Abby Lee Miller: My Life is HELL!

As previously reported, Abby Lee Miller may be going to jail.

But the irritating Dance Moms star, who pleaded guilty to bankruptcy fraud in June, will not learn her fate until December.

Her sentencing has been delayed from October until the final month of the year.

This isn’t cause for Miller to celebrate, however.

She said this week on the podcast Allegedly that everything sucks and we should all feel terrible for her. More or less, that is.

“It’s a fact of life, I made mistakes,” Miller told hosts Theo Von and Matthew Cole Weiss on Monday. “I thought I was doing the right thing, I thought I had guidance. I thought I was on the up and up, and I wasn’t.”

Yeah, look: we’re not about to waste a second of our day feeling any sort of pity for Abby Lee Miller.

First, we often watch Dance Moms online. She’s an abusive bully. 

Second: Miller has admitted in court that she concealed assets and lied about her income after filing for bankruptcy back in 2010.

Specifically, she did not reveal to authorities payments of more than $ 755,000 that she earned from TV show appearances, merchandise and dance lessons at her studio.

Is this sort of crime akin to murder? No, obviously.

But it’s not a crime of passion or emotion, either. (NOTE: WE are totally not condoning murder.)

It’s a drawn out, elaborate scheme, the kind that can only be committed by spoiled rich people. (Just ask Teresa Giudice and Joe Giudice.)

Please do not try to tell us you thought you were doing any kind of “right thing” here, Abby. Do not insult our intelligence.

“I think if I didn’t have a sense of humor and I couldn’t crack some jokes now and then I would have already gone insane,” Miller added on the podcast, admitting that she’s “scared to death” of going to prison and referring the situation as “humiliating and embarrassing.”

Good, we say!

Miller faces up to 10 years in prison.

But sources say she’ll likely serve between 24-30 months… and would anyone really be surprised if she gets off with an even lighter sentence?

“If I can be an example from other people, you really have to learn. I did all the things I thought I should do, and I still screwed up, big time,” she whined this week.

“I’m not going to deny anything, they were my mistakes. I am taking full responsibility for them, I have to.

“There’s no passing the buck. … If I did it wrong, I was wrong.”

There’s no IF, Abby. You did wrong. You pleaded guilty to your crimes.

And you are no martyr. Do not set yourself up as someone from whom other people can learn.

Other people do not have $ 775,000 they can hide from the government.

“I have great friends, unfortunately they’re around the country, they’re not here,” she said before breaking down into tears.

“It used to be the moms until recently and I don’t know, you know.”

No, we don’t know. We’ve never committed financial fraud.

In conclusion, Miller says the following:

“I want people to know that I’m human … I’ve been through Hell.”

Go ahead and pity Abby Lee Miller at your own risk.

But you know what we always say: do not do the nauseating white collar crime if you cannot do the time.

Also: You suck so very much, Abby Lee Miller.

Calvin Harris Breaks Silence on Taylor Swift Split: It Was HELL!

Taylor Swift just broke up with Tom Hiddleston.

That summer fling has apparently been flung.

But you can go elsewhere to read about what went wrong between Swift and Hiddleston.

We’re here to talk about that OTHER famous Taylor Swift relationship from 2016:

Remember when she was dating Calvin Harris?

It’s true!

The singer and the DJ were together, for, like, 15 months, splitting this spring… just before Swift was caught canoodling with Hiddleston.

Now, in a cover story with British GQ, Harris opens up about his relationship with Swift and his subsequent break-up in more detail than ever before.

“It’s very difficult when something I consider so personal plays out very publicly,” Harris tells the publication.

“The aftermath of the relationship was way more heavily publicized than the relationship itself. When we were together, we were very careful for it not to be a media circus.

“She respected my feelings in that sense. I’m not good at being a celebrity.”

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So it sounds like Harris was pretty content while actually dating Swift.

But then after the relationship ended? That’s when things really got crazy.

