Jenelle Evans Attempts to Get David Eason Re-Hired Amidst Abuse Allegations

It"s been almost a year since David Eason was fired from Teen Mom 2, and saying he hasn"t been missed by viewers would be a massive understatement.

Judging from reactions on social media, most TM2 fans are glad to be rid of David, and they wish Jenelle would follow him out the door.

Evans, however, remains committed to her goal of forcing MTV to rehire her husband.

Needless to say, that campaign is going very poorly so far — especially since Jenelle couldn"t have picked a worse time to try and rebuild David"s public image.

1. A One-Income Household

Jenelle’s motives for trying to strongarm her MTV bosses into rehiring David are quite simple. After all, it’s not like she’s the type to selflessly accept the role of sole breadwinner.

2. Doubling Down

Jenelle earns upwards of $ 300,000 for each season of Teen Mom 2. David was never paid nearly that much, but no doubt his income served as a nice supplement to Jenelle’s.

3. Even Angrier Than Usual

Jenelle is currently filming the upcoming season of TM2, and she’s made no secret of the fact that she’s very pissed off by her husband’s continued unemployment.

4. One of Her Famous Rants

Jenelle recently bit the hand that feeds her in a major way, unleashing a full-blown social media rant against Teen Mom 2 producers.

5. Boring, Boring, Boring

Jenelle informed fans that the show’s new season will be painfully boring, largely due to the absence of Eason.

6. Really Going In

It seems Jenelle’s bosses aren’t crazy about her attempts to torpedo ratings, but she’s showing no signs of holding back …

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Meghan Markle Attempts to Break Royal Protocol, Gets Shut Down By Prince Harry

Being royalty may sound like a blast — in fact, as far as fantasies go, it’s up there with winning the lotto and showing up to your high school reunion the exact same size as when you graduated.

But the reality is, those fancy titles come with a whole list of rules that must be followed at all times — and for the rest of your life.

It’s a sad fact of palace life that Harry has known about since birth and that Meghan Markle is just now finding out about.

Harry and Meghan have been married for about six weeks now, but it seems she still has a lot to learn about life in the Windsor court.

We’re sure Harry and others tried to prepare Meghan for the many strictures of royal protocol, but that’s like trying to prepare a college kid for the real world.

You just don’t know until you’re really in it.

Anyway, Meghan is a new Duchess, but she’s also a new wife.

And it seems that the required formality of the former occasionally comes into conflict with the romantic giddiness of the latter:

Prince Harry to Meghan Markle: No Hand-Hold For You

As you can see, it looks as though Meg makes a move toward holding Harry’s hand here.

And he shuts down the maneuver with the speed and agility of a born athlete.

If Harry hadn’t been born a prince, he could’ve played quidditch, or whatever the hell they do in England.

We’re sure Harry meant no harm in refusing to take Meg’s hand, but such a public rebuke had to sting a little.

It’s not hard to see why Meghan may have thought it would be okay to hold Harry’s hand at a royal engagement.

In fact, those no written rule against it.

“The Queen rarely holds hands with her husband in public and this seems to have set an unwritten precedent for the other royals,” Body language expert Robin Kermode tells The Daily Mail.

Kermode adds that Harry may have simply been taking a cue from his older brother, saying:

“It is very clear that William and Kate are emotionally close, however, they do not seem to feel the need to prove their love – particularly when on official state business.” 

We guess it’s just one of those things you learn with time.

To extend out earlier college/real world metaphor, there’s no law against getting hammered on two-for-one Tuesdays when you have work in the morning, but you quickly learn that it’s not the best idea.

These days, Meg is like a 22-year-old intern retching into her wastebasket and giving closer consideration to the possibility of grad school.

You know, we may have just taken that analogy a step too far.

As with royal PDA, we didn’t know where the line was until we crossed it!

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Tiffany Haddish Identifies Beyonce Biter, Attempts to Bang Leonardo DiCaprio

Back in March, Tiffany Haddish told a story with a mysterious ending that left the internet scrambling in search of clues.

