Kocktails with Khloe Review: It"s Komplete Krap!

Look, we love you, Khloe Kardashian.

It may be a relative comparison, but you are by far our favorite Kardashian.

So it gives us no pleasure to pass along a review of Kocktails with Khloe – the talk show that premiered on FYI Wednesday night – that described the program as “komplete krap.”

So wrote The New York Daily News, which went on to say that Kocktails with Khloe was a “miserable mishmash of fast talking and kwik kamera kuts that was as difficult to follow as a gum-popping waitress in a loud bar.”

The premiere guests for Khloe’s filmed dinner party were Aisha Tyler, Brandi Glanville, Kym Whitley, Snoop Dogg and Kendall Jenner.

At one point, Khloe lamented the double standard that exists between men and women who get separated.

“During my separation, I’m like, ‘OK, I’ve been waiting for this divorce to go through, but I’m going to date someone.

“For women, you’re so judged, and everyone’s saying, ‘She’s still married and still dating,’ and I’m like, ‘Why can men do this?’

“Or during someone’s marriage, if they cheat or whatever, no one throws stones at them; why am I cast as some jezebel?”

At another point, Kendall prank-called Kim Kardashian to tell her that she’s pregnant… and Kim didn’t really seem to care very much.

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At another point, Khloe at least got Brandi to admit that she did not quit The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills

She was fire.

“They didn’t ask me back full time,” Brandi said. “I was really counting on the paycheck.”

We also learned that Snoop Dogg, back in 2004, stopped smoking marijuana for 180 days.

Khloe, however, did not press the rapper on his quote last year that Caitlyn Jenner is a science project.

Which is too bad. Because that would have at least made for interesting television.

Arrow Season 4 Episode 10 Recap: One Life to Live

Felicity Smoak lives.

Even more intriguing of a development from Arrow Season 4 Episode 10? Felicity Smoak will live.

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Thanks to a new flash forward, we learned on the 2016 premiere of this CW hit that Felicity is NOT the person in the grave that we first saw on the Arrow Season 4 premiere.

But that doesn’t mean everything is peachy keen in her future.

First, however, her past: Felicity survived the gun shot from Damien Dahrk’s ghost to end last year. But she’s paralyzed.

In order to seek revenge against Darhk, Team Arrow took extreme measure, such as Diggle beating up his brother to learn the location of Darhk’s base of operations

The most extreme measure, however, was taken by Oliver… who didn’t actually visit his fiancee in the hospital for a very long time.

Yes, he was fighting crime. Yes, he was trying to avenge her injuries. Yes, he was even releasing Anarky after Laurel had him arrested.

But come on, man.

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When Oliver did at last go visit Felicity (and only because everyone else made him do so), she was in shockingly good spirits and was totally not mad at him like she ought to have been.

However, she was very afraid that he would no longer want to marry him.

Fortunately, Oliver did step up in this instance and placed the engagement ring back on her finger after doctors have removed it.

He kissed Felicity and then he left Felicity, actually heading out to save Damien’s family from Anarky; in return, Damien gave Oliver “a few weeks” more with his own family.

The clock is now ticking.

As for when the clock sped ahead four months?

We saw Oliver leave the infamous, mysterious grave and we saw him get into a limousine with Felicity already inside.

She told Oliver that he has to kill “that son of a bitch,” making us wonder if it’s someone close to her who dies.

Go ahead and watch Arrow online to then catch a rather big clue in this flash forward. Not only is there tension between Felicity and Oliver… but she is no longer wearing her engagement ring.

What is about to happen to tear these two apart?!?

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Kendall Jenner Tells Kim She"s Pregnant, Kim Doesn"t Care

Kendall Jenner just learned a hard but valuable life lesson: When she"s in a panic and needs support, the LAST person to call is Kim Kardashian.

While appearing as a guest on sister Khloe"s new talk show Kocktails with Khloe, the two decide to pull a prank on their big sis Kim.

Kendall dials her up and says that she"s pregnant and wanted to turn to her first for support and to help her figure out what to do.

Quite a doozy to hear from your 20-year-old model sister who is rumored to be schtupping Harry Styles, a man who seems to be gunning to unseat John Mayer as music"s biggest douchebag.

At first, Kim is shocked. "Are you kidding?" she exclaims.

The mother of two then wipes out any doubt that she"s the world"s biggest narcissist by going on a rant about her own problems.

“I mean, today is not the day," she whines. "I’m on, like, one hour of sleep "cause, like, North was up all night and I’ve been feeding him every two seconds and literally my day has been, like, so crazy and I had no sleep and I wanna, like, die." 

"So today is I feel like, oh my god, it"s so hard."

Gosh, Kim, that is SO helpful. I feel so much better and focused after hearing all about your mommy woes. Forget about me, let"s talk about you and how your baby kept you up all night, as those terrible babies are wont to do.

Kendall then fake cries and Kim offers to bring over her "30 kids" so Kendall can babysit.

Khloe finally grabs the phone and lets Kim in on the prank, then calls her a "Debbie Downer" as the rest of her guests laugh and shake their heads.

Sister of the year, Kim. 

 

 

Dawn Scott: Sister-in-Law of Eminem"s Sad Final Days Revealed

As we reported earlier, Eminem’s sister-in-law and the mother of his adopted daughter, Dawn Scott, passed away today at the age of 40.

Though police are still awaiting an official toxicology report, the cause of death has been tentatively listed as a heroin overdose.

In the past, Dawn has spoken publicly about her desire to get off drugs and off the streets, and at times, she’s blamed her famous brother-in-law (real name: Marshall Mathers) for his alleged refusal to help her financially.

“I have a millionaire brother-in-law and a sister with money up the ass, but they’re refusing to give me any help,” Scott said in an interview with Radar Online just months before her death.

“It’s a betrayal. [Mathers] has been part of our family since he was 15!”

Scott said her sister Kim, who has been married to Mathers twice, and is the mother of his daughter Hailie Jade Mathers, was complicit in denying the assistance she needed to get clean:

“One night I called my sister and told her I had nowhere to go,” Scott claimed. “She said, ‘That’s not my problem. Don’t bother me,’ and hung up.”

Radar Online has photos of the ramshackle trailer where Scott spent her final days.

It’s located just miles from the now-famous 8 Mile road where Mathers lived before becoming one of the world’s most famous rappers.

According to longtime friend Les Martin, Scott spent her final days “doing any kind of drugs she could get her hands on.”

“Heroin, cocaine, Adderall. If it was a pill, she would take it,” Martin says. “Klonopin were her downfall.”

Various news outlets are now reporting that Mathers has denied their requests for comment.

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