Friday, October 9, 2015

Khloe Kardashian Shares More Pubic Hair Details Than We Needed to Know

It is apparently TMI Week in the Kardashian family.


First, Kris Jenner went on in detail about a time she supposedly join the Mile High Club with Bruce Jenner.



And now Khloe Kardashian has taken to her new website to discuss her pubic hair preferences, along with those of her sisters.



“I’m all about the landing strip,” writes Khloe, answering a question no one asked.


“I like to be clean; I like to be manicured. When there’s nothing there, it’s weird, in my opinion – especially when you have tits and an ass. It just freaks me out a little bit.”


And this means Khloe is freaked out by her own sister because…


“I know Kim is completely bare, and now she says she wishes she still had a lil’ somethin’ going on but she lasered it all off.”


Oops!


This is not the first time, of course, that we’ve heard more than we wanted to about Kim Kardashian’s vagina.


What about Kourtney Kardashian?


“I always think of Kourt as large and in charge with a full ’70s-style bush – it just matches her personality. Lol, very boho chic,” Khloé quips.


“But she swears that’s just a joke and has a landing strip … sometimes.”


In closing, Khloe says she is against those who vajazzle, writing:


“Apparently there’s a new trend where you shape your bush into a heart for Valentine’s Day or any shape for your man. Who has the energy for that?”


Jennifer Love Hewitt does, since you brought it up, Keeks.


Fake Taylor Swift Scares Real Selena Gomez on Ellen

Selena Gomez appeared as a guest on Ellen this week, responding to the host"s question about what it takes to be a member of Taylor Swift"s squad.


"Baking is involved… A lot of wine. Talking about boys," Gomez responds, before turning serious when asked what she likes most about Taylor Swift.


"She pushes me to be more confident. I’ve known her for eight years now and…"


And what?!? We may never know because a man dressed like Swift (in a sparkly jumpsuit and blonde wig) then pops up out of a box alongside Gomez and scares the you-know-what out of her.


Later in the same interview, just when Selena thinks the worst has passed her by, the same man (now also dressed like Elsa from Frozen) sneaks up on her again from behind.


You must see her reaction.


Fake taylor swift scares real selena gomez on ellen

Jeremy Bieber: Proud of Son"s Big Penis!

It’s been a couple days since a photo of Justin Bieber naked leaked online – and the Internet is still coming to terms with what it’s seen.


As documented at the bottom of this post, most Twitters users are wildly impressed by what Bieber is packing down below, though the response of one user in particular now has the rest of the Web totally creeped out.



That would be Jeremy Bieber.



The singer’s infamous father, whose bad influence on his son is well-documented, jumped online soon after Justin’s unit got exposed to the world and wrote the following:


@justinbieber what do you feed that thing. #proud daddy.


Yes, Justin Bieber’s FATHER just gave his son props on the size of his penis.


It is true, of course, that Bieber is not lacking for girth where it matters most for a guy. 


Heck, that’s why insiders say Bieber isn’t all that bothered about the nude photos getting out in the first place.


But most dads would not comment publicly on their grown child’s genitals. Most dads probably wouldn’t even look at their grown child’s genitals.


This awkward Tweet aside, take a gander here at what others folks have said online about Justin Bieber’s penis:


Kylie Jenner Poses with Caitlyn Jenner, Wears Ridiculous Outfit

Date night turned into family night for Kylie Jenner this week.


The 18-year old got all dolled up for a romantic evening on the town with Tyga on Thursday… only to run into a certain transgender stepfather at Nobu in Los Angeles!



“How is it that Caitlyn, Kourtney, and I ended up at the same restaurant tonight? Perks of having a huge family,” Kylie wrote as a caption to the above selfie she snapped with Caitlyn Jenner at the establishment.



That is a pretty big coincidence, we admit, accidentally meeting up with your dad and sister, considering all the eateries in the Los Angeles area.


Nobu is one of the most notorious places for those who want to be seen, however, with paparazzi members often camped out on front of the restaurant all night.


So it’s not that big of a coincidence.


Kylie also gave Instagram followers a glimpse at her outfit for the night – and here it is:



Jenner did not include a caption for this image because, really, what is there to say about a floral-printed long-sleeved duster coat worn over a matching bandeau top and flare-legged jeans?


Nothing. There’s nothing one to say.


Except that we’re just glad Kylie isn’t waist training in this picture. That’s something at least.