Although Harris puts it in even more blunt terms.

“All hell broke loose,” he says. “Now I see that Twitter thing as a result of me succumbing to pressure. It took me a minute to realize that none of that matters.

“I’m a positive guy.

“For both of us it was the wrong situation. It clearly wasn’t right, so it ended, but all of the stuff that happened afterwards…”

Harris here is referring to the beef he got into with Swift over the songwriting credit on “This is What You Came For.”

After Taylor tried to claim that she was actually the main person responsible for that smash single, Harris could not sit back in silence any longer.

“I wrote the music, produced the song, arranged it and cut the vocals,” Harris Tweeted in July.

And then he took it to another, amazing level, writing the following as a follow-up:

Hurtful to me at this point that her and her team would go so far out of their way to try and make ME look bad at this stage.

I figure if you’re happy in your new relationship you should focus on that instead of trying to tear your ex bf down for something to do.

I know you’re off tour and you need someone new to try and bury like Katy ETC but I’m not that guy, sorry. I won’t allow it.

Please focus on the positive aspects of YOUR life because you’ve earned a great one.

Wow. No one had ever called out Taylor Swift like that before.

But it sounds like Harris sort of regrets doing so now.

View Slideshow: Taylor Swift and Calvin Harris Show Off Beach Bodies, Each Other

It was completely the wrong instinct,” he says in hindsight.

“I was protecting what I see as my one talent in the world being belittled. It felt like things were piling on top of me and that was when I snapped.”

Pretty open stuff here from Harris, huh?

He really does seem like a decent, regular guy.

And also a lucky one: according to new reports, Harris is now dating Eiza Gonzalez.

Way to rebound there, Calvin! You got up high and snagged quite the catch with that one.

Taylor Swift Hell Week: How Can the Singer Recover From 7 Days of Scandal?

Last night, Kim Kardashian offered one hell of a grand finale to what many were already describing as the worst week of Taylor Swift’s career.

Taylor’s hell week began with the bizarre revelation that the singer may have broken up with Calvin Harris over a song.

Specifically, insiders say she was pissed because Harris failed to give her her due for co-writing his hit “This Is What You Came For” (even though the couple agreed in advance that putting Swift’s name on the song would overshadow its musical merits).

Harris confirmed the rumor in a scathing Twitter rant about Swift and her calculated attempts to “bury” rival artists, such as himself and longtime rival Katy Perry.

That resulted in the “Taylor Swift is Over Party,” during which diehard members of Team Harris and Team Perry flocked to Twitter to express their joy over what they perceived to be the singer’s downfall:

View Slideshow: Taylor Swift Is Over Party: Twitter Users Celebrate Singer’s Downfall

Now, bizarrely, Taylor is wrapped up in another controversy over what she did or didn’t know about a hit single prior to its recording.

This time, the accusations come from Kim Kardashian, who says that despite Swift’s claims to the contrary, the singer knew all about Kanye West’s “Famous” (and its derogatory lyrics) long before the song was even recorded.

Obviously, Taylor is no stranger to feuds and mini-scandals but can her career and her reputation recover from back-to-back-to-back bludgeonings like this?

The answer: Yes, but it won’t be easy, and it may be a long time before we see the “carefree media darling #SquadGoals” Taylor that we’ve become accustomed to in the 21 months since she made the transition from crossover upstart to full-blown pop culture sensation with the release of 1989.

In the past, Taylor has thrived on turmoil in her personal life, but she seems to have put an effort to leave that image behind her with her seemingly stable (albeit oddly fast-moving) relationship with Tom Hiddleston.

But just because she’d hung up her guns, that doesn’t mean Swift can’t dust off the burn book full of Carly Simon-esque, roman a clef story-songs one last time to fire some thinly veiled shots at her new crop of rivals.

Taylor clarified her position on Kim’s bombshell on Instagram today, and you can expect that to be her last word on the matter for the time being. 

