Vick Gunvalson and Shannon Beador went under the knife.
Monday’s episode of The Real Housewives of Orange County chronicled each of the two women’s cosmetic surgery procedures.
Vicki went with a lower face and neck life, which was scheduled to last five hours. Yes, that’s a long time to go under the knife.
There was an especially scary moment at the top of the hour when Vicki was asked if she wanted to be resuscitated if her surgery went south.
“‘I do want to be resuscitated. I’ve got a lot of things to do this week,” she said with a grin in response.
You can always rely on the OG of the OC to throw in some comic relief to an otherwise serious scene.
The nurse went on to admit that the drugs could pose some side effects, and Vicki was not done making fun of it.
“It makes your hoo-ha buzz?” she quipped.
“Because I’ve had so many surgeries, I kinda sorta know what the hoo-ha buzz is.”
If you wanted to know what procedures Vicki had in the past, then she was all too happy to dish the goodies in a confessional.
She had work done on her chin, nose, tummy, eyes, and her breasts. We’re inclined to believe she already knew all about the side effects.
As for Shannon, she opted for an eye procedure because she wanted to look the best as she continued her return to the dating game.
Vicki woke up shortly after her procedure and continued to have some of the wittiest responses ever.
“Am I pretty? Do I look like Vicki?” she questioned.
“Yeah you look like Vicki wrapped up in a towel,” Steve told her.
“And ten years younger,” yelled a nurse.
Steve then took the love of his life to the Monarch Beach Resort because she wanted to recover in luxury, but she was cautious that anyone laid eyes on her.
As for Shannon, she made her way home after the surgery and was visited by Kelly Dodd and Gina Kirshenheiter when she got home.
Things took an awkward turn when Gina started talking about the Jamaica trip, admitting that there was “a lot of talk about your mental health.”
Gina continued to talk about it, even going as far as throwing Tamra under the bus for talking smack about her supposed friend.
Shannon seemed happy to know what was being said but admitted in a confessional that her recovery was no the time or the place to open up about it.
In true Real Housewives fashion, it didn’t take long for Tamra to get wind of what was being said.
“I would like to hear your side before I lose my s***,” said Tamra to Gina as she sharpened her blade.
We are obviously kidding about the blade part, but Tamra was pissed.
“I said your best friends are concerned for you,” Gina countered, before saying that she wanted to make Shannon aware that she was being spoken about.
“I didn’t expect this from Gina at all, she is New York Gina with her loyalty, and you are going to throw me under the bus? Oh no,” said Tamra.
But Gina was adamant she was not trying to cause drama, and swiftly realized that the issue here was Shannon.
Shannon apparently took what Gina said and made it into something it wasn’t.
While Tamra was furious with her friends, she got a little bit of good news in her home life.
Eddie was still struggling with his heart defect but found out he was going to be treated for it.
He was tired of not being able to do what he wanted but vowed to be back to doing normal things as soon as possible.
“Like b**ing your wife?” laughed Tamra.
Okay, that’s all for another week.
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