Kardashian Shot-Callers: Drawing Up $20 MILLION Contract to Silence Scott Disick!

The Kardashian brain trust (term used loosely) is in the process of drawing up a $ 20 million deal to buy Scott Disick’s silence, a new report claims.

Insiders say the Kardashians are increasingly concerned that The Lord might spill the beans in the light of his recent partying and erratic behavior.

After the perpetually drunk Disick posted a photo of Kourtney Kardashian nude out of the blue earlier this week, they might have a point.

Dude is a total loose cannon, to say the absolute least.

In this case, he heaped praise upon the woman he dated for nine years and spawned three children with. But what if he decided to turn on them?

Says an inside source close to the first family of reality TV:

“Scott’s just going from from bad to worse. He talks a good game, but the family has had enough, and they are all closing ranks around him now.”

That means buying him off and shutting him down STAT:

“Once he signs that $ 20 million settlement with all the bans on tell-alls and spilling family secrets firmly in place, they want to stitch him up.”

Meaning “he can no longer find any work in LA.”

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Wait … Scott Disick “works” now? Who knew? We thought he just worked chicks like Lindsay Vrckovnik, got s–tfaced and posted on social media.

In any case, the family has been debating how Scott should be “handled” long before he re-grammed the photo of Kourtney naked a few days ago.

It’s believed that this was something of a digital olive branch, intended to lure his baby mama back, but whatever his motives, the Kards are pissed.

“Kourtney saw the Instagram message Scott posted, and she’s neither flattered or amused,” says the family insider of the 36-year-old.

“She feels like if he has something to say to her than he needs to call or say it to her face. She thinks he’s just trying to kiss up to her.”

“[This] after he went public with his new teenage muse … at this point, a compliment from Scott means absolutely nothing to Kourtney.”

“His words are empty and so are his promises!”

Not sure he’s really worth a $ 20 million buyout, but hey, whatever eases their mind. In the meantime, Kourt’s doing a bit of Instagram trolling herself:

View Slideshow: 21 Photos of Kourtney Kardashian Showing Scott Disick What He’s Missing

Joe Giuidice: Teresa and I Are Gonna Have Lots of Sex!

If you’re the one person on the planet who has any interest in hearing about Joe and Teresa Giudice’s sex life, then today’s your lucky day! 

Juicy Joe (Even his nickname will make you throw up in your mouth!) has been giving lots of interviews in the past few days, and in addition to admitting that it’s his fault that Teresa is in prison, he’s also opening up about all the sweaty sex he plans to have with his incarcerated wife once she’s released.

Asked what he and Teresa will be doing once she’s released, Joe responds exactly how you’d expect a guy who looks like Joe to respond:

Joe Giudice: Life Without Teresa Sucks!

“We’ll be spending a lot of time in the bedroom for awhile, that’s for sure — every night until I go in,” Joe says in the clip above. 

Sadly, they won’t have much time for activities that leave the sheets covered in Aqua Velva and coarse, black hair-plug hair.

Teresa is expected to be released in December, but shortly thereafter, Joe will begin serving a 41-month sentence of his own.

Of course, the Juice Man isn’t the only one looking forward to a between-bids roll in the hay.

Teresa says the lack of sex is one of the worst things about being behind bars.

In fact, she says she’s been so starved for some lovin’ that she watched Magic Mike and pictured Joe’s head on Channing Tatum’s body.

You’re welcome for that image.

Chris Soules and Rumer Willis: Dating?!?!

It’s been a big year for Rumer Willis!

First, Rumer won the Mirrorball Trophy on Dancing With the Stars.  And she may have scored another trophy from the reality competition show: Chris Soules!!!

Rumer and Chris were spotted together at a Knicks game on Wednesday, October 7 in New York City.

The purported couple sat in the VIP section wearing matching black leather coats.  Witnesses claim they were laughing throughout the game.  Even more, they said they Rumer couldn’t keep her hands off Chris.

Many attendants of the Knicks game who saw Rumer and Chris claimed they definitely appeared to be a couple.

Rumer is known for protecting her privacy, usually opting to stay out of the spotlight.  However, Chris basks in his relative stardom.  And according to reports, Chris is fame hungry.  Sources claim the former Bachelor contestant is obsessed with Hollywood.

If they are a couple, Rumer might not be able to deal with Chris’ desire for attention. And of course, many believe that Chris is using Rumor for a chance at real stardom.  

Chris and Rumer competed together on Season 20 of Dancing With the Stars.  During their gig on the show, Chris and Demi Moore’s daughter were rumored to be dating their respective dance partners, Witney Carson and Val Chmerkosvkiy.

But they may have been dating each other after all.  Maybe.

Khloe Kardashian Grills Corey Gamble: Are You Gonna Marry My Mom?!

It’s been almost a year since we learned that Corey Gamble and Kris Jenner are dating.

But despite the fact that Kris Jenner talks about her sex life constantly, we still know very little about the couple.

Of course, that’s not because Kris likes to keep her relationships private. Far from it. She’s just of the belief that no information is worth sharing unless it’s milked for maximum drama on a reality show.

Hence why Kris’ daughter Khloe Kardashian and noted drunk driver Malika Haqq put Corey through the wringer in this preview for the upcoming episode of Keeping Up With the Kardashians.

Khloe Kardashian Interrogates Corey Gamble

Khloe jumps right in with “Have you ever been in jail?” The rest of the questions are no less invasive:

• “Have you always been attracted to older women?”


• “Do you want to get married? Do you want to have kids?”


• “When you met my mom at that party, what made you want to go up to her?”

Apparently it was Kris’ “nice ass dress” (the word “dress” is doing a lot there) that got Corey to take the first move, and not the fact that she’s loaded and known for her ability to make other people famous. 

For an obvious male gold digger, Corey fields all of the questions surprisingly well.

The most interesting part of the clip might be when Malika attempts to pass herself off as one of Kris’ daughters. Nice try, girl. You and Jonathan Cheban will always be at the kids’ table.

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