(She’s already sicced her lawyers on Kanye, so she may not even be allowed to discuss things further.)

In fact, the 26-year-old may stay off social media for a while until the dust settles.

But you can be sure that sometime in the next few months, Taylor will drop a diss track that’ll make Bad Blood like Kumbaya.

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Calvin Harris Dating Tinashe as Taylor Swift Hell Week Continues

In case you somehow missed it, Taylor Swift is having the worst week ever.

It’s been feud, followed by scandal, followed by public humiliation for Taylor ever since the world learned that Swift and Calvin Harris fought over a song before their recent breakup.

That was followed by the “Taylor Swift is Over Party” on Twitter, during which Katy Perry and other rivals reveled in what they perceived as the singer’s downfall.

It was arguably the low point of the signer’s career up to that time.

And it was quickly followed by another round of bombshells:

On last night’s episode of Keeping Up With the Kardashians, Kim went off on Taylor for lying about being blindsided by the unflattering lyrics to Kanye West’s “Famous.”

Shortly thereafter, Kim Snapchatted video of a phone conversation in which Kanye and Taylor discussed the lyrics, thus exposing Taylor as being at least partially dishonest on the matter.

Devastating stuff from a PR angle.

But if you thought that would be the end of Swift’s embarrassment, think again:

Page Six is now reporting that Swift’s ex Calvin Harris is officially dating popular 23-year-old singer Tinashe:

“They have been seeing each other on the DL,” a source tells the tabloid.

“It’s only been weeks, so it’s still pretty casual right now.”

For the uninitiated, Tinashe’s debut studio album Aquarius became a modest hit thanks in part to A-list collaborations from the likes of Calvin.

Now, the young songstress can add “contributor to #TaylorSwiftHellWeek” to her list of accomplishments.

Good for her!

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JoJo Fletcher Explains WHY THE HELL She Kept Drunken Weirdo Daniel

After watching Monday"s season premiere of The Bachelorette, fans undoubtedly engaged in some deep intellectual discourse over JoJo Fletcher"s choices.

Most specifically, WHY ON EARTH DID SHE GIVE A ROSE TO THAT WEIRDO DANIEL??

If you watched, you know that he first awkwardly tried to recreate the popular "Damn, Daniel" meme by exclaiming, "Damn, JoJo" during their one-on-one, then made her feel dumb when she wasn"t familiar with the trend.

Then he got sloppy drunk in the house and took off all his clothes, save for a pair of barely-there bikini briefs.

And then this happened:

Okay, JoJo admits she didn"t see that part. 

But she did see him strip out of his formal wear and dive into the pool, even though it wasn"t a pool party.

He was definitely the standout freak of the evening, and that"s saying a lot given a different dude came and stayed the entire duration dressed as Santa Claus.

JoJo explained to E! News why she extended a rose to Daniel over five other suitors who didn"t make complete asses of themselves.

"Everyone"s like, "Why did you keep Daniel?!"" she started.

Yeah. Why??

"He was some comedic relief for me that night," she said. Okay, we"ll give him that.

"I was like, this guy has to be different when he"s not just hammered right now," she added. "So I just wanted to give him the benefit of the doubt."

Um, alright. But here"s our guess. ABC is the party that really wanted to keep him around, because people tune in for the crazies, and maybe he"ll get naked again or play the harmonica with his butt.

With Daniel around, anything can happen.

Check out The Bachelorette spoilers to see if Daniel sticks around till the end.

 

 

Kim Kardashian Praises Brother: He"ll Be the Best Dad!

Rob Kardashian isn’t the only member of his family excited about the prospect of fatherhood.

A day after Rob gushed over Blac Chyna and the “beautiful” baby his fiancee will give birth to later this year, Kim Kardashian was asked about her once-estranged sibling.

Those who watch Keeping Up with the Kardashians online are surely aware that Kim once slammed Rob for having “no loyalty.”

And now he’s set to marry one of his family’s chief rivals.

