Yolanda Foster: I"m Really Sick, You B----es

“Becoming chronically ill has definitely given me a greater understanding of human nature, and I’ve learned to accept people’s lack of long-term compassion for others while they live their busy lives.”

These are the words of a woman stricken with Lyme disease defending herself against the Hellcats of Beverly Hills.

Yolanda Foster had her work cut out for her on December 1st.  Season six of The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills premiered, and just a few hours before that, she and husband David Foster announced they were divorcing.

The latter has not yet been mentioned in Foster’s Bravo blog, which each Housewife is responsible for following every episode

However, the Dutch model was not going to sit idly by while others questioned her illness.

“I have gone from being an outspoken multi-tasking social butterfly to a hostage of my debilitating disease,” Foster wrote, according to Radar Online.  

“I might only be a shell of the woman I used to be, but my heart is still the same, and even though I can only do life one day at a time, I am at peace and have surrendered to my new normal — for now.”

Lisa Vanderpump and Kyle Richards were unsympathetic to Foster’s plight; when she showed up to Lisa Rinna’s dinner party, both women wondered why TF she didn’t put on some undereye concealer.

“Bless the hearts of my fellow Housewives!” Foster wrote.  “May neither they, nor their families, ever have to face such illness, because it is at that time when we learn and realize what really matters.

“Its’ almost like you have to show scars and broken bones in order to be warranted understanding.  Does it count that even though we don’t ‘look’ great, that we show up? It’s tempting to be distracted by negativity, but I choose to stay focused on the light at the end of the tunnel and not let anything interrupt my healing process.”

Welp.  I guess reality TV is now a medical witch hunt.  Who better than two washed-up actresses to investigate a diagnosis?

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“I wish my message was more fun and glamorous than this, but I accept that these are the cards life has dealt me,” she added.

“I’m extremely fortunate and grateful to have had the opportunity to travel to 11 countries, five states, and see 100+doctors, but the truth is that even though I have made great strides in the past six months, I have not found a cure yet.”

Kim Kardashian, Kanye West: Plotting to End Kylie Jenner & Tyga Relationship?!

Last month, Kylie Jenner and Tyga broke up and almost immediately got back together.

While millions of young fans rejoiced at the reconciliation, there are many who reportedly wish the controversial couple had stayed broken up – including several members of Kylie’s family:

Sources say Kanye West has encouraged Kylie to dump Tyga, and now he’s got a powerful ally on his side in the fight to end Kyga for good.

Kanye and Kim Kardashian have joined forces and are reportedly doing everything in their power to convince Kylie to breakup with Tyga.

Granted, their powers are pretty limited, and all they can really do is try to make Kylie realize that Tyga is just an opportunistic loser, but insiders say they’re building a pretty strong case.

No one outside of the Kardashian-Jenner inner circle is 100% sure of what Tyga did to to piss Kylie off this time around, but whatever his transgression, it was bad enough that the entire family has turned against him.

Right now, it seems that Kylie is basically staying with Tyga as an act of defiance, and Kim and Kanye may soon change tacks and attempt to convince the 26-year-old rapper to leave of his own accord.

Sources say Kanye has information that could seriously humiliate Tyga, and he’s threatened to release it if Tyga doesn’t jump ship.

Yes, whatever the information is, it’s apparently more embarrassing than being a 26-year-old father who’s dating an 18-year-old recent high school grad.

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Caitlyn Jenner Billboard Prompts Controversy, Company Apology

A company in New Zealand has apologized for ringing in the holidays in very offensive fashion. 

“I hope your sack is fuller than mine this Christmas,” reads the billboard from Cranium Signage, which features the famous Vanity Fair cover picture of Caitlyn Jenner, Photoshopped to include a Santa hat.

The tagline, of course, is a reference to Caitlyn’s transformation this spring from man to woman.

The reality star has not, however, undergone surgery, meaning her “sack” is just as full as ever.

But the company’s mistake in this area isn’t really the focus of critics.

Rebecca Jones, mother of a nine-year-old transgender boy, told Stuff.co.nz that the billboard (which is located in East Tamaki, just outside Auckland) is “absolutely disgusting,” explaining why as follows:

“Transgender suicide rates are extremely high. If they had put a racist board up, would they have got away with it? They shouldn’t be mocking a marginalized sector of society.”

Added Jesse Evenblij to The New Zealand Herald:

“The company should be ashamed. People just have no clue how Caitlyn has literally saved lives by making transgender ‘normal.’

“Young people can look up to Caitlyn and realize they aren’t alone.”

It’s certainly true that Caitlyn Jenner has done all she can to serve as a role model within the LGBT community.

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Following a number of these complaints, Cranium Signage owner Phillip Garratt issued a mea culpa.

“I as the owner have no feelings of discrimination to the Gay or transgender community and if one of my family was I would love them just the same,” he wrote on Facebook.

“Cait is more then welcome to stay at my house with my family anytime. I will have a wine or a beer with her quite happily and it would be an honor.”