In a typically candid and hilarious interview, the comedian revealed that she once saw another celebrity bite Beyonce on her face in the middle of an A-list event.

Haddish declined to identify the perpetrator, but further piqued the public’s curiosity by revealing that the feral female was high as a kite when she went in for a taste of Bey:

Near the end of the party,” said Haddish. “Beyoncé’s at the bar, so I said to Beyoncé, ‘Did she really bite you?’ She was like, ‘Yeah,"” Haddish told GQ.

“I was like, ‘She gonna get her ass beat tonight,"” Haddish continued.

“She was like, ‘Tiffany, no. Don’t do that. That bitch is on drugs. She not even drunk. The bitch is on drugs. She not like that all the time. Just chill.’”

At the time, Haddish stubbornly refused to call out the biter by name, but today, in a wide-ranging interview with The Hollywood Reporter, she finally spilled the tea:

Like so many others, we predicted way back when that it was actress Sanaa Lathan who indulged in some top quality bath salts before sinking her teeth into Queen Bey, and now, Haddish has confirmed our suspicions:

“I’m super good friends with her stepmom and her dad [Stan, a producer-director], and they were mad at me,” the Girls Trip star said.

“They were like, ‘Why would you do this to the family? You know, black actresses, you guys have to stick together, it’s so hard for you guys to get work as it is, why would you try to ruin her career?’

“But I didn’t try to ruin her career. I never said her name!”

It’s true.

Haddish tried to protect Lathan’s identity, but internet sleuths are a persistent lot.

She probably figured now that the cat is essentially out of the bag, she might as well come out with it.

Tiffany was less worried about protecting the reputations A-listers like Roseanne (“She been racist, why’d you all give her a TV show?”) and Leonardo DiCaprio.

“I met him at a party two, three months ago, and I asked him if he’d let me hit that,” said Haddish.

“He’s like, ‘Tiffany, you’re so funny.’ I’m like, ‘I’m serious.’ And then he goes, ‘I mean, I’d do it, but…’ … I told him, ‘My only stipulation: 

“I wanna do it with you as your character in What’s Eating Gilbert Grape.’ He starts busting’ up laughing.’”

Our younger readers might need to go watch Gilbert Grape both in order to get that joke and to understand that there was a time when Johnny Depp was more than a melting wax figure of Keith Richards.

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Lani Blair Attempts to Apologize to Khloe Kardashian, Gets Brutally Shut Down

It’s been over a month since the world first learned that Tristan Thompson cheated on Khloe Kardashian.

At first, it looked as though some of Tristan’s cheating partners might attempt to cash in on their newfound fame.

Hell, one of them even took to Instagram to imply that Tristan got her pregnant.

But all these weeks later, Tristan’s companions haven’t given any interviews or inked any reality show deals.

Part of the reason for this might be lack of interest in their side of the story.

Sure, the media was foaming at the mouth to talk to Tiger Woods’ porn stares, but Tristan Thompson is not Tiger Woods.

The public is interested in Khloe’s story, and no one really wants to hear from the basketball groupies who spent the night with Tristan – including Khloe.

Tristan’s most high-profile side-piece was a stripper named Lani Blair, who’s apparently something of a big deal in the D.C. area.

At first, Lani seemed to be enjoying the attention, but she later had a change of heart and made her Instagram account private.

Now, it seems she’s experiencing a crisis of conscience and feels genuinely remorseful about hooking up with Tristan.

“Lani reached out and apologized to Khloe,” a source tells In Touch Weekly.

“She got her number from Tristan. Before she could finish, Khloe hung up,” the insider adds.

“Lani called back, left a message, and told Khloé she feels awful, won’t do it again, and basically left an honest, genuine. and heartfelt apology.”

Lani reportedly wasn’t surprised when Khloe failed to call her back, but still stands by her decision to reach out and apologize.

“She really feels bad for what she’s caused both Khloe and Tristan,” says the source.