No way could Kim be happy for him, right? WRONG.

“It’s so exciting. It’s a really exciting time for him,” Kim told Entertainment Tonight at a party in Cannes on Thursday.

She added:  “I think he’ll be the best dad. He’s really just such a good, good person.”

Kardashian was in France to help celebrate the Cannes Film Festival, but don’t worry: She is not acting in any of the movies being shown there.

Rob and Blac Chyna stunned the galaxy when they announced their pregnancy earlier this month, just a few weeks after getting engaged in April.

This will be the reality star’s first child and the model’s second child; she has a three-year-old son named King Cairo with Tyga.

So, are Kim and husband Kanye West passing on parenting advice to first-time-dad-to-be?

“We give him – I think more me – gives him advice and it’s just been a really fun time,” Kardashian, a mother of two, replied. “I’m really happy for them.

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Okay, fine. Great. Whatever.

Enough with the baby talk. Let’s focus on what’s important: Kim’s weight!!!!

She has finally achieved her weight loss goal, right?

“I have a few pounds still to go, but I want to be before pre-baby, like five years ago,” she explained. “In that, I still have 15 to go. But I’m happy and I feel confident and very happy.”

Phew. We were really concerned there for a little while.

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Gwen Stefani & Gavin Rossdale Divorce: He"ll Get HOW MUCH??

Gwen Stefani and Gavin Rossdale have reached an agreement in their divorce settlement, and the details may surprise some.

Fans speculated whether Rossdale would take his wife to the cleaners since the two never signed a prenuptial agreement (ah, romance!) and she’s worth a hellulva lot more than he is.

According to California law, Rossdale is legally entitled to half of the assets the couple earned during their 13-year marriage.

However, a source tells People that the Bush front man is settling for less and allowing Gwen to take the majority of their property.

The two will share 50-50 joint custody of their three sons, Kingston, 9, Zuma, 7, and Apollo, 2. Rossdale is not seeking child support.

Rossdale’s guilt may have played a role in the settlement.

After the couple split in August last year, it was widely reported that Rossdale’s torrid affair with the nanny is what prompted Gwen to leave.

Rossdale would’ve gone from major douche to King Douche if he tried to cash in after pulling such a deplorable (if not classically trite) move.

Stefani, on the other hand, seems to be on top of the world these days.

She scored her first number one album last month with “This Is What the Truth Feels Like,” part of which she wrote while going through the breakup.

And you may have heard about her little dalliance with country star and fellow The Voice coach Blake Shelton.

Engagement rumors surround this couple every other week, and now that Gwen’s nearly a free woman, perhaps the two will make it official for real.

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Gwen Stefani & Gavin Rossdale Divorce: He"ll Get HOW MUCH??

Gwen Stefani and Gavin Rossdale have reached an agreement in their divorce settlement, and the details may surprise some.

Fans speculated whether Rossdale would take his wife to the cleaners since the two never signed a prenuptial agreement (ah, romance!) and she’s worth a hellulva lot more than he is.

According to California law, Rossdale is legally entitled to half of the assets the couple earned during their 13-year marriage.

However, a source tells People that the Bush front man is settling for less and allowing Gwen to take the majority of their property.

The two will share 50-50 joint custody of their three sons, Kingston, 9, Zuma, 7, and Apollo, 2. Rossdale is not seeking child support.

Rossdale’s guilt may have played a role in the settlement.

After the couple split in August last year, it was widely reported that Rossdale’s torrid affair with the nanny is what prompted Gwen to leave.

Rossdale would’ve gone from major douche to King Douche if he tried to cash in after pulling such a deplorable (if not classically trite) move.

Stefani, on the other hand, seems to be on top of the world these days.

She scored her first number one album last month with “This Is What the Truth Feels Like,” part of which she wrote while going through the breakup.

And you may have heard about her little dalliance with country star and fellow The Voice coach Blake Shelton.

