Esquire"s Sexiest Women Alive: A Sizzling Summation

WARNING: Your tongue is about to wag, your pulse is about to race and you are about to get drool all over your keyboard.

That"s because the following gallery is filled with photos of the Sexiest Women Alive. Literally! According to Esquire Magazine!

These are the women it has deemed worthy of that distinction over the past several years:

1. Emilia Clarke (2015)

The Mother of Dragons on Game of Thrones, Clarke is the Subject of Fantasies for millions of men around the globe.

2. Penelope Cruz (2014)

Penelope Cruz took home this honor in 2014. She was an unexpected selection… but a very worthy one!

3. Scarlett Johansson (2013)

Really, Scarlett Johansson could win this honor every single year. Would anyone really complain?

4. Mila Kunis (2012)

Remember what we said about Scarlett Johansson? It also applies to Mila Kunis. She’s one of the sexiest women alive EVERY year!

5. Rihanna (2011)

Rihanna celebrated this honor in 2011 by taking off all her clothes for this magazine cover. It makes us understand why she won.

6. Minka Kelly (2010)

Where have you gone, Minka Kelly?!? Please come back to our lives in the form of a new television show or a new sex tape or something.

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T.I.: Hillary Clinton Can"t Be President! She"s a WOMAN!

In 2015, the line between politics and entertainment has become blurred beyond the point of recognition, and we’re not just talking about the fact that Donald Trump will host Saturday Night Live next month.

We’re still more than a year away from deciding who will become POTUS number 45, and celebs are already backing their favorite hopefuls – and making idiotic statements about the candidates they don’t support.

Yes, lodging all five toes in your mouth at once isn’t just for politicians anymore! Isn’t that right, T.I.?

“Not to be sexist but, I can’t vote for the leader of the free world to be a woman,” the rapper said in a recent interview with DJ Whoo Kid.

“Just because, every other position that exists, I think a woman could do well. But, the president? It’s kinda like, I just know that women make rash decisions emotionally – they make very permanent, cemented decisions – and then later, it’s kind of like it didn’t happen, or they didn’t mean for it to happen.

“And I sure would hate to just set off a nuke.[ Other leaders] will not be able to negotiate the right kinds of foreign policy; the world ain’t ready yet. I think you might be able to get the Lochness Monster elected before [a woman]. It’s not right, but I’m just saying.”

Plus they take so long in the bathroom, when would they ever have time to sign legislation, amirite?!

Thankfully, Tip recognized the idiocy of his statements and apologized on Twitter moments ago.

Maybe he realized that the dude who forced Iggy Azalea onto the world might not be the best judge of which women are worthy of power and influence.

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Amy Schumer Claims to Love the Kardashians

Not everyone was amused by Amy Schumer as host of Saturday Night Live last weekend.

The comedian opened the show with a monologue that took aim at the Kardashians, at one point telling viewers at home and in the audience:

“We used to have Khloé. Khloé was ours, right? Whenever there’s a group of women, you identify with one of them, right?

“Khloé, she lost half her body weight. She lost a Kendall, and we have nothing.”

While the joke seems relatively harmless, and while Khloe herself has taken public pride in her weight loss, some have accused Schumer of body-shaming the star.

Kardashian herself certainly seemed to take exception to the quip, writing on Twitter a day after it aired:

“No need 2 tear down others just 2 make urself feel bigger. It actually makes u quite small. I’m on a healthy journey. I don’t care 4the hate.”

So… with the ball back in Schumer’s court, the Trainwreck star made no secret on Instagram today that she was addressing Khloe and all the Kardashians, penning in response:

“Nothing but love for that family. I like idea of sending women the message to be happy in their own skin. #peace.”

Did anyone else notice that? A semi-apology, but also a semi-slam?

After all, Schumer is right. The message should be for everyone to be happy in their own skin, shouldn’t it?

So then why are Khloe and her sisters telling fans to go waist train in order to lose weight?

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Donald Trump to Host Saturday Night Live, Feign Sense of Humor

If you like toupee jokes and pursed-lipped statements of intellectual superiority, then you’re in luck!

NBC announced today that presidential candidate and long-lost, Upper East Side cousin of Yosemite Sam, Donald Trump will be hosting Saturday Night Live on November 7.

The show has had a lot of fun with the Donald in the past, most recently when Hillary Clinton did her best Trump impression during a guest spot in the season premiere.

So in a way, it makes sense that Trump would take an “if you can’t beat ’em, join ’em” approach to the iconic sketch show, but it’s a risky move for a candidate that many already have trouble taking seriously.

Of course, this won’t be the real estate mogul and former reality TV star’s first trip to Studio 8H.

Trump hosted the show back in 2004, when The Apprentice was just beginning its run on NBC.

While it remains unclear if Trump’s poll numbers will benefit from the hosting gig, there’s no doubt that the move will pay off big time for Lorne Michaels and the folks at SNL.

Trump has proven to be a major ratings magnet at the GOP primary debates and even for struggling political talk shows like Meet the Press. 

Of course, there’s still a few weeks before Trump takes the stage, so don’t be surprised if the show rubs him the wrong way and he has a change of heart. We hear he’s got a bit of a temper.

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