Um … she feels bad for what she did to Tristan?!

We’re pretty sure you can rest easy on that score, Lani.

He wasn’t making those noises out of pain.

Anyway, we suppose it was nice of Lani to try and make things right, but you really can’t blame Khloe for her reaction.

Sometimes, you’re just not in the mood to chat with your husband’s mistress.

View Slideshow: Tristan Thompson’s HOT Alleged Mistresses Exposed!

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Ted Cruz Attempts to Appear Human With Simpsons Joke, Fails

Ralph Wiggum. The monorail episode. Steamed Hams. 

The Simpsons has given us so much over the course of its multi-decade run that it’s not surprising when someone makes an effort to piggyback on the show’s unprecedented success.

But it is surprising when someone botches the attempt as badly as Ted Cruz did today.

You might know Cruz from his failed bid for the GOP presidential nomination, or for his intriguing love of incest porn.

Either way, you’re probably aware that the Texas senator embodies awkward in a way that few human beings ever have.

So when Zodiac Ted attempted to appeal to the groovy youths with a reference to the hippest 26-year-old animated sitcom on TV, it predictably went about as smoothly as the time Homer ate those Guatemalan Insanity Peppers.

Appearing at the annual Conservative Political Action Conference today, Cruz attempted to explain the current political climate using an awkward analogy involving America’s favorite non-Obama family.

“The Democrats are the party of Lisa Simpson and Republicans are happily the party of Homer, Bart, Maggie and Marge,” Cruz told the assembled Chads and Ashleys.

Soooo … Democrats are the nation’s conscientious intellectuals and Republicans are its suckling infants?

No matter where you fall on the political spectrum we think you’ll agree that Ted’s analogy game could use some work.

The weird thing is, this is far from the first time that Cruz has referenced The Simpsons.

He claims to love the show, which makes his simplistic understanding of its characters all the more baffling.

Lisa is an egghead and the rest of the family is made up of red-blooded patriots?!

Take that Tracy Ullman-ass analysis back to 1989, homie.

Not surprisingly, some of the biggest talents behind the show’s success took issue with Ted’s interpretation of their work.

“Ted Cruz says Maggie Simpson would vote for him,” tweeted longtime showrunner Al Jean.

“I think Ted’s the one who could use a pacifier in his mouth.”

Jean added that Springfield’s most famous capitalist might have issued his final “fine mahok”:

“The way things are going even Mr. Burns is thinking of becoming a Democrat,” he wrote.

And Jean certainly wasn’t alone in his criticism of Cruz’s comments.

Many pointed out that The Simpsons savagely mocked the idea of a Trump presidency way back in 2000, which seems a fair indication that few of the show’s characters would be onboard with the present GOP agenda.

Tens of thousands went full Nelson Muntz on Cruz in the hours after his quote went public, but the most scathing burn may have come from longtime animator Anna Maltese:

“As a Simpsons animator for many years, I can say with 100% certainty that A) Lisa is officially the conscience of the family so…awesome.  B) Neither Marge nor Homer are Republicans,” Maltese tweeted bluntly.

We’re sure this isn’t as irritating to Cruz as having to continually deny that his dad killed JFK, but we’re guessing he’s not feeling particularly cromulent at the moment.

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Hero Dad Attempts to Kick Larry Nassar"s Ass In Court

It"s hard to imagine a scandal more revolting than the one surrounding disgraced former physician Larry Nassar.

As a doctor for USA Gymnastics and Michigan State University, Nassar sexually abused hundreds of young women who were entrusted to his care as patients.

There"s no measuring the pain and trauma that Nassar inflicted upon his victims and their families, and it"s a case in which no punishment will seem sufficient for the young women who endured his attacks.

Even so, the judge in this case did the best she could, sentencing Nassar to 175 years behind bars and forcing him to listen as a seemingly endless parade of victims shared their horrific stories with the world. 