Engagement rumors surround this couple every other week, and now that Gwen’s nearly a free woman, perhaps the two will make it official for real.

View Slideshow: 17 Most Expensive Celebrity Divorces EVER

Kit Harington Drops Game of Thrones Bombshell, FINALLY Reveals If He"ll Be in Season 6!

The premier of Game of Thrones Season 6 is just a few weeks away, and though a few spoilers have already hit the web (Do not watch any interviews with Ian McShane if you enjoy surprises!) several big questions remain unanswered.

Number one on the list, of course, is the matter of whether or not Jon Snow is really dead.

Despite the fact that we saw him suffer numerous stab wounds and bleed out in the snow (an apt end, if ever there was one) in the Season 5 finale, logic dictates that the newly-minted Lord Commander of the Night’s Watch will return to brood another day.

After all, the barrier between life and death is quite porous in Westeros, and there might be no character more crucial to the resolution of the show’s main conflicts than Jon.

Sure, George R.R. Martin and his TV counterparts, D.B. Weiss and Devid Benioff, have demonstrated their willingness to kill off beloved and seemingly vital characters in the past, but with the possible exceptions of Tyrion and Denerys, no man, woman or dragon in Westeros is as important to the show’s many as-yet unconnected plot threads as Jon Snow.

And we won’t even get into the leading Game of Thrones finale theory, to which Snow is central.

All of this is just a long of saying that until today, the smart money would be on actor Kit Harington returning to the show that made him famous and ultimately uniting the Seven Kingdoms, which makes Kit’s recent comments to TimeOut London all the more shocking.

“Look, I’m not in the show any more. I’m definitely not in the new series,” Harington told the publication point-blank.

Asked if he’s filmed any scenes for the upcoming season, Harington replies, “Look, I’m not in the show any more. I’m definitely not in the new series.”

Sigh. We like to think you wouldn’t lie to us, Kit…but either you’re full of it, or you know nothing, Jon Snow. 

Scott Disick: To Hell With Rehab, I"m Partying in Mexico!!

They say a leopard can’t change his spots.

In this case, by “leopard” we mean Scott Disick, and by spots we mean “life of substance abuse and debauchery.”

Yep, it appears that Scott is spending some time in Puerto Vallarta, drinking and partying with models while staying with fellow renowned d-bag, Girls Gone Wild creator Joe Francis, in his home.

“It’s very safe to say Scott is no longer interested in recovery,” a source told E! News.

“He’s been drinking and partying for the last several weeks. This is what he wants. This is what he’s choosing. The friends he’s hanging out with aren’t helping.”

These “friends” may not be helping, but he’s also allegedly requiring some of them (his hookups) to sign non-disclosure agreements if they wish to spend the night with the disgraced reality star.

Guess he doesn’t want anyone to kiss-and-tell (or tweet, or snap or Instagram) about his overindulgences.

Lord forbid (see what we did there?) any of these tales get back to his ex and baby mama Kourtney Kardashian.

Kourtney has made it clear that Scott is not to see their three children if he continues to drink or use drugs. 

Scott has been to rehab on numerous occasions, but it appears he just can’t make it stick.

While he appeared to be on the mend for a few months there, he reportedly relapsed during a trip to New York City, where many sources spotted him partying.

We were really rooting for Scott, but choosing alcohol over his kids is an unforgivable offense.

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Bachelor Ben Higgins on Fiance: "I Put Her Through Hell and Back"

The season 20 finale of The Bachelor doesn’t air for another two weeks, but as we reported yesterday, we do know that Ben Higgins is engaged.

And though Ben doesn’t reveal to whom he bestowed that final rose, our Bachelor Spoilers gave us the answer long ago.

OR DID THEY?

On Monday’s episode, Ben revealed that he was in love with two of the contestants, JoJo Fletcher and Lauren Bushnell, and he told them so.

Clearly, professing your love for two women on camera for all the world to see presents a bit of conflict – not only for Ben, but for the two apples of his eye.

