Showing posts with label Penises. Show all posts
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Tuesday, September 26, 2017

British Flight Attendant Goes on Racist Rant About Nigerian Penises

Racism: it"s just a problem here in America! In fact, racism and especially white supremacy were more or less invented over in Europe. 


No, we"re not talking about football protests — we"re talking about a flight attendant"s supremely offensive rant about her Nigerian passengers.


As you"ll see in the outrageous video below, she singles out Nigerian men for their behavior, the way that they speak, … and their large, cumbersome penises.


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Sometimes people living in certain areas of Europe try to look down on racial tensions within the United States and point out how there seems to be less of that wherever they live.


Like, in Denmark or wherever.


One, in most of those cases, it"s because those countries are so overwhelmingly white that there very naturally won"t be that many conflicts. Having a racially homogenous nation should not be a source of pride.


Two, Britain really has no high ground on which to stand in that department.


A flight attendant from British Airways (which sounds like an airline devoted to, like, a trachea, but that"s neither here no there) is under fire and reportedly under investigation after a series of videos that she posted to social media.


She starts by complaining about her job, which is fine. If retail workers and flight attendants and anyone else in the service industry didn"t complain about their jobs online, they"d kill us all.


That"s why we have the internet. For them to vent.


The problem is that the nature of her complaints are hella racist. If she"d stuck to talking about food and having to work on Friday night, she"d be in the clear.


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This was posted to social media, so she"s addressing people who probably work 9-to-5 jobs or something similar.


"All right, so all of yous are there getting ready for your Friday night, getting in the pre-drinks, you know, as you do."


That"s a pretty ideal Friday night for most people, sure.


"And I’m here, getting ready to go to work, put on a yellow life jacket, point out the exits, hand out chicken or beef."


She"s talking about walking passengers through the motions by miming basic instructions, like they do before every flight. She even makes the gestures in the video.


And of course she brings up the very, very limited food options.


(I"m no vegetarian, but surely there"s something that"s neither chicken nor beef for those folks. Right?)


"What sort of Friday night is this for me?"


Well, not a fun one. But, like, she"s getting paid for it. It"s her job. I used to work on Friday nights, every single Friday. Sometimes, that"s life.


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But, unfortunately, her complaints extend beyond her job to her passengers.


To a very specific group of passengers.


"All the Nigerians are all going to be there like ‘Gimme Coca-Cola, give me beef. Why you have no beef left? I want beef.’"


She says all of that while mocking a Nigerian accent.


That"s a huge no-no on its own, folks.


Racist caricatures are not okay.


A lot of people don"t realize that, especially people who are good at impersonations and usually enjoy imitating someone"s voice.


Don"t do that to an entire race or ethnic group, folks.


Then it gets worse:


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"All the Nigerians are gonna be there asking for f–king upgrades because they haven’t got enough leg room because their BBCs are in their way. Big dicks like this swinging from side to side."


She is not referring to the BBC, like British news media.


She"s talking about "big, black cocks."


In case you"re wondering, yes, that"s absolutely racist, even if it seems like a compliment. Stereotypes like that are dehumanizing, even the ones that are supposedly positive.


She was trying to do a "funny" monologue to blow off steam. We get it.


It"s just not funny. As you can see.


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Tuesday, May 16, 2017

Marlon Wayans Suggests Ex-WWE Star Is Afraid of Giant Black Penises

Marlon Wayans believes he’s gotten to the root of why ex-WWE star Cameron doesn’t date black men — and let’s just say size matters.  As we previously reported, Cameron — real name Ariane Andrew — says she’s not racist, she’s just more…


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Thursday, December 1, 2016

Charlamagne -- Do Black Penises Matter to Tomi Lahren? That"s What I Wanted to Ask (VIDEO)

Charlamagne Tha God was locked and loaded for an interview with Tomi Lahren Thursday — until the plug was pulled — and he had the question that would unlock Tomi’s true feelings toward blacks. Tomi’s camp tells us her interview with “The…


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Tuesday, November 29, 2016

21 Stars with REALLY Big Penises


These stars are packing! In the penis department, we mean.


According to various insiders, sources, rumors and innuendo, the famous studs listed below know how to please their sex partners when it comes to how large their private parts are.


If you know what we mean!


We"ve seen many of their male units and we"ve heard talk about others and let"s just say that all were blessed where many say it matters most…




1. Orlando Bloom


Orlando bloom nude

We don’t know why he’s naked on this paddle board. But we do know that women on the Internet were impressed.