Not surprisingly, many still feel that justice has not been served, including one self-proclaimed "distraught dad" who decided to take matters into his own hands this morning.

Randall Margraves is the father of three girls who were victimized by Nassar.

After two of his daughters spoke at Nassar"s sentencing hearing today, Margraves requested a favor from the judge:

"I would ask you, as part of the sentencing, to grant me five minutes in a locked room with this demon," he asked.

"Would you give me one minute?"

When the judge informed him that "that"s not how our legal system works," Margraves sprinted toward Nassar, but was detained before he was able to get his hands on the world"s most nauseating cretin.

"I want that son of a bitch!" Margraves yelled, as bailiffs attempted to subdue him.

When he was chastised for his behavior by an assistant attorney general, Margraves responded, "You haven"t lived through it, lady."

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Lenny Dykstra Attempts to Seduce Lena Dunham, Repulses Twitter

If you’re not a fan of baseball or tobacco-chewing ex-cons with tobacco chewing ex-con names, then you might not be familiar with Lenny Dykstra.

We won’t bore you with the details of Dykstra’s career on the field or the shady shenanigans that later landed him behind bars, but suffice it to say, he’s one of the sports world’s great dirtbags.

In fact, “Nails” is such a colossal douche wagon that he’s got us out here defending Lena Dunham.

In one of the most random encounters in the history of social media, Dykstra wound up sleazing up Lena’s timeline last night in an exchange that’ll leave you in desperate need of a bleach and Brillo pad bath.

It all started when Lena announced that ball players are the new Williamsburg urban farmers:

“I’m horny for baseball players! Wow!” Dunham tweeted without context.

In a feat of either horn-dog opportunism or a surprisingly amusing trolling, Dykstra encouraged Dunham to act on her impulse:

“DM me,” Dykstra tweeted to Lena, later adding video highlights from his career in order to help her “get the bloodflow going.”

When fans began to question Dykstra’s intentions, he confirmed that he was not actually interested in Dunham sexually, and is actually just bored, presumably having run out of Skoal.

“Oh, I’m just looking to tease her and break her heart,” Dykstra tweeted.

“You guys I’m being simultaneously trolled & seduced by @LennyDykstra this day has gotten really f–king weird,” Dunham remarked seemingly have no more idea about what the hell is happening here than we do.

It was then that Dykstra invited Dunham to ride on his – sigh – “space shuttle.”

“You know deep down you want to take a ride on the space shuttle,” Dykstra tweeted, presumably in reference to his penis.

“Do you just sit around asking your friends ‘what’s the least witty way I can revolt a woman?” Dunham fired back.

Dykstra responded that he can be “so much less witty” than proved his point by offering Lena the use of his baseball bat, before remarking that “Darryl Strawberry’s is bigger.”

Believe it or not, the two of them went on like this for over an hour.

In terms of WTF?! Lena Dunham scandals, this one is somewhat more shocking than Lena abandoning her dog.

But it’s far less baffling than Dunham’s comments about her sister, because just about everything on the planet is.

Thanking you for sticking with us through this saga, and we apologize for the loss of your lunch.

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Mackenzie McKee Opens Way Up About Suicide Attempts, Extreme Marital Strife

Mackenzie McKee recently warned young women not to sign up for MTV’s upcoming version of 16 & Pregnant.

The young reality star, who rose to fame on the fourth season of that controversial series and then appeared on Teen Mom 3, explained that these shows glorify pregnancy to a dangerous degree.

“I do not think MTV should continue to find new teen moms,” McKee said, explaining that she gets literal chills upon thinking some “16-year-old could possibly purposely get pregnant for a shot of fame.”

This is not the first time someone has criticized MTV for the airing of Teen Mom and/or 16 & Pregnant.

Instead of focusing on the struggles of the women at the center of these programs, some impressionable viewers focus on the fame and wealth that has come their way.

But now McKee has opened up to Radar Online about some of the extreme battles she’s faced since stepping into the spotlight, perhaps as a way of discouraging other women from thinking celebrities comes without any big problems.