Ben loves two but can only pick one. The one who isn’t picked has to live with that rejection. But the one who does get picked has to deal with the knowledge that her fiance is in love with someone else.

We’re guessing Ben didn’t really think ahead on that one.

Now here’s the twist (LOOK AWAY if you don’t want spoilers)… 

Ben picked Lauren. But sources say she was so freaked out about his love for JoJo that it caused the couple unsurmountable problems, leaving some to believe he ultimately went with option #2. 

So who’s the fiance? We don’t know, but according to Ben, it hasn’t been easy for her.

“I’ve had tough conversations,” Ben told Us Weekly. “I put her through hell and back.”

Dang. We kinda wish the camera was rolling for those convos. That’s where the friggin’ gold is.

“We continue to move forward because we continue to communicate,” insisted Higgins. “She’s been supportive and loving, and ultimately we’re going to get through it. We have gotten through it.”

Still, Ben says he has no regrets about telling the two women he loved them, because no one ever likes to admit they regret things.

“You can go back and regret things,” he says, “but it put me in a place now where I’m very happy.”

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Paul McCartney Denied Entry to Tyga"s Grammy Party, Hell Freezes Over

I will not live in a world where Paul McCartney is not allowed into a party hosted by Tyga.

The Beatles legend (L-E-G-E-N-D) was filmed by TMZ trying to get into at Grammy Awards afterparty at the Argyle in Hollywood with Beck and Foo Fighters drummer Taylor Hawkins.

Thinking it would be a piece of cake to show his face (see: L-E-G-E-N-D), Sir Paul and his friends arrived at the back entrance to the club.  The videographer was asking McCartney to name his his favorite Rolling Stones song, and caught the whole thing on camera.

Beck hung in the background, wide-eyed with disbelief, as McCartney tried to wrap his head around the fact that he wasn"t allowed into the party.

Because he"s a class act, McCartney didn"t throw a fit or take to Twitter to complain about today"s youth.

Instead, he had a laugh.

"How VIP do we gotta get?" McCartney joked to his friends.  "We need another hit." 

So, off McCartney and his friends went to Hyde, where they toasted their age and cool factor at the Republic Records Grammy party.

The videographer tried to get a quote from Tyga as he left the party, but it was all a bunch of mumbles.

Bow Wow, on the other hand, couldn"t believe that McCartney couldn"t get into the party.

"Wait, wait.  Time out.  THE Paul McCartney came to Argyle?  And they would not let Paul McCartney in? There"s not way that you"re telling me that."

Then some other kid came up to the camera to talk about how much cooler than are than McCartney because they"re young, and I wept into my discman.  

The Vampire Diaries Season 7 Episode 9 Recap: Drag Them to Hell

So much for sleeping in heavenly peace.

On The Vampire Diaries Season 7 Episode 9, the brothers Salvatore found themselves on the losing end of a feud with Julian, ending their run on Thursday nights in a similar predicament.

Watch The Vampire Diaries Season 7 Episode 9 Online

Indeed, when The Vampire Diaries Season 7 returns on Friday (yes, Friday!), January 29, Damon and Stefan will each be living through their own personal versions of Hell.

The siblings tried to team up in order to take down their late mother’s lover and, simply put, they failed.

After tracking Julian to his hometown and then getting into a fight over whether they could defeat him and the small army he built up there, Stefan and Damon returned home.

The latter didn’t really care about avenging his mom’s death, but Stefan would not let the issue go.

He worked with Valerie to kidnap Mary-Louise in order to draw Julian out, but this just made him mad.

It all led to a showdown in Mystic Falls, one Julian won when he plunged the Phoenix Stone-infused sword into Damon’s gut.

He then ran away, leaving Stefan to wonder about all the terrible things Damon was living through again as a result of being trapped in that stone.

(The viewers got a look, for example, of Damon fighting in the Civil War.)

