DeSean Jackson Says Chip Kelly"s a "Big-Time Weirdo"

Think DeSean Jackson’s over the beef with Chip Kelly? Nope.  The NFL star was at LAX when he was asked about his old Philadelphia Eagles coach — but before the photog could finish the question, D-Jack shut him down. “We don’t even talk about…

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Kylie Jenner: I"m Tired of Being a Weirdo!

As we"ve been learning on Kylie Jenner"s new show, Life of Kylie, it"s not easy being a super hot, super famous 20-year-old woman who also happens to be a literal millionaire.

It"s actually really, really hard — not that you"d understand.

Because, see, even though Kylie doesn"t have to worry about money, probably for the rest of her whole entire life, and even though she owns multiple mansions and has none of the worries that the vast, vast majority of the world"s population deal with on a daily basis …

Sorry, where were we?

Let"s try again.

Even though Kylie is privileged beyond most people"s wildest dreams, she still has problems.

For instance, she has to deal with people talking about her selfies and her relationships, and she"s, like, the biggest outcast.

She didn"t even get to go to prom, guys. This girl"s had a tough life, and that"s undeniable.

And now, thanks to this sneak peek for the new episode of Life of Kylie, we"re learning about yet another struggle she"s facing …

The struggle of what kind of hairstyle she wants her stylists to give her.

"Honestly, like, guys, I don"t want to disappoint anybody, but I just want my hair long and black and pretty," she whines to her team.

Since she knows this is going to be such a blow to these people, she tries to compromise, telling them that she can try on wigs on Fridays for photos.

"I don"t want to be a weirdo," she laments. "I don"t want to pull up with purple hair. I"m over it."

Then, in a voiceover, Kylie explains that she"s always tried "to be different" and to "do new things."

As we all know, she was the first person ever to dye her hair unnatural colors — as she says, "not everyone was dyeing their hair blue or green" when she started the trend.

Then, back with her stylists, she complains that "I"m over keeping up with this lifestyle of crazy hair and wigs and sh-t!"

Poor, poor Kylie.

Her makeup artist suggests that she makes a move to a more natural look, and she agrees, and even adds "With my tits out!"

Whose idea was it to give Kylie her own show? Because all she"s doing so far is boring viewers to death and making herself look bad.

Watch Kylie"s latest pity party in the video below:

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JoJo Fletcher Explains WHY THE HELL She Kept Drunken Weirdo Daniel

After watching Monday"s season premiere of The Bachelorette, fans undoubtedly engaged in some deep intellectual discourse over JoJo Fletcher"s choices.

Most specifically, WHY ON EARTH DID SHE GIVE A ROSE TO THAT WEIRDO DANIEL??

If you watched, you know that he first awkwardly tried to recreate the popular "Damn, Daniel" meme by exclaiming, "Damn, JoJo" during their one-on-one, then made her feel dumb when she wasn"t familiar with the trend.

Then he got sloppy drunk in the house and took off all his clothes, save for a pair of barely-there bikini briefs.

And then this happened:

Okay, JoJo admits she didn"t see that part. 

But she did see him strip out of his formal wear and dive into the pool, even though it wasn"t a pool party.

He was definitely the standout freak of the evening, and that"s saying a lot given a different dude came and stayed the entire duration dressed as Santa Claus.

JoJo explained to E! News why she extended a rose to Daniel over five other suitors who didn"t make complete asses of themselves.

"Everyone"s like, "Why did you keep Daniel?!"" she started.

Yeah. Why??

"He was some comedic relief for me that night," she said. Okay, we"ll give him that.

"I was like, this guy has to be different when he"s not just hammered right now," she added. "So I just wanted to give him the benefit of the doubt."

Um, alright. But here"s our guess. ABC is the party that really wanted to keep him around, because people tune in for the crazies, and maybe he"ll get naked again or play the harmonica with his butt.

With Daniel around, anything can happen.

Check out The Bachelorette spoilers to see if Daniel sticks around till the end.