Jimmy Kimmel and Parents Prank Kids, Ruin Yet Another Halloween

Last night, Jimmy Kimmel aired his annual video challenge, in which he asked parents around the country to tell their children that they ate all of their Halloween candy.  

The late night host has been doing this for four years now, and the submissions never, ever fail to entertain.  Fortunately, most of the children were too wound up to remember Kimmel"s call to action, and only a set of twins called their parents out for trying to pull the wool over their eyes again.

Most of the kids were angry as hell with their parents for ruining what promised to be a wonderful Sunday full of rummaging through last night"s winnings while mom and dad are distracted by football.

One kid even whipped an empty Trick or Treat bag at his dad"s face (I don"t condone violence, but…HIS DAD ATE HIS HALLOWEEN CANDY).

Some of our favorite responses to "I ate all of your Halloween candy:"

• "I wanted to try Skittles."


• "There"s only wrappers in there, Turkey Butthole!"


• "Are you kidding me?  Are you kidding me?"


• "I don"t want to see you ever again.  Go get a job."

You know exactly what it feels like to learn that someone ate your leftovers.  The leftovers you were waiting all day to enjoy.

On behalf of these children, I am furious.

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Lamar Odom: TRICKED By Khloe Kardashian, Regretting Signing Divorce Dismissal?!

Is Lamar Odom regretting that he agreed to dismiss divorce documents that were about to legally free him from the shackles of Khloe Kardashian?

Moreover, was he duped into signing them by his wife?!

While rumors of Khloe forging Lamar’s signature on the court papers nullifying their divorce filing are unsubstantiated, there may be trouble in paradise.

The duo’s relationship is said to be on shaky ground in the weeks since they called off their divorce and agreed to give their marriage another shot.

According to a source, Khloe – who had taken some time away from Lamar’s bedside – stopped by Cedars Sinai over the weekend to check in on him.

The visit was very short and very much filled with tension.

Allegedly, Lamar is very angry with Khloe for picking up and heading to Houston to spend time with her apparent boyfriend, James Harden.

The Khlomarden love triangle is alive and well, and Kardashian ditching Odom for Harden last weekend – as Lamar sees it – didn’t sit well.

“James is a tense subject between Khloe and Lamar.”

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It gets worse, too: “Lamar also says that he feels that he was tricked by Khloe into signing the documents to drop the divorce,” the source claimed.

The former NBA basketball star “said the implication was that it would be the beginning of a reconciliation, but that was obviously a lie.”

His anger is also aimed at Kris Jenner, insiders say.

Kris, Lamar believes, “told Khloe to take the drastic move to control the situation. It’s all about ratings for Keeping Up With the Kardashians.”

Another source says Khloe was turned off by Odom refusing rehab and reports that a shady drug dealer paid him a visit during his recovery.

“Khloe was just heartsick that Lamar called this low-life scumbag,” a source said. “Lamar tried to deny it, but Khloe has heard it all before.”

“She knew he was lying. Khloe decided to take Lamar’s cell phone and [didn’t show her face] at the hospital for the past three days.”

This has been one wild and crazy turn of events. Sounds like a new round of divorce papers could be filed any day now at this rate.

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Dancing with the Stars Results: The Last Waltz For ...

Would Monday night’s Dancing with the Stars provide some daylight between the contenders and the pretenders, or continue last week’s logjam?

We can’t recall a season when all of the remaining stars scores’ were all bunched so close, making it anyone’s game, or anyone’s tango to lose.

This week did offer a bit more variance, and for one celebrity, it was their last waltz: Andy Grammer will be leaving the hit ABC competition.

“It’s actually kind of fitting that I would leave tonight after really getting to honor [my mom] through dance,” he said of the night’s theme.

“And I’m going out on a handspring!”

He then busted out a handspring and the worm, making him the big winner on Icon Night, even if his score landed him at the bottom:

• Nick Carter and Sharna Burgess (Contemporary): 30/30


• Bindi Irwin and Derek Hough (Foxtrot): 28/30


• Tamar Braxton and Val Chmerkovskiy (Paso Doble): 28/30


• Carlos PenaVega and Witney Carson (Salsa): 27/30


• Alek Skarlatos and Lindsay Arnold (Contemporary): 25/30


• Alexa PenaVega and Mark Ballas (Argentine Tango): 25/30


• Andy Grammer and Allison Holker (Viennese Waltz): 22/30

So, as you can see, the scores matched the results, at least for one week. Andy fans will miss him, but there’s not a lot of Tuesday griping to be done.

For once. But there is more to it:

In yet another format twist, the highest scoring couple received immunity for this week plus an extra three points added to their score next week.

Perhaps the show is looking to stave off controversial results ahead of time. In any case, Nick Carter won immunity, and with a perfect score to boot!

Meanwhile, the other six couples competed in dance-offs to earn a pair of bonus points. One of the winners was Grammer, though it wasn’t enough.

Anyway, do you think the right person went home on Dancing with the Stars Monday? Who do you think will be out the door next week? Discuss!

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