But just as Stefan was mourning his brother… BAM! Nora, angry over the Mary Louise abduction (and having knocked Bonnie out earlier because she believed she played a role in it, showed up out of nowhere.

She somehow had the sword and she plunged it into Stefan.

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So that’s how The Vampire Diaries wrapped up 2015: with brothers brothers down, out and stuck in the Phoenix Stone.

While you ponder their fate and go watch The Vampire Diaries online in order to get your fill prior to the show’s return, here’s a look at what else went down this week:

• THREE YEARS INTO THE FUTURE, we saw that Stefan was living with Valerie in Chicago. They are seemingly in love and happy, but he’s taking off to go save Caroline and Damon.


• Caroline is not reacting well to being a pregnant vampire. Her hormones are a mess, which means she’s often lashing out in dangerous ways.


• No Matt or Enzo sighting, so no update on who is helping the former round up vampires such as the latter.

What did you think of the winter finale?

Will you follow The Vampire Diaries when it moves to Fridays?

The Real Housewives of Atlanta Season 8 Episode 4 Recap: Bachelorette Boat Ride From Hell

The Real Housewives of Atlanta Season 8 Episode 4 featured some emotional sit downs, an unexpected guest, and the party boat ride from hell.

Which Bravolebrities were involved in which development(s)?

Watch The Real Housewives of Atlanta Season 8 Episode 4 Online

Picking up where we left off last week, The Real Housewives of Atlanta Season 8 Episode 4 found Kenya trying to mend fences with Sheree.

While that relationship showed some (we didn’t say much) potential for growth, another was falling apart at the seams: Porsha and Duke.

When the Duke was MIA for their Skype “date,” Porsha confided in Phaedra Parks, who was quick to tell her what she felt was going on.

“If he is not building you up, honey, he’s like a dead weight around your neck,” her co-star enlightened her. “Everything runs its course.”

She seemed to see the light, as well … after she threw an insane party to introduce him to all of her friends, but better late than never?

Elsewhere, the pregnant Kandi Burruss and Cynthia Bailey met up for a rather serious conversation about love, business and marriage.

Both when have had their marital issues, as you know if you watch The Real Housewives of Atlanta online. Will Cynthia’s union last?

We’re left with a glimmer of hope, albeit a very slight glimmer.

On to happier topics, Kim Fields dropped by Phaedra’s so their kids could have a play date, and give them a chance to interact on camera.

The women bonded about what Kim’s “boobage” at Kenya’s hair care launch party, and finding their own identities, separate from family.

She did not have to wait long, because Kenya decided to throw a bachelorette party for Cynthia on a boat … yes, you read that correctly.

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Given that Cynthia is already married, and unhappily to boot, we have no earthly idea how this qualifies, but a bachelorette boat ride it is.

On hand were Kenya, Cynthia, Kim, Kandi, Porsha, Posha’s pal Shamea and Cynthia’s friend Tammy, who is BFFs with Sheree’s ex Bob.

Soon enough, the laid back vibes faded as Kenya took Porsha to task for bringing Shamea without asking, then got into it with Shamea.

Fortunately, we did not see Porsha Williams beat down Kenya Moore a second time, but the latter did make threats against her friend.

“I’m going to have the captain escort you off my boat. This is my party,” Kenya told Shamea. “If you want to take the shortcut, you can jump.”

Was it not Cynthia’s bachelorette party? Just trying to clarify here.

There was also a convo in which Tammy described her husband as “Nazi white” and hounded Kandi about working with her rapper son.

It was an interesting day on the boat, and that was before Porsha said, “Whatever, Bitch,” to Cynthia during a moderately tense exchange.

Bailey lost her mind, and while Porsha insisted she was using the word as a term of endearment, a heated Cynthia took it as an insult.

Next week’s previews show Porsha on the ground, being held down by the production crew, so this one clearly escalates pretty quickly.

Tune in next week to see how we get from Point A to Point B!

