Kim Kardashian: My Vagina Tastes Like a Pineapple & Yours Can Too!

Pineapples don’t enjoy the greatest reputation in the US, and it’s not hard to see why they’re so maligned.

They’re hard to eat; they don’t carry much nutritional value; and ordering them on your pizza can get you permanently kicked out of your friend group.

But Kim Kardashian wants you to know a pineapple a day can change your life in one very important way.

“Google the benefits of pineapple juice,” Kim captioned the pic above.

We’re gonna go ahead and save you some time, by informing you that Kim is referring to the flavor of her vajayjay.

Yes, research has found that consumption of pineapples and pineapple juice can lead to a more flavorful hoo-hah.

But fellas, you don’t need to be left out of this medical breakthrough.

Studies have shown that gobbling up the pointy fruit can improve the taste of reproductive fluids for both sexes.

While that’s certainly valuable information, we’re more interested in what this post tells us about Kim’s sex life.

Courtesy of Amber Rose, we already know that Kanye enjoys a finger up his butt from time to time.

But apparently it’s not all about Kanye in bed — as it is in every other aspect of Yeezy’s life.

West is clearly not averse to taking some trips down south, but it seems he is a bit picky when he’s eating at the “Y.”

We know this because Kim has been about that pineapple life for several years now, which leads us to believe Kanye offers more feedback than a dozen irate Yelp users.

Kim first tweeted about her love of the genital-improving juice back in 2013, writing:

“How good is pineapple juice? All those amazing benefits!”

She added a licking-face emoji, to ensure that fans wouldn’t miss her meaning.

As longtime fans of Keeping Up With the Kardashians know, 2013 was also the year of the Great Kard Clan Vagina Smell-Off.

Yes, in one memorable episode (unless, of course, you’ve been successful in blocking the scene in question from your mind) Kim and Kourtney participated in a contest to determine who had the better smelling vadge.

Khloe was chosen as judge, of course.

Kim won with the help of a few cans of the good stuff from Dole.

Yes, it seems pineapple juice is to Kim what spinach is to Popeye.

We could be total buzzkills and point out that you probably need to drink a ridiculous amount of pineapple juice to alter the taste of your bodily fluids, but this is an area in which placebo effect is probably about 90 percent of the experience.

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The Real Housewives of Atlanta Season 9 Episode 6 Recap: Tastes Like Trouble

Sunday on The Real Housewives of Atlanta Season 9 Episode 6, Cynthia’s amicable divorce from Peter suddenly became a lot … less so.

What did he do that turned things upside down for the couple? And what about Porsha’s past emerged that she put a co-star on blast for?

If you watch The Real Housewives of Atlanta online, you’ll know that the ladies of Atlanta take threats very seriously. 

If you recall, we left off last with Phaedra Parks getting a bomb threat. However, that was quickly brushed under the rug when it emerged that it was not a bomb threat. 

The man who showed up at the wrong office was Phaedra’s friend, Drama. Yeah, the name definitely caused drama for Phaedra.

He showed up with some new music and somehow the others in the office seemed to think he had a bomb. 

Yeah, we’re buying it… NOT. 

However, Phaedra took issue with Drama being racially profiled. She seemed to think had he been white, it would not have went as far as it did. 

Elsewhere, Cynthia Bailey and Kenya Moore got their gossip on and started chatting about their boy trouble.

Kenya was first up and she revealed the news that Matt Jordan had run off to California after she shared an old pic of herself with Jay Z. 

The drama really never stops between this pair. I mean, it’s not like Jay Z is going to ditch Beyoncé to start making regular appearances on RHOA. 

Cynthia then lifted the lid on Peter going on The Wendy Williams Show and revealing some of the finer details of their relationship. 

Cynthia admitted it was holding up her divorce to Peter because they are struggling to stay on talking terms with each other. Talk about making a bad move, Peter!

Later, Kenya revealed that things between her and Matt were worse than ever. Was that really possible?

“He just came up to the door and kicked the window. He broke the window in the garage.”  

Well, he kicked her door in! Yes, he’s done that before, but something tells us Kenya is not going to be taking him back in a hurry. 

Cynthia then revealed that Matt may not be the man for Kenya and that she should think about what has been happening and whether he is worth the trouble.

When Kenya came off the phone, she broke down to one to a producer. 

“I feel like he’s a good person, but he’s just so f–ked up. He really is, but he just has demons,” she cried.

“I just wasn’t the nicest person to him in the beginning and it’s like he holds onto all of that. I just think he resents me, and at this point I just don’t know what to do. I really love him but sometimes I just I don’t want to be fighting with him all the time.”

Matt asked to go to Kenya’s house to have a chat. She agreed. 

When Matt arrived, he was not impressed the film crew was still there and the pair got into another heated argument.

After a few back and forth words, he left. 

And that was that!

Is this really the end of the line for the couple, or is there more drama for them ahead?

We’ll need to stay tuned to find out!

What did you think of all the drama? Sound off below!

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