2. Justin Bieber


Justin bieber in a hooded sweatshirt

A newspaper snapped a photo of Bieber on vacation in Bora Bora. He was not wearing any clothing. And let’s just say that we now understand why it was so difficult for Selena Gomez to walk away from him.



3. John Mayer


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Dude is cocky. In more ways than one. We know it isn’t his shining personality, so there had to be a reason these girls flock to him. Everything is starting to make sense.



4. Chris Brown


Chris brown halloween costume

No wonder Chris Brown lost his virginity at age eight.



5. Jon Hamm


Jon hamm mad men premiere

There are Tumblr pages dedicated to Jon Hamm’s penis. He had to actually state for the record that he’s sick of talking about it.



6. Ray J


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What’s there to say? We’ve all seen the Kim Kardashian sex tape, right?


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Thursday, October 20, 2016

Kim Zolciak Advises Daughter to "Try 5-10 Penises" Prior to Marriage

Kim Zolciak has an unusual parenting style.


Whereas some mothers might discourage their daughters from getting a boob job… Zolciak has told 19-year old Brielle Biermann to go right ahead and increase her bust size.


Whereas some mothers might not choose to pose naked with their offspring… Zolciak has a different approach.


To each her own, right?



On last night’s episode of Don’t Be Tardy, Zolciak continued to pass along some interesting lessons to her teenager daughter.


At one point, she explained to Brielle that husband Kroy “doesn’t think anyone should have sex until they’re married.”


Of course, those who watch Don’t Be Tardy online – or follow the life of Kim and Kroy at all – are aware that Zolciak got pregnant with a child before she and Biermann exchanged vows.


So we’re pretty sure the couple had sex on at least one occasion prior to marriage.


Later in a confessional, Brielle revealed the following:


“Kim says I should try five to 10 penises before I get married.” 


Well… okay then!


We’re all for teaching kids about safe sex and making sure they’re prepared to enter this kinda scary and dangerous world, but that’s an oddly specific suggestion.



Elsewhere, Brielle also confessed that she could never date best friend Zach Baus because “he’s just too nice.”


She also said that ex-boyfrind Slade Osborne “won’t leave me alone.”


How did her date with close pal Bennett go?


“Going on my first date since me and my ex-boyfriend broke up wasn’t as bad as I thought it would be,” she explained to the camera.


“But I’m not looking for anything serious – by no means. I’m just looking to have fun and get free food.”


Back on the adult side of things, Kim, Kroy and Tracey arrived at a casino, where the former asked a cashier for $ 25,000 in chips.


She kept playing blackjack with this money, she kept losing this money and she kept asking Kroy for more money.


After Kroy advised Kim that she needed a “new game plan,” she went off on her husband.


How dare he suggest that she was bad at gambling and costing the family a near-fortune?!?


“The way you’re treating me is unacceptable,” she told Kroy, to which he replied:


“Don’t say stupid s–t.” 



The thing is, Biermann is currently out of a job.


So it makes sense that he’d be a bit concerned about Kim losing somewhere in the high five figures at a casino.


In closing, Brielle concluded the episode with an empowering statement, declaring:


“I don’t really have feelings towards anybody but myself.”


What about the guys in possession of those five to 10 penises?


We guess Brielle doesn’t need to have any real feelings for them in order to “try” them, as Kim has recommended.



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Friday, August 5, 2016

19 Stars with Especially Big Penises


These stars are packing! In the penis department, we mean.


According to various insiders, sources, rumors and innuendo, the famous studs listed below know how to please their sex partners when it comes to how large their private parts are.


If you know what we mean!


We"ve seen many of their male units and we"ve heard talk about others and let"s just say that all were blessed where many say it matters most…




1. Orlando Bloom


Orlando bloom nude

We don’t know why he’s naked on this paddle board. But we do know that women on the Internet were impressed.



2. Justin Bieber


Justin bieber in a hooded sweatshirt

A newspaper snapped a photo of Bieber on vacation in Bora Bora. He was not wearing any clothing. And let’s just say that we now understand why it was so difficult for Selena Gomez to walk away from him.



3. Jon Hamm


Jon hamm mad men premiere

There are Tumblr pages dedicated to Jon Hamm’s penis. He had to actually state for the record that he’s sick of talking about it.



4. Ray J


Ray j promo picture

What’s there to say? We’ve all seen the Kim Kardashian sex tape, right?



5. Harry Styles


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Don’t take our word for it! Good friend Ed Sheeran confirms the size of Styles’ package.