Dennis Hof: Owner of Brothel Where Lamar Odom OD"ed Tells Kardashians to "Go to Hell"

It’s been almost 48 hours since Lamar Odom was found unconscious in Dennis Hof’s Love Ranch brothel in Pahrump, Nevada, and last night, Hof spoke out for the first time about the NBA star’s disastrous stay at his establishment.

Unfortunately, he decided to open up to the human nails-on-a-chalkboard sound known as Nancy Grace:

Dennis Hof on Nancy Grace

In the clip above, Grace stops incessantly barking “Hof!” just long enough for the man to actually speak, and his take on the situation is interesting, if almost completely fabricated.

First, he claims that he “doesn’t believe” drugs were involved, despite claims from hospital sources that Odom had cocaine and opiates in his system at the time that he collapsed. 

Hof goes on to confirm that Ryder Cherry and Madison Montag (though he butchered their names) – the women who found Odom unconscious and attempted to revive him – had been paid to attend to him throughout his stay.

Naturally, the topic of Odom’s relationship to the Kardashian family comes up, and Hof proves that he’s a beacon of compassion in an unkind world. Just kidding, he said this:

“Speaking of the Kardashians, I got a call from their publicist today saying, ‘Are you going to do any media?’ and I said yes I’m going to go on [Nancy Grace].

“And she said, ‘Please don’t do that, we’d rather have Khloe say what needs to be said.’ I told her to go to hell.” 

Jeez, Hof. We’re not one to side with the Kardashian PR machine, but the family may be to lose a loved one, so it might be cool of you to let them handle the way the situation is covered in the media as much as possible.

Way to make Nancy Grace look like a tolerable human being, bruh.

View Slideshow: Lamar Odom: In Thoughts, Prayers of Stars Everywhere

Steven Tyler -- Hell Yeah, I"m into Nude Gisele Bundchen!! Sorry, Tom Brady (VIDEO)

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EXCLUSIVE

Steven Tyler loves him some New England Patriots and Tom Brady, but he also loves butt ass naked Gisele Bundchen — soooo … something’s gotta give.

Aerosmith’s frontman was at LAX when we asked if he’d be checking out Gisele’s new $ 700 coffee table book featuring nude and semi-nude shots of Mrs. Brady. Steven’s dilemma was immediately clear.

As he put it, “Don’t even ask me about her. I’ll piss Tom off.”

Steven does eventually give us his final decision on whether he’ll give GB a look.

Hint: He’s a man.

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Kylie Jenner Makes Tyga Cancel Tour Because She Thinks He"ll Cheat?

Yesterday, we reported that a rapper named Stitches claimed that he and Kylie Jenner did cocaine and had sex sometime in the past six weeks. 

You might think that that would cause problems for Kyga, but insiders are reporting that Tyga never believed the rumors for a second.

In fact, according to a confusing video that was posted to Snapchat last night, Kylie and Tyga might be engaged. 

Of course, dating (and possibly being engaged to) someone who’s much more rich and famous can come with a lot of perks for a D-list rapper like Tyga, but there are some downsides as well.

T-Raww was scheduled to perform at a series of concerts in Brazil in the coming weeks, but he suddenly canceled yesterday.

Organizers (who are now planning to sue Tyga for upwards of $ 400,000) claim they were told the problem is that Kylie is too jealous to let him out of her sight.

“[Tyga] would not be coming to Brazil for his shows because he was stopped by his current girlfriend, media personality and socialite Kylie Jenner,” promoters said in a statement to fans who had purchased tickets.

Insiders say that Kylie became deeply worried about Tyga going to Brazil when she found out that the country is known for having some of the most beautiful women (with the most Kardashian-esque backsides) in the world.

Reps for Tyga claim the problem is that he was unable to obtain a work visa.

A somewhat believable story, but it does seem like the sort of thing they would’ve figured out more than 48 hours before the scheduled start of the tour. Just sayin’.

View Slideshow: Kylie Jenner and Tyga Photos: Kyga 4-Eva?