Miley Cyrus Gets Spanked by Easter Bunny, Earns Internet Ire

When people say that “He is Risen” in regard to Easter, they are talking about the resurrection of Jesus Christ.

But when Miley Cyrus implies that something is rising, she’s referring to the penis of her male social media followers in reaction to a series of raunchy images.

So we assume, at least.

We say this because the singer has shared a number of tantalizing pictures in celebration of this holy holiday, using the occasion of Easter to dress in very little clothing and to act all naughty with a certain famous bunny.

Miley didn’t include any captions with any of these seductive pieces of footage…

… but what is there to really say about them?

The snapshots hearken back to Miley’s X-rated, foam-finger waving days of 2013, which is fine and dandy.

Heck, it’s likely even encouraged by many fans out there, many of whom can’t get enough of Cyrus showing a lot of skin.

The thing is, Easter is, like, a really big deal for Christians.

It’s all about Jesus’ rebirth and it means a lot and it may not be exactly proper for Cyrus to recognize it by acting like a Playboy bunny while frolicking with the Easter bunny.

“I hope we get another Bangerz album out of this,” wrote one social media user in response to this pictorial, while another joked:

“And the Easter Bunny is officially ruined for kids who follow her account.”

Others, however, took a bit more offense to Cyrus going all NC-17 on Easter of all days.

“Glad to see what a “supposedly religious” holiday looks like lol, smh I cant,” complained one commenter.

Cyrus, meanwhile, isn’t the only celebrity to come under fire for her Easter message.

Kim Kardashian actually kept her clothes on this past Sunday, but she still earned a great deal of backlash for sharing a photo of a cross with diamonds all around it.

In Kim’s case, critics were aghast that she chose to flaunt her wealth on this holiest of days.

For Cyrus, folks are peeved that she is flaunting a few other things.

And we bet occasional friend Justin Bieber is among those peeved.

“Jesus has changed my life,” Bieber wrote for his Easter message, which was a tad different from that of Miley.

He added this week:

“Easter is not about a bunny, it’s a reminder that my Jesus died on the cross for my sins and then rose from the dead defeating death!”

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Or, you know, it’s a reminder that Miley Cyrus has a nice body.

One of those two things.

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Stormy Daniels on 60 Minutes: I Spanked Donald Trump!

Stormy Daniels has extended her 15 minutes of fame by appearing on 60 Minutes.

The adult film actress sat down with Anderson Cooper on Sunday night, March 25, for an extensive interview about her alleged history with Donald Trump.

Her SEXUAL history, that is, of course, as Daniels has claimed on many occasions that she carried on an affair with the current President back in 2006.

She says she signed a $ 130,000 hush agreement with Trump"s attorney right before the Presidential election in 2016, but that it doesn"t now apply because Trump himself never signed it.

What did she reveal about this relationship in her 60 Minutes interview?

Scroll down for a look at the most significant revelations…

1. Why Did She Agree to This Interview?

Because people are just saying whatever they wanted to say about me, I was perfectly fine saying nothing at all, but I’m not okay with being made out to be a liar, or people thinking that I did this for money and people are like, “Oh, you’re an opportunist. You’re taking advantage of this. Yes, I’m getting more job offers now, but tell me one person who would turn down a job offer making more than they’ve been making, doing the same thing that they’ve always done?

2. They Made at a Golf Tournament in Lake Tahoe in 2006

Daniels says Trump opened their conversation by “just talking about himself… he’s like– ‘Have you seen my new magazine? … I was like, ‘Does this– does this normally work for you? ‘”

3. How Did Daniels React?

She says she spanked Trump with the magazine! “He turned around and pulled his pants down a little – you know had underwear on and stuff and I just gave him a couple swats.”

4. Did Trump Mention His Wife at All?

Melania Trump had recently given birth to the couple’s son. Daniels said she asked about the marrage and “he brushed it aside, said, “Oh yeah, yeah, you know, don’t worry about that… we have separate rooms and stuff."”

5. How Did Sex Get Put on the Table?

“I asked him if I could use his restroom and he said, “Yes, you know, it’s through those– through the bedroom, you’ll see it.” So I– I excused myself and I went to the– the restroom. You know, I was in there for a little bit and came out and he was sitting, you know, on the edge of the bed when I walked out, perched.”

6. And About the Sex?

Some quickfire answers here: It was consensual. Trump did not use a condom. Daniels was not attracted to him.

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