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Friday, July 29, 2016
Chloe Grace Moretz Sets Aside Khloe Kardashian Feud to Endorse Hillary Clinton
Last night, Hillary Clinton accepted the Democrat’s nomination and became the first female major-party candidate in United States history.
It was a historic moment, and some of Hollywood’s biggest stars were on hand to celebrate.
Bradley Cooper was at the DNC to support Clinton and prove once and for all that he is not actually an American sniper.
Katy Perry sang at the convention and sadly, she didn’t take advantage of the opportunity to throw shade at Taylor Swift.
Katy was an apt choice, as like Clinton, she has experience butting heads with a privileged blonde who weirdly appeals to Southerners.
Speaking of feuds, Chloe Grace Moretz – who, over the past week, has become wrapped up in an increasingly ugly war with Khloe Kardashian – took time to encourage young people to register to vote.
The 19-year-old actress shared the story of her own registration process and offered some inspiring words on what it meant:
“It took just a minute,” she said, “but it gave me the power of a lifetime, the power to make my voice heard and to shape the future of our country.”
“So just imagine, imagine what can happen if we all make our voices heard this November at the ballot box,” the Kick-Ass star said.
“We can elect a president who will fight to give every American a chance to graduate from college debt-free. We can elect a president who will fight for equal pay for equal work.”
Inspiring stuff that’s reminiscent of Kendall Jenner’s “get out the vote” campaign.
All-in-all, it must have been a confusing night for the Kardashian-Jenner clan.
A candidate that Kim endorsed accepted the nomination; a singer they’re friends with gave the performance, but someone that Khloe’s been harassing on Twitter gave one of the night’s most talked-about speeches.
This election is tearing the family apart, and someone needs to make the Kardashians great again!
Just kidding, they were never great.
Wednesday, June 29, 2016
Duggar Family to Endorse Donald Trump?!
They say politics makes strange bedfellows, and it doesn’t get any stranger than the rumored alliance between a massive clan of Arkansas evangelicals and an Ivy League-educated New York City billionaire who likes to brag about his Hollywood connections and massive dong.
Yes, despite the fact that the man has shown little interest in religion for the majority of his 70 years, it looks as though Donald Trump may soon receive the support of the pious and scandal-plagued Duggar clan.
The family has made no official endorsement, and it’s possible they never will, but the Duggar family is so massive it’s basically its own voting bloc … and it seems they have every intention of casting their ballots for the Donald.
In the past, the family has been very active in politics, with Jim Bob serving in the Arkansas House of Representatives for three years and making an unsuccessful bid for U.S. Senate in 2002.
Disgraced eldest son Josh Duggar was briefly a lobbyist for the arch-conservative Family Research Counsel, but we’re guessing his short-lived career in Washington isn’t a favorite topic at the family dinner table.
In the past, the Duggars have supported Mike Huckabee, Rick Santorum and other candidates, but this year they’ve been slow to make an endorsement because they’re upset with the way the DNC clearly favored Hillary Clinton over Bernie Sanders throughout the primary process.
Just kidding, it’s because there are no Bible-thumpers in the race.
But apparently Trump encouraging his base to pick up the good book if they can’t get their hands on a copy of The Art of the Deal is good enough for the Duggars.
So how do we know the Dugz are Trumpeters?
Well, if they are supporting Trump, they’re keeping it on the down-low, but eagle-eyed Duggar supporters took notice of an interesting tweet that Jill’s husband, Derick Dillard, posted yesterday:
“Jill and I enjoy staying connected with our home church and watching our weekly service live #rogers #centralamerica.”
Along with the text, Derick tweeted this photo of Duggar family minister Ronnie Floyd:
Granted, neither candidate is mentioned by name, but we think it’s safe to say ol’ Fire-and-Brimstone Floyd prooooobably won’t be voting for Hillary.
And it looks like as Floyd goes, so go the Duggars.
Several Duggars are over 18, and none of them have been convicted of any felonies (yet) so it looks live the Donald can’t count on a few more votes coming his way in Arkansas (which he’s all but guaranteed to win anyway).
Wednesday, February 17, 2016
Lindsay Lohan Attempts to Endorse Hillary Clinton, Ends Up Sounding Dumb
Every so often, Lindsay Lohan decides to wade into the weird world of politics.
It’s not like she’s the first washed-up, orange, delusional relic from the early 2000s to do so, so you’d think she’d fit right in. Sadly Lindsay’s idiocy is such that she stands out in even the dumbest of crowds:
Linds posted the photo on the right on her Instagram page earlier this week, and it seems she can really relate to…Hillary Clinton’s testimony during the Benghazi hearings?
Check out Lindsay’s batsh-t, hashtag-happy string of rambling nonsense that accompanied the pic.
“I couldn’t understand you more. #lindsaylohan2020 #imthegirlinschoolthatwasfriendswitheveryone #nomatterwhat you can only judge a book by its cover (look at the blurred lines) all, together, could, be, done. Everyone is entitled to their own opinion and that can change at the blink of an eye. Be patient. It’s a virtue.”
Um…right on. Feel the burn…in your nose from all the cocaine you did before you wrote that.
As we said, this isn’t the first time that Lindsay picked up an eight-ball from Sean Penn’s dealer and was suddenly filled with the desire to change the world.
However, this might be the first time that Lindsay didn’t just align herself with whatever candidate can score the best booger sugar.
In 2014, Lohan endorsed a known cocaine smuggler in his campaign to become president of Brazil.
Last year, she gave a public shout-out to Pablo Escobar – the notorious Colombian drug lord who basically supplied the US with all of its coke in the ’80s and early ’90s.
We’re not sure why Linds chose Hillary to support in this year’s race for the White House. Maybe she heard “Clinton” and “blow” in the same sentence and got confused.