World"s Dumbest Driver Tries Going Through River

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Some people just don’t get it … when you’re up against water you’re going to lose. Check out this vid of some genius who thought his truck could plow through an insane current.

He’s lucky people were there to save him and his friend. 

Water: 1 Dummy: 0 

Taylor Swift Is In The Middle Of A Lawsuit — A Former Radio DJ Alleges He Was Fired After Being Wrongly Accused Of Grabbing The Pop Star"s Butt!

Lawsuits, Taylor Swift, and booty — it’s the best kind of weird story!

A former radio DJ from Denver is suing Tay-Tay after being fired for allegedly grabbing her ass at a concert in the Mile High city in 2013!

[ Related: Taylor Swift Wins Another Emmy — And The Show Doesn’t Even Air Until Next Week! ]

David Mueller alleges that he went backstage at the concert with his girlfriend, took a picture with Taylor, and went back out to see the show. Later, he says, he ran into a co-worker who was bragging about getting grabby with T-Swift during that co-worker’s photo op with the pop star.

Then, David alleges Taylor’s security guards approached him accusing the former DJ of putting his hands on Taylor inappropriately. Security booted him out of the arena, and his country station eventually fired him after the incident.

Hmm… something doesn’t add up here, but the bottom line is this: Mueller is suing Swift over the incident and his eventual firing from the radio station.

What do U think??

[Image via Bauer Griffin.]

Kelly Clarkson Announces She"s Canceling Some Tour Dates — We"ve Got The Deets On Whether The Show Near You Will Be Affected

Worst news ever!

Kelly Clarkson is touring right now, but unfortunately she won’t be able to make it to her next several tour dates!

[ Related: Kelly Reveals Weird & Salty Pregnancy Cravings! ]

The singer took to Twitter late Friday night with a message for fans, announcing she needed to rest her voice per doctor’s orders and wasn’t going to be able to sing for the next week! Say it ain’t so!

Here are the tour dates affected by the news (below):

So bummed that I have to cancel some of my tour dates. This kills me, but doctors are saying I need to rest my voice! pic.twitter.com/i5byD90ssP
— Kelly Clarkson (@kelly_clarkson) September 12, 2015

I can’t wait to get healthy and see y’all back on the road soon. I hate canceling…
— Kelly Clarkson (@kelly_clarkson) September 12, 2015

Considering how much Kelly loves her fans, we’re hopeful she’ll make these dates up later, but at least for now here’s wishing Miz Clarkson the very best in terms of health and recovery!

Get that voice back workin’ soon, girl!!

[Image via Bauer-Griffin.]

This Woman Got Arrested For Having Sex With Her Unconscious Boyfriend In A Parking Lot In The Middle Of The Day…

Strange…

A woman in Norfolk, Virgina was arrested on Tuesday after police caught her having sex with her unconscious boyfriend in a parking lot in the middle of the day.

Kimberly Jackson, 36, and her bf were apparently drinking heavily when the man passed out leading her to the decision that she was in the mood to have sex.

[ Related: Couple Caught Having Sex In Waffle House Parking Lot ]

Kim was charged with public intoxication after being found on top of her significant other, but we’re not sure why that’s the only crime being thrown her way.

For one thing, if her boyfriend really was unconscious — despite his claim that he gave consent — that would technically mean she raped him.

Ch-ch-check out one of the most disturbing news pieces we’ve seen in some time (below)!!!