6. Daniel Craig


Daniel craig as james bond

007? More like 10 or 11! Dame Judy Dench has said of Daniel Craig’s penis is “an absolute monster.”


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Monday, April 25, 2016

Ellen Pompeo on Grey"s Anatomy: Who Needs Penises?!?

Grey"s Anatomy may have lost one of its most popular (and handsome!) faces last year, but the series has not lost many viewers as a result.


Ratings for Grey"s Anatomy Season 12 are nice and strong, with ABC having recently renewed the drama for the 2016-2017 season.


This may come as a surprise to some folks after the series killed off Patrick Dempsey"s beloved character of Derek Shepherd last in Season 11, but Ellen Pompeo isn"t floored by the show"s ongoing popularity.


"It’s amazing how much you get done without a penis," the actress tells Ellen DeGeneres in the following clip.



Pompeo made similar comments shortly after Dempsey left the series.


She seemed to think it was sexist that critics didn"t think the drama could really go on without Derek, although (in our estimation) it was really more a question of viewers feeling cheated.


They had invested so much time in the Derek and Meredith relationship and then Shonda Rhimes simply killed off one half of that couple, due to a real-life beef with the actor who played him.


Is Pompeo dissing Dempsey with the above quote?


Is she saying he got in the way of progress while he was a series regular?


"We miss him dearly, but yeah, the show is doing very well," she says here with a laugh, prior to addressing rumors of Grey"s possibly ending:


"No, it’s not the last season.


"I think a lot of people were really upset about his departure, which is super understandable, but I think the change is part of the reason why the show goes on so long. I think people tune in to see what is the show look like now? What is Meredith going to do without Derek?


"I think they get so upset about the change, but change is precisely what everyone always needs to sort of get to the next place."



It"s true: people continue to watch Grey"s Anatomy online and on television each week.


It airs on Thursday nights at 8/7c, prior to Scandal and How to Get Away with Murder.


Shonda Rhimes has a hand in all of those programs and, at this point, it seems as if ABC will gladly allow them all to air until she no longer wants them to.


In other words: hold on to your gurneys, Grey"s Anatomy fans.


This show is not going anywhere any time soon.


Check out snippets from Pompeo"s interview with DeGeneres below:


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Friday, October 9, 2015

18 Stars with Big Penises: Welcome to the Club, Justin Bieber!


These stars are packing! In the penis department, we mean.


According to various insiders, sources, rumors and innuendo, the famous studs listed below know how to please their sex partners when it comes to how large their private parts are.


If you know what we mean!


While we analyze this LeBron James penis video to see if the basketball legend belongs in this distinct group, scroll around to learn whose unit looks way up when he gets down… IN BED!




1. Justin Bieber


Justin bieber in a hooded sweatshirt

A newspaper snapped a photo of Bieber on vacation in Bora Bora. He was not wearing any clothing. And let’s just say that we now understand why it was so difficult for Selena Gomez to walk away from him.



2. Jon Hamm


Jon hamm mad men premiere

There are Tumblr pages dedicated to Jon Hamm’s penis. He had to actually state for the record that he’s sick of talking about it.



3. Ray J


Ray j promo picture

What’s there to say? We’ve all seen the Kim Kardashian sex tape, right?



4. Harry Styles


Harry styles at the vmas

Don’t take our word for it! Good friend Ed Sheeran confirms the size of Styles’ package.



5. Daniel Craig


Daniel craig as james bond

007? More like 10 or 11! Dame Judy Dench has said of Daniel Craig’s penis is “an absolute monster.”



6. Brandon Routh


Brandon routh

According to rumors, the bulge on Brandon Routh had to be digitally altered so it would not distract (both) Superman Returns viewers.


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Saturday, September 19, 2015

Joel McHale Takes On Donald Trump, Tiny Penises, & Presidential Code Names With The Help Of Terry Crews On The Soup! Watch Here!

What does Donald Trump have in common with a tiny penis? They were both discussed on Friday’s The Soup!


Joel McHale discussed the hottest topics of the week, which included the second Republican Presidential Debate and Trump’s unsurprising comment that he was “going to be looking at” removing Muslims from our country!


Video: Joel McHale Recaps The Sit Down Between Caitlyn Jenner & Kris Jenner


The bizarre clip didn’t require any commentary to justify it’s hilarity, but Terry Crews still made a funny cameo as a secret service officer! Watch (below)!


Also, if you’ve been searching for the perfect ode to microscopic male genitalia, look no further! McHale has the perfect bedroom slow jam for you (below):


LOLz! Watch The Soup Fridays on E!


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