.
“He f–king kidnapped me and almost killed me going 100 mph. He locked me in his f–king car, and he wouldn’t let me out.”
Hilariously, Dykstra later brushed off the charges on Twitter by quoting Taylor Swift:
“But I keep cruising, can’t stop, won’t stop moving. It’s like I got this music in my mind, sayin’ gonna be alright,” he wrote.
This latest arrest, of course, is far from Dykstra’s first brush with the law.
He was sentenced to six and a half months in federal prison in December 2012 after pleading guilty to bankruptcy fraud, concealment of assets and money laundering.
That same year, Dykstra was sentenced to three years behind bars after pleading no contest to three counts of grand theft auto and filing a false police statement.
The prison sentences ran concurrently and Dykstra was released in June of 2013.
Sadly, he went right back to being Lenny Dykstra.
No word yet on whether or not Dykstra is facing more prison time, but we’ll keep you posted as more ridiculous details emerge.
Wednesday, May 23, 2018
Lenny Dykstra Arrested For Pulling Gun On Uber Driver, Had Cocaine and Molly
Ex-MLB star Lenny Dykstra was arrested early Wednesday morning in New Jersey after allegedly pulling a gun on an Uber driver and threatening to kill him. Oh, and cops say he also had cocaine and ecstasy on him at the time of the arrest. Officials…
Wednesday, April 25, 2018
Wayne Gretzky Buys Back Famous Mansion He Sold to Lenny Dykstra
Wayne Gretzky REALLY IS the great one … he just bought back the famous SoCal mansion he once sold to Lenny Dykstra for MILLIONS less than he sold it for!!!! Gretzky had sold the palatial 6.5 acre estate in Thousand Oaks, CA to Dykstra for $ 18.5…
Wednesday, February 7, 2018
Lenny Dykstra: Charlie Sheen Is a Murderer!
Charlie Sheen has been accused of just about every type of sordid behavior imaginable over the course of his 52 years as a tiger-blood guzzling warlock from Mars.
But before today, the Sheenius had never been publicly accused of taking a human life.
Sadly, the actor/human chemistry experiment will now be forced to cross that item off his resumé (or bucket list – this is Charlie Sheen we’re talking about) thanks to a mind-blowing new interview with his former friend, baseball legend Lenny Dykstra.
The notorious bad boys were BFFs for more than 20 years.
They first hung out together in 1993, partying in exactly they way you would expect from guys nicknamed Chuckles and Nails, respectively.
According to Dykstra, he stopped by Sheen’s house, and the two of them proceeded to get “hammered” and bond over automatic weapons and $ 3,000 bottles of wine.
Several sh-tty years later, as Kenny Powers would say, Dykstra has done hard time and is no longer on speaking terms with Sheen.
Dykstra shared all of these details and revealed exactly why he chose to end his relationship with Sheen in a stunningly candid conversation with The Hollywood Reporter.
After retiring from baseball, Dykstra embarked on a number of sketchy business ventures, amassing more than $ 58 million and losing it all shortly thereafter.
In 2011, after being charged with indecent exposure, drug possession, grand theft auto, identity theft and filing false financial statements, Dykstra was sentenced to three years in prison.
He claims that in the months before his sentence began, he became a sort of personal assistant to Sheen, arranging deals and offering advice that the troubled star rarely took.
Dykstra says he attempted to convince Sheen to come forward with his HIV diagnosis more than a year before the actor revealed his illness publicly.
The Philadelphia Phillies icon adds that these days, Sheen is living a tortured existence – alienated from most of his inner circle and facing a tax fraud investigation that might eventually land him behind bars.
Dykstra reveals to THR that he first realized how far Sheen had fallen when witnessing the near-fatal drug binge that coincided with Sheen’s famous “meltdown.”
“When [the OxyContin pills] are at their peak, it’s a euphoria, where you’re smart and you’re creative and you’re quick and you’re invincible,” Dykstra says of the famous 2011 interview in which Sheen introduced “winning” to the pop culture lexicon.
Dykstra says he last saw Sheen in 2014 and found him to be a shell of his former self:
“It was right out of a mystery spy thriller, with a sliding bookcase,” he says.
“I walked in and Charlie was standing there with a glass dick — a crack pipe — in one hand and his phone in the other. I took one look around, there’s all this stuff, cool paintings and Babe Ruth’s ring, and I said, ‘Charlie, I have to admit, if you’re going to smoke crack, this has got to be the best crack den on the planet!’ That broke the ice.”
But the most shocking revelation has to do with Sheen’s former friend and de facto assistant, Rick Calamoro, who was found dead of an apparent accidental overdose in 2012.
