Friday, October 9, 2015

Shia LaBeouf: Arrested AGAIN!!!

TMZ is reporting that actor and professional train wreck Shia LaBeouf was arrested for public intoxication in Austin just moments ago.


LaBeouf is reportedly in town for the Austin City Limits music festival. He was partying on 6th Street when police spotted him acting erratically and ordered him to calm down.


When he refused and became belligerent, they slapped the cuffs on him and took him into custody.



Witnesses say the troubled 29-year-old was very clearly drunk or on drugs.



Sadly, this kind of behavior has become a pattern for the former child star.


LaBeouf was arrested for disorderly conduct in June of 2014.


Shortly thereafter, he checked into rehab, and he claims to have been sober ever since. While several insiders claimed that he was committed to abstaining from alcohol, LaBeouf’s bad behavior showed no signs of letting up.


In July of 2015, an intense fight between LaBeouf and girlfriend Mia Goth was captured on video.


The actor was heard threatening Goth’s life, and she broke with him shortly thereafter. 


Sources say LaBeouf’s latest arrest will only result in a misdemeanor public intoxication charge, but considering his long history of bar fights, arrests and unstable behavior, it’s unlikely that he’ll get off with a slap on the wrist.


Story developing.


18 Stars with Big Penises: Welcome to the Club, Justin Bieber!


These stars are packing! In the penis department, we mean.


According to various insiders, sources, rumors and innuendo, the famous studs listed below know how to please their sex partners when it comes to how large their private parts are.


If you know what we mean!


While we analyze this LeBron James penis video to see if the basketball legend belongs in this distinct group, scroll around to learn whose unit looks way up when he gets down… IN BED!




1. Justin Bieber


Justin bieber in a hooded sweatshirt

A newspaper snapped a photo of Bieber on vacation in Bora Bora. He was not wearing any clothing. And let’s just say that we now understand why it was so difficult for Selena Gomez to walk away from him.



2. Jon Hamm


Jon hamm mad men premiere

There are Tumblr pages dedicated to Jon Hamm’s penis. He had to actually state for the record that he’s sick of talking about it.



3. Ray J


Ray j promo picture

What’s there to say? We’ve all seen the Kim Kardashian sex tape, right?



4. Harry Styles


Harry styles at the vmas

Don’t take our word for it! Good friend Ed Sheeran confirms the size of Styles’ package.



5. Daniel Craig


Daniel craig as james bond

007? More like 10 or 11! Dame Judy Dench has said of Daniel Craig’s penis is “an absolute monster.”



6. Brandon Routh


Brandon routh

According to rumors, the bulge on Brandon Routh had to be digitally altered so it would not distract (both) Superman Returns viewers.


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Lindsay Lohan Gives Shoutout to Cocaine Kingpin Pablo Escobar, Begs For Roles on Instagram

It’s no secret that Lindsay Lohan loves cocaine.


The girl loves her booger sugar so much she’s endorsed Brazilian political candidates on the basis of their lax stances on transporting blow into the US.


If drugs weren’t involved, getting Lindsay Lohan to give a sh-t about politics would be like training your cat to fetch the paper and then read it to you.



Anyway, Linds once again expressed her fondness for yayo and the kingpins who sling it in a bizarre Instagram post paying tribute to notorious Colombian drug lord Pablo Escobar:



Lindsay posted a screen shot reading, “Magical realism is defined as what happens when a highly detailed, realistic setting is invaded by something too strange to believe.”


Fans of the Netflix series Narcos – which centers around the incredibly violent and lucrative exploits of Escobar and his Medellin Cartel –  will recognize it as the show’s epigram. 


In case her point was too subtle for you, Lindsay hashtagged the pic, “#SugarMan.”


It may seem strange for an actress with a well-documented cocaine problem to give a shout-out to the man who made his billions smuggling literal tons of the stuff into the US (taking just a few hundred lives in the process) but that’s Lindsay for ya.


The timing is more than a bit odd, as Lindsay is attempting to jumpstart her career at the moment, and reminding potential employers of her long criminal history is probably not the best method of weaseling her way back into their good graces.


Of course, it probably doesn’t matter, as her comeback seemed pretty lame and half-assed from the start, anyway.


In addition to her continued efforts to make a Mean Girls sequel happen, Lindsay has been jawing on social media about how totes awesome a Carmen San Diego movie would be.


Now, if only producers knew where to find a redheaded actress who could really inhabit the role of a sketchy criminal who travels to foreign lands to avoid prosecution.


Wait a minute…we’ve got it! Someone get Rachel McAdams on the phone!

Nick Gordon Injected Bobbi Kristina Brown With POISON, Family Claims

Earlier this week, we reported that Nick Gordon may soon be arrested for the murder of Bobbi Kristina Brown.


While that hasn’t happened yet, the fact that investigating officers recently passed his case along to the DA means it’s still very likely that Gordon will face criminal charges for his role in his 22-year-old girlfriend’s overdose and drowning.


In the meantime, lawyers for the Brown and Houston families are throwing everything they have at Gordon in a $ 10 million wrongful death lawsuit.



The families’ legal team has already alleged that Gordon left Bobbi Kristina to drown in a tub of cold water, now they’re alleging that he injected her with a toxic substance on the night of her death.



“Exclusive new details in civil suit against Nick Gordon claim he INJECTED Bobbi Kristina Brown with toxic mixture, killing her,” tweeted an Atlanta reporter who’s covering the proceedings.


Brown family lawyers also went into greater detail about the alleged “altercation” that took place between Nick and Bobbi Kristina in the moments before her death.


Documents filed by the attorneys claim that Bobbi Kristina “died following a particularly violent altercation with [Gordon] that left her battered and bruised, with a tooth knocked out.”


The results of Bobbi Kristina’s autopsy have been sealed pending further investigation, so it is not known if her body showed signs of a struggle.


If her injuries were as varied and extensive as the Browns and Houstons claim, it seems unlikely that Nick Gordon will remain a free man for much longer.\