Just how personal does McKee get in the following interview passages?

The mother of three admits that she formerly thought about killing herself. Often.

“My postpartum was bad,” the 22-year old says. “I would fill up the bathtub and go under water. I would take anxiety meds and hope not to wake up.”

Wow. That’s awful.

How did husband Josh react to McKee’s state of mind? Not well.

Mackenzie says Josh wasn’t remotely supportive, even taking away kids Gannon, Jaxie and Broncs for a brief period of time, leaving his wife all alone to battle her inner demons.

“I was in the bathtub and Josh took the kids,” McKee’s tells Radar, adding:

“I definitely needed him, but I was pushing him away. He would come home from work and I would be crying and I would threaten suicide. He couldn’t handle it.”

Mackenzie and Josh have been through a whole lot over the years.

In January, the latter went off on an INSANE Facebook rant, accusing his wife of infidelity in a very public forum.

“My so called wife always feels like it necessary to go on her social media and post sh!t that makes her look like a god d@mn princess,” Josh screamed online.

“That’s bullsh!t. I have been going to work and I kept getting a lot of red flags that something is going on while I’m gone.

“Come to find out I have always been right!”

Josh proceeded to accuse McKee of orchestrating phony drama just to keep herself in the news.

He even referenced a certain “porn video” and said it was all McKee’s idea.

Mackenzie has sworn all along that she never slept with another man, and she and Josh somehow managed to move past this seemingly huge hiccup just a few days after the Facebook feud went viral.

They remain together, posing frequently on Instagram by each other’s side, large smiles spread across both their faces.

During the worst of it, however?

When Josh refused to believe that Mackenzie only sent some other dude a few texts and nothing more?

“I was suicidal,” she says to Radar. “He said, ‘Go kill yourself, but don’t do it in front of me and the kids.’”

View Slideshow: Mackenzie & Josh McKee: Teen Mom 3 <3 Through the Years

Thankfully, McKee says she’s feeling much better these days.

She has Type 1 Diabetes, however, which means her health is always a question. She can be up one week and down the next.

And while insiders have claimed McKee is pissed that Briana DeJesus was chosen for Teen Mom 2 instead of her, McKee is says she’s happy.

She’s concentrating on her Body By Mac videos and also hopes to pursue a career in motivational speaking.

As for her and Josh?

They are the proud mother and father of three precious kids. No divorce filing is on tap.

And, most importantly of all, McKee only uses a bathtub to clean herself and relax.

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Blac Chyna Attempts to Cash in on Kardashian Name, Gets Shut Down

It’s hard to imagine that anyone named Blac Chyna would feel the need to adopt a more attention-grabbing moniker, but it seems that the 28-year-old feels the combination of Donald Trump’s least favorite color and country has gotten stale.

Or at the very least, Ms. Chyna believes she could there’s a more lucrative surname for her, and she intends to seize it.

Unfortunately for Blac, the folks who were born with said name, aren’t eager to share it.

As you probably already know, Blac broke up with Rob Kardashian again recently, and this time, it looks like the separation will stick.

But that doesn’t mean she’s given up on the idea of cashing in on Rob’s name.

Despite the fact that the two of them never got married or even set a date to do so, Blac took action toward legally changing her name to Angela Kardashian last year.

Now that she’s definitely not marrying Rob, Blac probably won’t be changing her name to Kardashian, but just to be safe, Kim and company have taken steps to prevent her branding herself as a member of the Kard clan.

TMZ is reporting that the Kardashians have asked a judge to block Blac from adopting the Kardashian name and using it license products.

The request was granted, which means Blac won’t be calling herself a Kardashian any time soon.

It makes sense for the sisters to be protective of the name that’s such a huge part of their identities, but there are those who feel that taking legal action was petty and unnecessary.