Dykstra claims that after Calamaro insinuated himself in Sheen’s social circle, many began to suspect that he had done so with plans to write a tell-all book about the actor:
“Before I went [to jail], I said, ‘Dude, this guy, he is writing a f-cking book, you got to fire him,"” Dykstra recalls.
After he was released from jail, Dykstra says he confronted Sheen about Calamaro’s death:
“What the fuck happened to Calamaro?” Dykstra remembers asking.
“He said, ‘You mean Dead Rick? What f-cking happened is the motherf-cker tried to blackmail me just like you said — wanted $ 5 million. I had him fucking iced.’ He said he had a hot dose put in there,”
Dykstra says “hot dose” is slang for an intentionally lethal dose of an intravenous drug that can be used to murder a user without suspicion.
Interestingly, Dykstra says he’s come to terms with Sheen’s alleged murder, but remains distraught over charges that Sheen assaulted his former fiancée Brett Rossi.
“Killing the guy that fucking tried to extort him: That’s his business,” he says. But what Rossi alleges happened to her is too much for him. “Men, they get in rages. But no pummeling.”
THR also spoke with Rossi, who details her allegedly abusive relationship with Sheen, and says she believes her ex to be capable of murder.
Not surprisingly, Sheen could not be reached for comment, but we’re guessing he would’ve muttered something about “Adonis DNA.”
Monday, January 8, 2018
Lenny Kravitz Dating Brazilian Model Barbara Fialho
Lenny Kravitz is dating Brazilian model Barbara Fialho and she has something in common with his own daughter … they’re practically the same age! Kravitz and the Victoria’s Secret model, who’s 30, packed on the PDA Sunday while taking a stroll in…
Friday, September 8, 2017
Lenny Dykstra Attempts to Seduce Lena Dunham, Repulses Twitter
If you’re not a fan of baseball or tobacco-chewing ex-cons with tobacco chewing ex-con names, then you might not be familiar with Lenny Dykstra.
We won’t bore you with the details of Dykstra’s career on the field or the shady shenanigans that later landed him behind bars, but suffice it to say, he’s one of the sports world’s great dirtbags.
In fact, “Nails” is such a colossal douche wagon that he’s got us out here defending Lena Dunham.
In one of the most random encounters in the history of social media, Dykstra wound up sleazing up Lena’s timeline last night in an exchange that’ll leave you in desperate need of a bleach and Brillo pad bath.
It all started when Lena announced that ball players are the new Williamsburg urban farmers:
“I’m horny for baseball players! Wow!” Dunham tweeted without context.
In a feat of either horn-dog opportunism or a surprisingly amusing trolling, Dykstra encouraged Dunham to act on her impulse:
“DM me,” Dykstra tweeted to Lena, later adding video highlights from his career in order to help her “get the bloodflow going.”
When fans began to question Dykstra’s intentions, he confirmed that he was not actually interested in Dunham sexually, and is actually just bored, presumably having run out of Skoal.
“Oh, I’m just looking to tease her and break her heart,” Dykstra tweeted.
“You guys I’m being simultaneously trolled & seduced by @LennyDykstra this day has gotten really f–king weird,” Dunham remarked seemingly have no more idea about what the hell is happening here than we do.
It was then that Dykstra invited Dunham to ride on his – sigh – “space shuttle.”
“You know deep down you want to take a ride on the space shuttle,” Dykstra tweeted, presumably in reference to his penis.
“Do you just sit around asking your friends ‘what’s the least witty way I can revolt a woman?” Dunham fired back.
Dykstra responded that he can be “so much less witty” than proved his point by offering Lena the use of his baseball bat, before remarking that “Darryl Strawberry’s is bigger.”
Believe it or not, the two of them went on like this for over an hour.
In terms of WTF?! Lena Dunham scandals, this one is somewhat more shocking than Lena abandoning her dog.
But it’s far less baffling than Dunham’s comments about her sister, because just about everything on the planet is.
Thanking you for sticking with us through this saga, and we apologize for the loss of your lunch.
Monday, November 21, 2016
Lenny Dykstra -- Here"s Bloody Video Proof ... The Cops Beat My Ass In Jail (VIDEO)
Here’s video of a bloody, bruised and busted up Lenny Dykstra on the night he claims cops beat him to a pulp in L.A. County jail … video Lenny claims is the smoking gun in his $ 15 million lawsuit. The footage was shot April 5th, 2012 –…
Saturday, September 12, 2015
Lenny Kravitz -- Massive Cover-Up at the Greek (VIDEO)
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Lenny Kravitz wasn’t taking any chances Friday night at the Greek Theatre in L.A. …he was covered from head to toe.
No chance of another special guest star … like the one that popped out of his leather pants which split last month during a concert in Stockholm.
Last night Lenny was wearing what looks like a sherwani — traditional Indian garb.
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