Not surprisingly, Blac’s mother, Tokyo Toni (whose own name should ALWAYS be followed by “laughing to the point of tears” emoji) is one of those people: 

“Blacchyna has my support 110% no matter what! You just can’t stop what God has plans for,” Toni wrote on Instagram.

“Ps People need to relax it’s enough shine money Tv airtime play selfie sticks and camera footage for everyone! Sharing is caring but hold up didn’t they watch Mr. Rogers neighborhood! She grown but I am still her momma and I will go all the way in for mine.”

Yeah, we’re not totally sure what she’s saying, but it seems like she’s pissed.

We’re assuming Tokyo was gonna change her name too, and now she’s got a whole bunch of worthless monogrammed towels laying around.

View Slideshow: Blac Chyna and Rob Kardashian: A Turbulent Timeline of Doom

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Aaron Sorkin Attempts to Explain Trump in Open Letter to Daughter

As the creator of The West Wing and writer of The American President and A Few Good Men, Aaron Sorkin knows a thing or two about the drama of politics.

But like most of us, Sorkin would prefer that his presidents bring him to tears by falling in love with Annette Bening, and not by promising to deport 13 million people.

Earlier today, Vanity Fair published a moving open letter that the beloved showrunner and screenwriter wrote to his wife and teenage daughter in the wake of Donald Trump’s presidential election.

“America didn’t stop being America last night and we didn’t stop being Americans and here’s the thing about Americans: Our darkest days have always — always — been followed by our finest hours,” Sorkin wrote in the letter, which you can read in full here.

He went on to offer words of encouragement and hope, as well as a reminder that those who are feeling outraged and frightened by the election of Trump must lean on one another for support:

“First of all, we remember that we’re not alone. 

“A hundred million people in America and a billion more around the world feel exactly the same way we do. … We’ll f–king fight. (Roxy, there’s a time for this kind of language and it’s now.) We’re not powerless and we’re not voiceless.”

While his overall tone was optimistic, Sorkin didn’t mince words when it came to describing the support base that allowed Trump to be elected, writing:

“And it wasn’t just Donald Trump who won last night—it was his supporters too. The Klan won last night. White nationalists. Sexists, racists and buffoons.”

“Angry young white men who think rap music and Cinco de Mayo are a threat to their way of life (or are the reason for their way of life) have been given cause to celebrate.

“Men who have no right to call themselves that and who think that women who aspire to more than looking hot are shrill, ugly, and otherwise worthy of our scorn rather than our admiration struck a blow for misogynistic sh-theads everywhere.

“Hate was given hope.”

He concluded by reminding his daughter that “the battle isn’t over, it’s just begun.”

“Grandpa fought in World War II and when he came home this country handed him an opportunity to make a great life for his family,” Sorkin wrote.

“I will not hand his granddaughter a country shaped by hateful and stupid men. Your tears last night woke me up, and I’ll never go to sleep on you again.”

View Slideshow: Donald Trump Wins Presidency, Twitter Reacts

Many had hoped that after Trump’s election, he would apologize for the more inflammatory and bigoted statements he made during his campaign and do his best to ease tensions among the increasingly divided segments of the American population.

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Late Passenger Attempts To Catch Flight. On The Runway.

He set off a fire alarm, jumped off a jet way then ran onto the tarmac of Madrid-Barajas Airport in Spain on August 5th, all in an effort to make his Ryanair flight to the Canary Islands.

According to Huffington Post, the passenger (whose identity authorities haven"t yet released) carried two bags as he broke every rule of Sky Law, BUT WAS STILL ALLOWED ON THE PLANE.

Airport employees recorded the video, which was then shared on CC.OO. Ryanair & Lesma Handling"s Facebook page.

"This is how passengers in Madrid behave when they don"t arrive in time for their flights," the translated caption reads.

"This particular passenger was missing a Ryanair"s flight and, unbelievably, skipped several security protocols established by AENA in their airports. We"re talking about level 4 security protocols! Not even with all those protocols we can feel safe…"

When the plane finally reached its destination, the passenger was detained by local authorities, CNN reports.

It"s unclear whether or not the plane had to taxi back to the gate in order to let the passenger on, or if he was pulled into the aircraft with a rope (disclaimer: this an assumption).

A spokesperson for the Madrid Airport clarified that the passenger had "no terrorist motivations," nor did they suspect him of being a terrorist because he had cleared security before busting through a fire escape.

What a jerk.

It also appears that Mr. Jerk was chasing the wrong plane.

“It seems that he got on to the tarmac because he’d missed his flight but the plane he was trying to get on wasn’t his,” the spokeswoman explained.

“When he realised that, he got on the flight to Gran Canaria.”

What a lark!

Authorities speculate that though Mr. Jerk will not face jail time, he"ll likely be slapped with some hefty fines.

Kris Jenner Begs Blac Chyna For Forgiveness, Attempts to Cash In on Engagement

If you’ve been anywhere near a wi-fi signal in the past 24 hours, you’ve no doubt heard that Blac Chyna and Rob Kardashian are engaged. 

Blac confirmed the engagement yesterday afternoon, but even as it went from “rumor” to “real deal,” the ladies of the Kard clan remained radio silent on social media.

In fact, there are reports that Kris planned a “surprise” getaway so that the family wouldn’t be in LA when the news that Rob had put a ring on it went public.

Now, sources are saying Kris has weighed her options and decided that the best course of action is for her to try and get on Blac’s good side.

“Kris has done a total U-turn on this romance now that it’s a possibility she could profit from it,” says one insider.

“She called Blac up and gave her a groveling apology for resisting the relationship at first, but Kris buttered her up by telling her she now sees what a good influence she is on her son.”

In fairness to Blac, she really has been a good influence on Rob, who’s appeared much happier (and slimmer) in recent weeks.

Of course, this is Kris Jenner we’re talking about, so not surprisingly, the main reason she’s had a change of heart about Blac has to do with the bottom line. 

“Kris sees these two as a major money-making asset for the family brand and she’s wheeling and dealing all kinds of projects for them, including their own six-part reality show and exclusives for a massive summer wedding,” the source tells Radar Online.

Another Kardashian televised wedding? What could go wrong?!

View Slideshow: Blac Chyna and Rob Kardashian: Their Relationship In 14 Photos

Lindsay Lohan Attempts to Endorse Hillary Clinton, Ends Up Sounding Dumb

Every so often, Lindsay Lohan decides to wade into the weird world of politics.

It’s not like she’s the first washed-up, orange, delusional relic from the early 2000s to do so, so you’d think she’d fit right in. Sadly Lindsay’s idiocy is such that she stands out in even the dumbest of crowds:

Linds posted the photo on the right on her Instagram page earlier this week, and it seems she can really relate to…Hillary Clinton’s testimony during the Benghazi hearings?

Check out Lindsay’s batsh-t, hashtag-happy string of rambling nonsense that accompanied the pic.

“I couldn’t understand you more. #lindsaylohan2020 #imthegirlinschoolthatwasfriendswitheveryone #nomatterwhat you can only judge a book by its cover (look at the blurred lines) all, together, could, be, done. Everyone is entitled to their own opinion and that can change at the blink of an eye. Be patient. It’s a virtue.”

Um…right on. Feel the burn…in your nose from all the cocaine you did before you wrote that.

As we said, this isn’t the first time that Lindsay picked up an eight-ball from Sean Penn’s dealer and was suddenly filled with the desire to change the world.

However, this might be the first time that Lindsay didn’t just align herself with whatever candidate can score the best booger sugar.

In 2014, Lohan endorsed a known cocaine smuggler in his campaign to become president of Brazil.

Last year, she gave a public shout-out to Pablo Escobar – the notorious Colombian drug lord who basically supplied the US with all of its coke in the ’80s and early ’90s.

We’re not sure why Linds chose Hillary to support in this year’s race for the White House. Maybe she heard “Clinton” and “blow” in the same sentence and got confused.